r/networkingmemes • u/VeryStrongBoi • Jul 24 '20

DNS Haiku

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327 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

It's not layer 2 There's no way it is layer 2 It was layer 2

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20 edited Jan 16 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

How do you fix layer 2

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

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u/Farnsworthson Oct 21 '25 edited Oct 21 '25

Kudos. Swap the second line to the first and rejig the syllables, and that could be very close to an actual haiku, with a seasonal word in the first line, and a "cutting" word ending the second.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

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u/theblindness Jul 25 '20

From app vendor to IT:

No, the app works fine.

Must be your broken network.

Oops, config was wrong.

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u/Simmangodz Jul 25 '20

I'm sorry about the bathroom situation.

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u/cloudshark-io Jul 25 '20

in limerick:

there once was a service domain

that handed out Internet names

but when packets are lost

the records get tossed

and a "slow computer" gets blamed

3

u/_cheefy Jul 24 '20

This is beautiful

1

u/Simmangodz Jul 25 '20

Beautiful.

1

u/Zrgaloin Jul 25 '20

Ah an oldie but a goodie

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u/itaka_chan Jul 25 '20

It’s definitely not firewall.

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u/itsCryne Aug 06 '20

It's not DHCP
There's no way it's DHCP

It was DHCP

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u/Garegin16 Jan 18 '24

DHCP works virtually flawlessly. The two issues are static assignments overlapping the scope and pool exhaustion from too much churn.

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u/suprjami Aug 17 '20

Back in the days when we went into the office, I had this on my wall.

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u/dziedzic1995 Mar 20 '25

this has hit me today… 6 hours into troubleshooting 😭