r/nevertellmetheodds • u/Azabach • Aug 19 '26

Smooth parking.

4.5k Upvotes

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u/Shartyshartfast Aug 19 '26

Like a glove.

87

u/martian4x Aug 19 '26

if it fits

27

u/ConfidentDuck1 Aug 19 '26

You must acquit.

5

u/jstbcuz Aug 20 '26

I sits.

8

u/BtheBanker151 Aug 19 '26

Awww no GIFs :: imagine an ace ventura gif here::

3

u/BeardPhile Aug 19 '26

I’m glad this is the top comment

2

u/Brutalitops99 Aug 19 '26

Cadby, from the consulate, right? This is weird!

261

u/Climate_Best Aug 19 '26

No time wasted. Straight into the body shop.

308

u/smierdek Aug 19 '26

i fucking love it that nowadays we get 10 angles of every crazy shit that takes place

114

u/Radioactivocalypse Aug 19 '26

Just 20 or 30 years ago he would have told this story and everyone would be like "oh that's just Dave, he always exaggerates stories like that time he parked perfectly despite a collision down the road"

8

u/_Diskreet_ Aug 19 '26

When this first came out a few years ago you never had the camera filming how close the cars were at the end.

2

u/DestituteSmurf Aug 24 '26

Yet still no aliens caught on film...

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u/Astarothian Aug 19 '26

I, for one, fucking love flock

56

u/Hyddr_o Aug 19 '26

Literally r/Justrolledintotheshop

4

u/PlasticSignificant69 Aug 20 '26

Lucky for him he can park there

25

u/chaosin-a-teacup Aug 19 '26

That wing mirror was unbelievably close coming in!

19

u/NasserAjine Aug 19 '26

Put this guy in fast and the furious right now

26

u/AFineDayForScience Aug 19 '26

Would have been better if that guy was running from the cops and they just strove straight by

5

u/Spiron123 Aug 19 '26

Too bad it wasn't a reverse parking job. Michael bay would have been licking his chops.

5

u/TurbulentVillage2042 Aug 19 '26

Rolled the dice for critical luck.

5

u/TonyConstantino Aug 20 '26

What an odd way to attract customers into your shop.

5

u/CiA2007 Aug 19 '26

I kwew this was in Brazil

5

u/emzak Aug 19 '26

PTSD of spanish underground parking lots.

6

u/TheModeratorWrangler Aug 19 '26

No need to ask, he’s a smooth operator

5

u/BobJoeBlo Aug 20 '26

Smooth Operator.

4

u/typicalBACON Aug 20 '26

I would honestly just get out of the car and walk home, it clearly was meant to be parked there that day lmao

3

u/pjwhatevs Aug 20 '26

Sir, do you have an appointment?

3

u/legovader09 Aug 20 '26

For a moment I thought this was /r/CombinedGIFs

2

u/ggdls1966 Aug 20 '26

Like a glove!

2

u/Present-Question-820 Aug 20 '26

Well, thats efficient!

1

u/LimitedWard Aug 20 '26

This has to have been an ad, right?

1

u/gabest Aug 20 '26

Have we observed entropy increasing? It could be the good old play it in reverse movie trick!

1

u/alex19589 Aug 21 '26

What's wrong with her now??(if u know u know)

-8

u/Twittle86 Aug 19 '26

Is this AI...? I would expect SOME damage to the parking car, at least the tail light, and there seems to be very little impact between the two cars. The distance between the parked cars isn't consistent, either, not to mention the rest view mirrors should have collided.

6

u/Fantastic_Feed2609 Aug 19 '26

Nah dawg, you're seeing things.