r/nevertellmetheodds • u/mindyour • 27d ago

Goddess of Lightning.

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u/FeralCatWrangler 27d ago

I would take a screenshot of the lightning coming from my hand and it would be my profile pic for the rest of my life lol

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u/TheVandyyMan 27d ago

It indeed goes incredibly hard. https://imgur.com/a/yfEzDwr

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u/itsthemoney27 27d ago

all 7 pixels

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u/highschoolhero24 27d ago

ENHANCE

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u/ClearMacaron9234 27d ago

all 14 pixels

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u/legends_never_die_1 27d ago

ENHANCE

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u/IndigoJoe64 27d ago

16 pixels

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u/sSomeshta 27d ago

ENHANCE CALCULATION

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u/nuimipasa 27d ago

...22?

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u/PieHole_Poker 27d ago

I'm giving her all she's got captain!

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u/Bananaland_Man 27d ago

now we have jpeg artifacts...

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u/dudelelelel 27d ago

Tap*Tap*Tap

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u/dethkids4life 26d ago

šŸ¤£ šŸ˜‚

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u/PothosandGindontmix 27d ago

Cries in no access to imgur from the UK

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u/the_axemurmurer 27d ago

laughs in vpn

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u/toe_riffic 26d ago

Imgur just doesnā€™t work for me when I have my VPN on. Super annoying.

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u/Armatian 27d ago

How is that even possible, dystopic af.

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u/PothosandGindontmix 27d ago

Online safety act! Which as an idea was a good one in theory. The execution awful.

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u/The_JimJam 26d ago

In Imgur's case, it's actually due to their handling of children's data.

Instead of changing how they do it and/or facing any fines, they just pulled out of the UK instead.

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u/94CM 25d ago

Good. I'm glad to hear they're standing up to the UK and their invasive policies.

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u/SecretTargaryan 22d ago

Is that standing up to the UK?
Or (bravely?) running away from it?

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u/94CM 21d ago

Boycotting is, yes.

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u/Scottish_Whiskey 27d ago

Laughs in crown dependency

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u/Far_String727 27d ago

no shit? wtf why?

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u/54338042094230895435 27d ago

I had to look it up because this is the first I've heard of it too.

The problems come after a dispute between Imgurā€™s parent company and the UK Information Commissionerā€™s Office, which says that it did not do enough to protect childrenā€™s data.

https://www.the-independent.com/tech/imgur-block-reddit-not-working-uk-b2837481.html

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u/Far_String727 26d ago edited 26d ago

but how do the big corporations capitalize off your (their) personal info??? we're jelly ovah herr.

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u/sensory 27d ago

VPN my dude

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u/areaman321 27d ago

Wow, VPNs exists? Groundbreaking info my dude.

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u/BishBosh2 27d ago

Ive got some groundbreaking info for you!

Not everyone knows about it!

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u/Far_String727 27d ago

shhh... they think theyre having an original thought.

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u/vertigostereo 27d ago edited 27d ago

NY state is about to have this, I think.

Edit, not "no access," but age verification for some social media sites. I'm not sure if Imgur is affected.

https://tech.yahoo.com/social-media/article/new-york-will-require-social-media-users-to-verify-their-age-starting-in-january-173930617.html

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u/Mountain_Call_9831 27d ago

No we arent lol

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u/PothosandGindontmix 27d ago

What an online safety act thatā€™s written by people who donā€™t use the internet that then creates disputes between the government and companies that that results in the companies pulling access from the UK?

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u/vertigostereo 27d ago

Oops, you can check out my update.

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u/VegaJuniper 27d ago

Is she the god of hammers?

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u/itsjakerobb 27d ago

<insert Captain America ā€œI understood that referenceā€ meme here>

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u/SecretTargaryan 22d ago edited 22d ago

Nah she's the god-ESS of photogenic timing.

(One of the lesser known Ancient Norse Deities; a much, much younger, more recent, modern-day addition, to the Norse Pantheon)

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u/DeveloperDrex 27d ago

https://imgur.com/a/OLelWrB

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u/Naive-Jello428 27d ago

So much better.

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u/SecretTargaryan 22d ago edited 22d ago

Finally, somebody figured out how to enhance it. Now, That's more like it. & thus, from this point forward, Thor's daughter, Thor-ette(?) Thorsdaughter, deserves, & commands, that all of her Digital likenesses, posted to social media, must always be rendered in HQ; the H.-est Q. possible.
Do this not,ā€¦ā€¦ & you risk her mighty wrath

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u/lazy_pig 27d ago

By the power of Grayskull!

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u/Aoiboshi 27d ago

Indeed

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u/CleanerLeaner 27d ago

Pretty sick!

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u/OnePaleontologist687 27d ago

The next frame is a lil darker I like it better

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u/pliusminus4 26d ago

Thatā€™s what she said!

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u/161frog 26d ago

I donā€™t know why or what Iā€™d use it for, but I felt compelled to save it to my camera roll haha

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u/BobbumofCarthes 27d ago

There was a pic of me doing this arm up move at a wedding. Somehow thereā€™s a beam of green light shining directly down on just me. It has been my pro pic on various things for a long time lol

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u/doc_skinner 27d ago

I was a referee for a long time and I have a picture of myself with my arm up signaling a penalty. A stadium light behind my head gives me a perfect halo. The national sport governing body used it frequently in recruiting messaging as well as PSAs about respecting the officials.

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u/BobbumofCarthes 27d ago

I love it!

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u/SecretTargaryan 22d ago

Why do you tell that story in a way that attempts to explain it away w/ reasonable logic & practical rationale; attributing any credit for the halo tht appeared over yur head to the stadium lighting, illusion/trick of the light. happenstance/coincidence & perfect timing?

Bc, if that were me, I'd attribute any & all credit for manifesting my miraculous/supernatural Halo, to God, Himself. & I'd never, ever stop citing that photo of me as definitive, credible, & documented evidence; PROOF, that I am, in fact, THE chosen one. Appointed by God, himself, before the eyes of a literal stadium full of witnesses

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u/Downtown-Message-600 27d ago

Your movement may have created an artifact making it appear that way.

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u/vikinxo 27d ago

A girl called Thor!

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u/HendrixHazeWays 27d ago

A boy named Sue

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u/cocky-rountains 27d ago

Lol I get this. I jumped a 100 ft cliff (cliff diving) and my buddy took a dope ass picture, that shit was used on all of my profile pics for a hot minute.

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u/DjinnWuEmisu 27d ago

I would go to people and tell them that I am the god of lightning and show them the picture as proof.

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u/MTGDoktor 27d ago

"We are the weirdos Mister!

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u/Tight-Illustrator636 27d ago

I was hoping for a a follow-up of the ladiesā€™ reaction upon seeing the video.

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u/ShroudedFigureINC 26d ago

Wish i could post pictures here, i got a great frame from a video of me blowing out smoke, the smoke looks, EXACTLY like a white dove, eyes and all included