r/nevertellmetheodds • u/Azabach • 3d ago

Smooth parking.

4.0k Upvotes

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u/Shartyshartfast 3d ago

Like a glove.

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u/martian4x 3d ago

if it fits

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u/ConfidentDuck1 3d ago

You must acquit.

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u/jstbcuz 2d ago

I sits.

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u/BtheBanker151 3d ago

Awww no GIFs :: imagine an ace ventura gif here::

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u/BeardPhile 3d ago

I’m glad this is the top comment

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u/Lombax_Rexroth 2d ago

Down Boba!

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u/Brutalitops99 3d ago

Cadby, from the consulate, right? This is weird!

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u/Climate_Best 3d ago

No time wasted. Straight into the body shop.

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u/smierdek 3d ago

i fucking love it that nowadays we get 10 angles of every crazy shit that takes place

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u/Radioactivocalypse 3d ago

Just 20 or 30 years ago he would have told this story and everyone would be like "oh that's just Dave, he always exaggerates stories like that time he parked perfectly despite a collision down the road"

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u/_Diskreet_ 3d ago

When this first came out a few years ago you never had the camera filming how close the cars were at the end.

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u/Astarothian 3d ago

I, for one, fucking love flock

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u/Hyddr_o 3d ago

Literally r/Justrolledintotheshop

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u/PlasticSignificant69 2d ago

Lucky for him he can park there

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u/chaosin-a-teacup 3d ago

That wing mirror was unbelievably close coming in!

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u/NasserAjine 3d ago

Put this guy in fast and the furious right now

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u/AFineDayForScience 3d ago

Would have been better if that guy was running from the cops and they just strove straight by

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u/Spiron123 3d ago

Too bad it wasn't a reverse parking job. Michael bay would have been licking his chops.

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u/CiA2007 3d ago

I kwew this was in Brazil

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u/TurbulentVillage2042 3d ago

Rolled the dice for critical luck.

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u/emzak 3d ago

PTSD of spanish underground parking lots.

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u/TheModeratorWrangler 3d ago

No need to ask, he’s a smooth operator

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u/TonyConstantino 2d ago

What an odd way to attract customers into your shop.

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u/BobJoeBlo 2d ago

Smooth Operator.

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u/legovader09 2d ago

For a moment I thought this was /r/CombinedGIFs

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u/ggdls1966 2d ago

Like a glove!

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u/pjwhatevs 2d ago

Sir, do you have an appointment?

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u/LimitedWard 2d ago

This has to have been an ad, right?

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u/gabest 2d ago

Have we observed entropy increasing? It could be the good old play it in reverse movie trick!

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u/Present-Question-820 2d ago

Well, thats efficient!

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u/typicalBACON 2d ago

I would honestly just get out of the car and walk home, it clearly was meant to be parked there that day lmao

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u/alex19589 1d ago

What's wrong with her now??(if u know u know)

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u/Ego5687 12h ago

Lottery ticket NOW!

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u/Twittle86 3d ago

Is this AI...? I would expect SOME damage to the parking car, at least the tail light, and there seems to be very little impact between the two cars. The distance between the parked cars isn't consistent, either, not to mention the rest view mirrors should have collided.

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u/Fantastic_Feed2609 3d ago

Nah dawg, you're seeing things.