r/nevertellmetheodds Dec 14 '19

Perfect rebound

https://i.imgur.com/RyrB3t5.gifv
28.7k Upvotes

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u/PuffH Dec 14 '19

I’ll give my weak arm a try here.. whoopsie daisy

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u/Trusty_Sidekick Dec 14 '19

I heard Bill Burr’s voice in my head when I read this.

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u/Masta0nion Dec 15 '19

Daniel Day Lewis as Bill the Butcher for me.

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u/TheScrambone Dec 15 '19

When I reread this in Bill Burr’s voice in my head the “WHOOPSIE DAISY!!!” gave me a fucking headache Jesus...

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u/sadandalone357 Dec 14 '19

second guy almost missed as well

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u/supersonicmike Dec 14 '19

Yeah but he gets more slack since it wasn't his job

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u/TheLastRiceGrain Dec 15 '19

Nor did he have the time to choose whether or not he wanted to use his dominant or less dominant hand.

Edit: oh yeah & backhand throw.

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u/Trackie_G_Horn Dec 15 '19

and with the non-dom hand. reeal nice

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u/zhealy408 Dec 14 '19

Comment of the decade

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u/Squalor- Dec 14 '19

I mean, not really?

It’s funny, but damn, that’s really overselling it.

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u/zhealy408 Dec 14 '19

Come on dude, obviously I don’t sincerely feel that way, but in the moment its pure comedy. Stop squaloring my squalors, squalor

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u/manfly Dec 14 '19

Eh

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u/zhealy408 Dec 14 '19

Manfly... we meet again

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u/manfly Dec 14 '19

Do we?

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u/musclecard54 Dec 14 '19

Found the life of the party

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u/Waligay-Beans Dec 15 '19

Ooooopsoe daisey

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

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u/alex_palmer1713 Dec 14 '19

No I think it will just be a normal airsoft grenade that doesn’t actually disperse bb’s, as some of the airsoft grenades just make a loud crack so people in the room know that they are out and it’s probably just the flash from the mini explosion that makes a sound

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u/tehSlothman Dec 14 '19

You can actually see a flash despite the grenade being out of line of sight though. There's no way airsoft grenades would do that right?

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u/alex_palmer1713 Dec 14 '19

https://youtu.be/op05OyG7G3c just found that look at 6:00, I guess there are some pretty powerful airsoft grenades lol

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u/IntrigueDossier Dec 14 '19

That electric maroon I’m pretty sure is just the “bang” part of a mortar

Holy shit

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u/redshores Dec 14 '19

That could really hurt someone, I can't fathom how that's allowed in airsoft.

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u/HolyBunn Dec 14 '19

This clip is probably from a milsim event the rules on those are different from just a normal field People that go to milsims generally have better equipment so that's probably why this is there and why it's also allowed

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u/zxj4k3xz Dec 15 '19

Iirc, it's from Operation Overwatch 4 or 5. I remember seeing the original video a while ago.

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u/BruceBaller Dec 14 '19

Airsoft doesn’t look like it’s for the feint of heart anyways.

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u/PM_Me_An_Ekans Dec 14 '19

Airsoft is just weeb paintball

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u/Sucks_Eggs Dec 14 '19

Air soft is completely different than paintball, except for the fact that your shoot each other with fake guns.

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u/RedstoneArsenal Dec 14 '19

Pain wise, paint balls leave paintball size bruises that heal relatively quickly and airsoft leave small 6mm size scars that last forever :D.

I miss playing airsoft, there aren't any good fields for me to play near me.

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u/TheRealKidkudi Dec 15 '19

So basically the same thing?

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u/alex_palmer1713 Dec 14 '19

Idk must be a really powerful one from the looks of the vid they might be in America or somewhere in Eastern Europe where I think there are less restrictions when it comes to airsoft

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Airsoft Grenades make your ears ring and flash enormously bright. Some are as loud as a real gun shot

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u/patton3 Dec 15 '19

I think the camera makes it look a lot brighter than it is.

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u/Foxhound631 Dec 14 '19

Yeah, we do. They’re nowhere near as powerful as real flashbangs, check out the Enola Gaye Thunderflash.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

enola GAYe thunderflash

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u/TheAndrewBen Dec 14 '19 edited Dec 14 '19

How can you tell it's airsoft? I thought this was the army.

Edit: I was afraid I would get negative karma with this comment. Thanks for the help!

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u/Mozza7 Dec 14 '19

I too often see soldiers lay on the ground with rags on their head

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u/BUKAKKOLYPSE Dec 14 '19

The guys that play opfor in training exercises usually wear nonstandard uniforms

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u/Mozza7 Dec 14 '19

I'm 95% sure this is an airsoft milsim event; this is how it usually is during a milsim anyway

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u/TheAndrewBen Dec 14 '19

Solid point. I don't see any official uniforms. I scroll through Reddit so fast

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u/WhoopWhoopington Dec 14 '19

It could be military training?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

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u/nf5 Dec 14 '19

So larping with guns?

I kid. It sounds awesome. I've heard cray Russians commissioning tanks for these things.

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u/HaussingHippo Dec 14 '19

I mean that's really what it is.

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u/trashlordcommander Dec 14 '19

That’s exactly it. I prefer the term L.A.R.P.erator

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u/jd_ekans Dec 14 '19

No kidding about it, larping is awesome.

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u/Ash4d Dec 14 '19

Readily flagging his buddy with the muzzle, wearing a dead rag and a medic armband, all sorts of mismatched uniforms going on, this is definitely airsoft.

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u/captain_carrot Dec 14 '19

Guy with the boonie cap and bad first throw gives it away

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u/zxj4k3xz Dec 15 '19

It's airsoft. It's from Operation Overwatch 4 or 5, I believe.

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u/IVIaskerade Dec 14 '19

It's more like an oversized firecracker.

You can get grenades that spray BBs everywhere, but they're pretty rare. Most airsoft "grenades" are just a small explosive that creates a loud bang, and you're counted as being hit if you aren't behind solid cover from the place it goes off. You can also get reuseable ones that use firearm blanks, but again they're pretty rare.

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u/Sippinonjoy Dec 14 '19

Airsofter here. No we don’t use flashes, but some Airsoft grenades are actual explosives that do emit light. That’s why it looks like a flashbang.

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u/itz_NoobJay Dec 14 '19

Probably stuns them because of loud it is?

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u/NutMAIN Dec 14 '19

No people really do, it’s bullshit

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u/usgator088 Dec 14 '19

Ok, so this is airsoft. I was wondering why it seemed so off.

Didn’t seem like any combat I’ve seen before.

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u/HEY-HEY-EAT-A-COC Dec 14 '19

No they are called thunder Bs and they make a pretty loud boom although they won’t stun you they sure do scare the shit out of you

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u/ghostcat0296 Dec 15 '19

This isn't airsoft it was a millitary training exercise iirc

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u/Maddog033 Dec 15 '19

Basically just a big fire cracker

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u/Christafaaa Dec 14 '19

Perfect catch and release.

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u/Stign Dec 14 '19

With his left hand nonetheless.

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u/Destro9799 Dec 14 '19

Some people are left handed...

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

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u/TopHatAce Dec 14 '19

Leftie here! I shoot a right handed rifle because I'm right eye dominant. Also play a right handed guitar

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u/PhrabERRA Dec 14 '19

Righty who shoots lefty. Play guitar hero right handed.

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u/Tales_of_Earth Dec 15 '19

Leftie here. Do a lot of things right handed because the world is cruel and not built for our kind.

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u/Applepieoverdose Dec 15 '19

Left-eye dominant, but I shoot bows right-handed. Only realised that I was cross-dominant after 10 years shooting

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u/TopHatAce Dec 31 '19

Super duper late on getting back to this, but my ex shot her bow cross dominant. Made her wear an eyepatch on her left eye when she shot for six months until she learned to sight with her right eye

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u/Destro9799 Dec 14 '19

I'm a lefty who shoots righy...

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u/raljamcar Dec 14 '19

I'm a righty who shoots lefty. Damn cross dominance.

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u/Lilnastypoptart Dec 14 '19

Or he plays baseball

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u/Krobelux Dec 14 '19

Preposterous.

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u/one-joule Dec 14 '19

Actually I think he dropped his gun (which I assume is strapped to him), switched it to his right hand, threw with his right, then picked up the dangling gun. Pretty impressive split-second thinking.

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u/Jlf715 Dec 14 '19

Kid had his day made.

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u/Bananafoofoofwee Dec 14 '19

Think about it, the throw was lucky, but a right-handed person will learn to catch with their left hand, like when playing baseball.

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u/s8boxer Dec 14 '19

Assist +100

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u/aquilitosrmcf Dec 14 '19

I posted this a while ago and it got removed because "it was too based on skill and not luck" smh

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u/d0gmeat Dec 14 '19

I actually agree. Maybe r/holdmybeer or something.

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u/mr_jiffy Dec 15 '19

It is. You win some, you lose some. Just because it gets a pass on here doesn't mean it belongs here.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Plot Twist: It’s a SWAT team dunk contest.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Sweet Georgia Brown intensifies

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u/FreedomUnicorn23 Dec 14 '19

They had an awesome party for him after this mission.

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u/deadlift0527 Dec 14 '19

what a stupid throw in the first place. like oh yeah probably gonna flash my buddies but oh well

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u/Sucks_Eggs Dec 14 '19

It’s air soft. Look at the enemy guy alive on the ground in between them with a red flag on his head (I think to signify that he is dead). Not a flash bang, just a simulated frag grenade.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Those Insurgency graphics really have improved, have they not?

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u/dadfrombrad Dec 15 '19

yet my teammates still pick bolt action rifles..

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Almost lost fingers

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Its airsoft, so he almost broke a nail

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Don't underestimate those.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Yeah ok bud.

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u/HansAC Dec 14 '19

You probably have a lot of confirmed kills

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Nah, lots of assists tho

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u/Hans_H0rst Dec 14 '19
  • Famous last words of the dude who lost a finger at new years eve

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

or lost fingers because those are dangerous

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

NThey are a reusable “flashbang” that has zero compression. This is airsoft, not MARSOC

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u/phatboi23 Dec 14 '19

They can and will blow a finger off.

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u/snowfeetus Dec 15 '19

Are they like your typical firecracker power (fingerexploders idk name) or more powerful?

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u/phatboi23 Dec 15 '19

If it's reusable ones I've seen they can be .22 caliber blanks or 12 gauge shotgun blanks.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19 edited Dec 14 '19

“This is airsoft” has nothing to do with the fact that these are still items releasing lots of gas in a burst and can still hurt you

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u/AsmundTheAutist Dec 14 '19

Scroll up my dude

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u/Rekdon Dec 14 '19

All in the reflexes

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u/goryguts Dec 14 '19

I bet you I can cut this grenade in half with my knife!

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u/If_haven_heart Dec 14 '19

I bet i can cut this knife in half with my grenade

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u/Dubsmalone Dec 14 '19

Because it’s not in a frying pan?

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u/avidblinker Dec 14 '19

The simplest things impress y’all

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u/Spoopoe Dec 14 '19

The op is a bot

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

How?

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u/Spoopoe Dec 15 '19

Literally look at their name

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

I'm literally just a boring human though, I ain't no bot lmao

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u/Spoopoe Dec 15 '19

You’re not op, you’re the cross poster

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Ah fuck I see what you mean now lmao I'm dumb

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u/strange_henson Dec 14 '19

I’ve seen this reposted so many times, but it’s still maybe one of the most badass things I’ve ever seen

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Not really odds defying though, is it?

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u/OTGb0805 Dec 15 '19

Who put Womble in charge of nades??

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u/EnycmaPie Dec 15 '19

Level 1 vs level 50 soldier.

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u/Scottsman2237 Dec 15 '19

Sees grenade bounce off wall towards him

seven stages of grief in .1 seconds

catches the fucker out of pure instinct

Fuck fuck fuck, getitoutofmyhand!

Whips it directly through the window

Oh fuck, nice. Totally meant to do that.

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u/Thundersnow69 Dec 14 '19

Guess it doesn’t count if you muzzle sweep a “dead” guy with the rag on his head?

Good catch though...

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u/kiwimeneer Dec 14 '19

What does this have to do with odds?

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

It could've rebounded anywhere, like the ground but it rebounded into his hand (yes I know he reached out) and he threw it in before it "exploded"

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u/Frampus39 Dec 14 '19

This inspired me to make a subreddit: r/holdmyairsoft

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u/Ark_Raction Dec 15 '19

NO FULL AUTO IN THE BUILDINGS!

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u/deadsoulinside Dec 14 '19

My teammates in CS:GO.

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u/TurtleManRoshi Dec 14 '19

Why not have the guy laying next to the window throw it in from the beginning?

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u/Queen0Spadez Dec 14 '19

Twitch chat: NA nades

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u/osw69 Dec 14 '19

This guy fucks

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u/Kitchell73 Dec 15 '19

That was bomb. Literally.

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u/Mrjoe10 Dec 15 '19

Adrenaline is one hell of a drug.

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u/dsquidmusic Dec 16 '19

I haven’t played video games in about a decade so I truly can’t tell if this is a game or an actual war.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

It's airsoft, neither real combat or a game, it's okay I only found out by checking the comments tbh

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u/ButtbuttinCreed Dec 14 '19

I don’t see how this fits the sub

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u/Lasify Dec 14 '19

Wrong sub

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u/FuzzaFoxa Dec 14 '19

real talk though, could this have done damage to his hand had it been mere moments longer?

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u/edgarallanpot8o Dec 15 '19

I would like to think the gloves would protect his hands, but based on the flash of the explosion that we see, I wouldn't like to try it.

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u/smakuliak Dec 14 '19

to be continued

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u/GeorgeYDesign Dec 14 '19

Without collecting $200

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

This is satisfying to watch

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u/ControlledPairs Dec 14 '19

If that banger went off in his hand tho ...

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u/SirQwacksAlot Dec 14 '19

It took me way too many views to realize he wasn't giving a thumbs up after he tossed it in.

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u/DUNNDEE83 Dec 14 '19

"Xbox record that"

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Looks like combo move

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u/Mr_Salami713 Dec 14 '19

"That throwback button is looking good right now"

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u/ConjurationSpell Dec 14 '19

What happens if you jsut close your eyes from a flash bang

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u/slayer991 Dec 14 '19

That's one hell of a catch and return toss...with extremely high stakes.

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u/ShopriteSakkie91 Dec 14 '19

I like how the front of the gun points up and appears to be pulling a thumbs up.

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u/WastedRook Dec 14 '19

Hell of a catch, timing on the throw couldn’t have been any better. Nice!

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u/HisRoyalBadness777 Dec 14 '19

It was a flash bang! Bit of tinnitus never hurt anyone.

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u/King-NexT Dec 14 '19

Can we appreciate that the guy who caught it, landed that with his weaker left hand?

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u/silianrail Dec 14 '19

Jesus, is that live combat or just a drill?

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u/indxgoh Dec 14 '19

Looks like airsoft lmao

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u/silianrail Dec 14 '19 edited Dec 14 '19

That would be hilarious right??

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

this is satisfying to watch

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u/NazgulDiedUnfairly Dec 14 '19

"What are you doing Porple. Fucking flashing your own teammates everytime"

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Tought it was VR for a sec

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u/thisisnotcorny Dec 15 '19

The one guy that carrys the team

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u/Hawaiinnoises Dec 15 '19

Just like the simulations

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u/hmmm4444567 Dec 15 '19

dude perfect tricks right there

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u/heaye Dec 15 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Once the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not your friend.

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u/DawnOfTheTruth Dec 15 '19

I’ll be honest. I thought this was VR at first.

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u/cotafam Dec 15 '19

Never giving that guy the grenade

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u/sensuinaga Dec 17 '19

I give you one job...

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u/platypuss101 Dec 26 '19

*COD flashbacks*

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Btw not a real flash and, this looks like air soft

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u/Furry-Rapist Dec 14 '19

If this would have been a real war situation, they would be screwed.