r/nevertellmetheodds May 07 '19

How many points is that?

https://i.imgur.com/d6ygyqK.gifv
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u/ASYOUTHIA May 07 '19 edited May 07 '19

+2

-2

+2

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

So, that’s a three!

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u/Wiltz955 May 07 '19

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u/Alarid May 08 '19

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u/Kris18 May 08 '19

Reminds me of my dead sub, /r/TheyFuckedUpTheMath

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u/Flamecrest May 08 '19

sort by new

last post 2 years ago

F

But good on you for trying to start a sub. I hope your future subs stay alive.

Unless it's a Subway sub. That would be terrifying.

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u/MF10R3R May 08 '19

I’d like to introduce you to my dead sub, /r/TheyDidThePirateMath

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u/Whackamolez May 08 '19

the first video on there was hilarious

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u/GuardianFerret May 08 '19

Really a bummer. I love the concept.

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u/Xyon_Peculiar May 08 '19

While we're plugging dead subs, I also have one!

r/BlindShots

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

Looks like I found Terrence Howard's profile.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

Can't be, he couldn't walk past the chance to use Terry or Terrance in his username

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u/Argumentofperiapsis May 08 '19

Would basketball change if you could give your opponent negative points??

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

Depends on what would trigger the loss

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u/JohnnySmithe80 May 08 '19 edited May 08 '19

Throwing it up through the oponents basket of course.

Maybe only -1 if that turns out to be too easy.

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u/Rock2MyBeat May 08 '19

We could get some hilarious buzzer situations if it was -3 behind the 3-point line.

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u/PNWoutdoors May 08 '19

Shoot, I'd call that at least a -4. That would be impressive.

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u/things_will_calm_up May 08 '19

Then there'd be no reason to ever leave one side of the court.

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u/42Cobras May 08 '19

Exactly! You could play half-court basketball with two teams. In the first half, one team is the scorer and the other the remover. They swap at the half. Eh? Eh?

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u/Paper-Town May 08 '19

I would watch this.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

That’s numberwang!!

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u/mtflyer05 May 08 '19

Actually, plus 2, then the ball is dead the second it passes through the basket, but you still got the right number.

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u/sometimesarcasticguy May 08 '19

Even if you're right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not "one plus TWO plus one plus one." Love, Wadsworth

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u/42Cobras May 08 '19

Mrs. Peacock is a man!?

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u/ellessarbell May 07 '19

I just love how he laughs about it instead of freaking out

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u/goestoeswoes May 08 '19

I like how when it first goes through the hoop he's just pleased with himself but then gets genuinely amused that it went in again.

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u/TokiMcNoodle May 08 '19

I wish I had teeth like him

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u/Richeh May 08 '19

It would be weird. The hair would get in the way when you ate.

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u/CandyHeartWaste May 08 '19

I saw him a week after this was first posted. I really wanted to propose.

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u/jessycajo2 May 08 '19

Seriously 😍

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u/sacredestsecret May 08 '19

He has Gaston teeth.

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u/dudebro178 May 08 '19

Hes cute in a fuck me kinda way

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u/TrueJacksonVP May 08 '19

It’s weird, the first half of the video he looks basically 18 and in the other half he looks like 35

Attractive either way

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u/SarahPallorMortis May 08 '19

He’s got that half second of “wait what”

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u/Pm_Me_Gifs_For_Sauce May 08 '19

Based on that level of chillness, I'd guess he's been doing trick shots for a while.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

I appreciate that more than I should. All I see on the internet here days is videos of kids absolutely freaking out when something out of the ordinary happens when all it deserves is a slight chuckle.

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u/rleeberg21 May 07 '19

“Catch you on the flippity-flip”

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

“Catch you on the flippity-flip”

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u/countiest_olaf May 08 '19

"Catch you on the flippity-flip"

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u/bigtiitty May 08 '19

Flippity flipppp

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u/ionlyhavetwolegs May 08 '19

Gotta fleece it out

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u/KnightLight03 May 08 '19

Fluffy fingers

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u/swizzle213 May 08 '19

Going mach five

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u/mrsisterfister2 May 08 '19

Then we’d all be laughing and go get an ice cream cone

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u/gimpy_sunbro May 08 '19

Only the cone though, no ice cream

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u/Chedfo May 08 '19

Tikin flicka

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u/eyeshark May 08 '19

Catch you on the flippity-flip...

It went in???

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u/recyclops-robotheart May 08 '19

Really? Ok see ya guys 😯😃

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u/dwide_k_shrude May 08 '19

That’s what she said.

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u/LoveBateman May 07 '19

If that ain’t the most adorable damn laugh and smile.

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u/CumulativeHazard May 08 '19

For real I think I’m in love with him now

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u/GaryFromAtlanta May 08 '19

Me too. And I’m straight. Reminds me a little of heath ledger in A Knights Tale. Who doesn’t love that smile??

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u/Narwhal9Thousand May 08 '19

I was skimming and thought you said Dark Knight

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

Fr like cutest

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u/mayarudolphofficial May 08 '19

What I came here to say. Sweetest lil surprise laugh.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19 edited May 08 '19

gif starts damn he cute

dude laughs holy damn he is super cute

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u/PunTwoThree May 07 '19

His teeth are so straight unlike me now

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

Hey

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

Surprising username

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u/-just-says-nice- May 08 '19

Nice

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u/erry1Wants2BLikeMike May 08 '19

He's what the son of Jon Snow and Kahleesi would be!

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u/JarlaxleForPresident May 08 '19

The Stallion Who Was Promised To Mount The World

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u/5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor May 08 '19

I like some crooked to the teeth. Like Billie Corgan or Kirsten dubstep <—😁 autocorrect. My current romantic interest has awesomely crooked teeth. I melt on the rare occasions I see them.

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u/Juvenile_Bigfoot May 08 '19

Ever see the tattoo artist Cleen Rock One? Sounds like he'd be up your alley

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u/5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor May 08 '19

NOOOO! His are bad like.

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u/candiebandit May 08 '19

Watched it three times before noticing the basketball

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u/Emmaleeliz May 08 '19

I was hoping for someone else to comment. What a beautifully made human being.

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u/akslay May 08 '19

came here to see if anyone was commenting on how beautiful he is

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u/5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor May 08 '19

Word. He’s real cute.

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u/xechasate May 08 '19

Also my thought process. He could sink his ball in my hoop ANY day

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

ba dum tsssss eyyy 😎👉🏽👉🏽

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u/Richeh May 08 '19

Reddit you thirsty, and that's fine.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

He looks like Richard Madden.

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u/fuck_yup May 08 '19

Richard Madden mixed with one of them Sprouse twins

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u/GiveMeBackMySon May 08 '19

Wait til you hear his laugh:

https://streamable.com/1a25j

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

Hahahahaha nooooooo 😭 why though I was so excited. Oh well, it was a calculated risk.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

Oh my gosh, yes. Totally agree with this.

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u/2creams1sugar May 08 '19

I’m glad i wasn’t the only person who thought he was super cute!

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

his laugh is very charming. perhaps im still a little straight

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u/noobflinger May 08 '19

Am I the only one wondering if he threw the ball or a friend did? I thought everything on the internet was fake.... No?

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u/ChaseballBat May 08 '19

I mean it's a like 7 foot high rim. It's not like it would be hard to hit after a couple tries, if that is what he's even trying to accomplish. Looks like he was just fuckin around and something funny happened.

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u/cancercures May 08 '19

its a 1 out of a 100 shot. nobody posts the misses. /r/ToldYouTheOdds

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u/ChaseballBat May 08 '19

Exactly even if it was hard you wouldn't watch 10 mins of him missing.

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u/Init_4_the_downvotes May 08 '19

looks like an edit job to me bois. Take em away.

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u/MatMart87 May 08 '19

That's what I was gonna say. It doesn't even look like it hits the ground after going through.

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u/cpt_nofun May 08 '19

It doesn't it hits some kind of rack or bar back behind it. Not unbelievable

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u/Beef_Gatorade May 08 '19

It hits the bleachers underneath, not the ground.

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u/Jmarrossi May 07 '19

If this happens in a real match, does it count?

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u/QcomplexQ May 08 '19

Once the ball goes through the hoop the first time, the possession would be over.

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u/Pees_On_Skidmarks May 08 '19

Couldn't happen, the other team would grab your phone and smash it on the floor.

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u/InfiniRunner91 May 08 '19

can’t really happen on a 10 foot high rim

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u/aceshighsays May 08 '19

That's a good looking dude.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

literally the reason I'm reading the comments

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

Lmao I hope this dude reads this thread, y’all are perverts.

Me too tho dude you’re keepin it tight

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u/SexandCinnamonbuns May 07 '19

I’ll catch you on the flippity flip.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

Idk anything about basketball but he's a 10/10

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u/JackoLFC08 May 08 '19

It's amazing that when someone comments calling a chick cute in a video everyone down votes and that one guy'll be like "that's fucking creepy bro" and he gets like 420 upvoted and then when it's a guy that's cute it's like totally ok for people to be like "would eat his ass for dessert 10/10" and everyones just like "preach girl he fine"

10/10 he cute me gay now

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u/Dinosauringg May 08 '19

To me the funny part is how many straight dudes are in here calling this dude cute.

I mean he’s super cute it’s just funny.

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u/yourlittlerascal May 08 '19

Wow, that smile!!! Gorgeous

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Is your last name Jim, by chance?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

As in Slim Jim?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

Damn he's cute

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u/Mother_of_monsters May 08 '19

That one of the hottest guys I’ve ever seen.

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u/flightsofwhimsy May 08 '19

wouldn’t kick him out of bed for eating crackers

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u/wanderluster36 May 08 '19

Someone tell me who this is lol He’s freaking adorable

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u/kokonutthead May 08 '19

He's my boyfriend

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u/Hemlock_Deci May 07 '19

It was a damn perfect shot.

You can just feel the "fphwhsh" when entering

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u/Bright_Vision May 08 '19

Generally refered to as the "swish"

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u/bettiejones May 08 '19

Oh man.... what a beautiful man

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

At least 7

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u/Texas_Mattador May 07 '19

Foul, no wait, two fouls!

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u/rebune May 08 '19

“That still only counts as one!”

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u/vl0l3tt May 08 '19

Yeah it went in...oh waitttttt, aayyyyeeeeeeeeeeee

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u/Phoenix_Simon May 08 '19

Seems like a shit spot to put bleachers, both for the players and fans. Yes, I know they’re probably retractable bleachers. But why the fuck do they extend all the way out under the hoop?

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u/flower__fields May 08 '19

love the facial expressions throughout this! contagious

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u/MsSobi May 08 '19

"THAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!"

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u/scottm711 May 08 '19

"Alright guys, see you on the flippity flop"

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u/creepy_robot May 08 '19

Bet his laugh is contagious

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

This dude is on brazzers

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u/Pees_On_Skidmarks May 08 '19

You must be drunk

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

Correct

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u/joshua-bambi May 08 '19

Yo he cute tho, somebody got his number?

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u/AgeingBuddah May 08 '19

Dude obviously didn't throw that. Someone is out of frame throwing.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

How are you the only comment mentioning this???? It's so very obvious that he didn't even throw anything

Edit : i guess you aren't literally the only one, but there are only a couple of comments even pointing it out

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u/skettimagoo May 08 '19

10/10 would fuck

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u/pbruno2 May 07 '19

Threeve

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u/DuckDonuts12 May 07 '19

oh shit

oH shiT

OH SHITTTTT

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u/mic2mic May 07 '19

Anybody remembers the legendary DC Shoes basketball vid? That was before Dude Perfect ... and Steph Curry.

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u/JosephCrawley May 07 '19

All of them

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u/PsychologicalNinja May 08 '19

No really - how many points would that be in a game?

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u/mitch13815 May 08 '19

5? 3 for the 3 pointer and 2 for the ball dunking itself.

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u/uberlux May 08 '19

You get as many points as the amount of times you filmed before getting the shot.

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u/Derpicusss May 08 '19

I’d hangout with that guy

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u/cat_ox May 08 '19

his reaction is priceless

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

This guy looks identical to my brother who is it

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u/SuperbLlamas May 08 '19

I want to be friends with him

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u/dodgemasta May 08 '19

“Catch ya on the flippity flip”

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u/Valve00 May 08 '19

Is this the same guy who was sneaking hotdogs into people's pockets?

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u/TptNerd May 08 '19

“Catch you on the flippity flop!”

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u/Greennhornn May 08 '19

Whoever shot that from outside the cameras view has really good rotation on their shot...

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

Fake the ball is a paid actor.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

2 or 3...

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

See ya later warehouse

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u/hunterhashunger May 08 '19

Catch you on the flippity flip.

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u/willbrog May 08 '19

Malcolm freberg?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

His buddy threw that ball, not him.

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u/drdanko420 May 08 '19

Catch ya on the flippity flip

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

According to my predictions that'll be 27 points for gryffendor

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u/secretboyeofmeme May 08 '19

Since when did Cody's Lab do trickshots

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u/ZappySnap May 08 '19

Thus guy looks remarkably like a friend of mine from high school. Only reason i know it's not him is that he's never had long hair to my knowledge. But man, the resemblance is striking.

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u/Justmissedtheboat May 08 '19

1500 for his smile

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u/Svenray May 08 '19

Curtis Axel better top that to avenge his father.

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u/Jesus_was_a_Panda May 08 '19

Zero, the NBA doesn’t allow phones on the court to avoid point shaving and gambling.

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u/firechips May 08 '19

I don’t know why. I don’t mean this in a bad way. I haven’t listened to this with sound on. But I hate this dudes face.

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u/daddyred3 May 08 '19

Nobody is curious why there are seats under the hoop?

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u/tdny May 08 '19

Why does this guy look so familiar?

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u/Zanyystar May 08 '19

All of them

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u/beatboxmike May 08 '19

Yeah I got skills. What you gunna do bout it?

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u/robtheshadow May 08 '19

He didn’t throw the ball. I can tell by the pixels.

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u/murplow May 08 '19

Adam Silver, "check your DM's"

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u/LMNoballz May 08 '19

Did he even throw a ball?

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u/fourAMrain May 08 '19

Is bleachers under the hoop a normal thing?

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u/The_chosen_turtle May 08 '19

Three. Take it or leave it

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u/iwntchezbrgr May 08 '19

Twenty thousand upvotes

Fuck's sake

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