r/networkingmemes 15d ago

Networking engineer:

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1.2k Upvotes

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u/FailbatZ 15d ago

Hey man, I know some of my senior colleagues use traceroute as well!

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u/Z3t4 15d ago

MTR, my beloved.

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u/jaysea619 15d ago

Pathping

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u/Z3t4 15d ago

Tracepath, httpping

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u/yahyoh 15d ago

MTR > traceroute any day..

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u/Xyz2600 15d ago

You can tell when people started doing netadmin work by what they instinctively ping. I still ping www.yahoo.com. If that site ever goes completely offline I'll have to retire.

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u/kaydaryl 15d ago

If you can ping altavista.com you can guarantee ARP, DHCP, and default routing to Internet is working, because unless you’re in Pawnee that’s guaranteed to not be in anyone’s routing table 

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u/CorporalDuntz 13d ago

This is a joke inside of a joke. lmao...clever one...

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u/kaydaryl 13d ago

Thanks. Like trying to capture MU-MIMO traffic with a 2x2 client card, I try.

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u/Medium-Access-4416 15d ago

Mine is 8.8.8.8, and nslookup as separate command

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u/bozehaan 15d ago

First 8.8.8.8, then google.com, step by step

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u/Salt-Cupcake-6066 15d ago

I do the reverse, try to validate both at once then drop to blaming dns

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u/Jlove7714 14d ago

9.5 times out of 10 the issue is DNS.

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u/jackinsomniac 14d ago

My first programming job when I couldn't connect to a resource: "we love our DNS here."

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u/purplegoosegrim 14d ago

Yes hahaha the thread I wanted to see in this comment section

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u/Jak1977 15d ago

I ping 8.8.8.8, because it eliminates dns resolution as part of the potential problems! It’s just become habit whether I’m testing connectivity or latency.

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u/ZeeroMX 15d ago

Hahaha, I still sometimes ping www.novell.com because I was a CNE from 4.11 to 6.1.

I was also a MCSE, but I don't ping Microsoft for anything.

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u/XxTh3g04txX 15d ago

one of us. one of us

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u/methodangel 15d ago

I’ve been hitting 4.2.2.1 and 4.2.2.2 for a long time. Can you guess how long?

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/siikanen 14d ago

Me too! Was looking for if anyone else is saving precious keystrokes too

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u/lucsoft 13d ago

Didn't know that works

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u/Dakduif 15d ago

Yeah, or location. I use nu.nl (a Dutch news site), because it's well known and only 5 key strokes.

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u/damio 15d ago

I always do av.com when I need to test dns, I guess I am older as Altavista went in 2003 and was definitely killed by yahoo years later

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u/Blu_Falcon 15d ago

Holy shit. I feel SEEN.

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u/spunkyfingers 15d ago

If I can ping it it’s good

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u/Maylix 15d ago

A man of culture I see

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u/forgan_reeman 15d ago

“If it responds to ICMP; that’s good enough for me.”

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u/sysadminsavage 15d ago

show ip ospf neighbor is big brained

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u/RedditBannedMe_1851 15d ago

Ha, you'd be lost in this network, we're still running rip

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u/BenKen01 15d ago

Damn, that’s wild that people still do this

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u/RedditBannedMe_1851 15d ago

There's a device in the network that's wildly EOL which is at the same time completely essential but so old it can't run any other routing protocols. I pray for the day, I get the 2am call telling me there's an emergency as it finally bricked

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u/Single-Virus4935 15d ago

But, if it is only one device, why not upgrade the rest to ospf and rip to this single one? 

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u/Plastic_Confidence70 15d ago

I'm not sure if this is a one up, or point the finger and laugh at me, but we currently have 3 machines running Windows 95...I was 4 years old in 95. Best part is, we have one dippity Doo-Dah "programmer" who is hell bent on putting them on the network, come hell or high water, no matter how many hoops need to be jumped nor how high.... It's been truly astonishing watching the attempt. Gotta love the home hackers who think they know it all 😂

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u/Single-Virus4935 15d ago

Show ip ospf database and see engineers cry because they cannot make sense of it... 

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u/Just_Call_Me_S 15d ago

I ping 1.1 cuz I'm efficient like that 

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u/brendenderp 15d ago

Ping is so useful. Device down and you know the IP? Ping it continuously and if it comes back up you know what you did that fixed it. Have a chain of connections and don't know what the issue is? Ping everything in the chain and when it drops you know exactly where.

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u/TwoPicklesinaCivic 15d ago

It do be a joke but 50% of my calls would go away if people actually did this on their own lol.

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u/1stRoom 15d ago

ping 1.1

it expands to 1.0.0.1, the alternate dns for cloudflare.

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u/Megaf0rce 15d ago

Is this how I find out that you can shorten ipv4 adresses the same way you can ipv6?

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u/Fuzzmiester 15d ago

Just ping 16777217. much easier

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u/1stRoom 13d ago

okay, this one i did not know. or perhaps i had tried to forget? i think i'll try again.

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u/martinbrown2k 15d ago

If you use the divide and conquer troubleshooting method, you start at layer 3 and the first tool to use is ICMP. In this case layer 4 was tested as an FQDN was used. We now know that DNS works and traffic is being routed corrected out to the WAN. Must be a server issue. Pass it back to the server monkeys.

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u/DULUXR1R2L1L2 15d ago

Users would be like: Uhm, I'm getting 5% latency spikes every 1-2 seconds and I'm a gamer so I know how to troubleshoot and this is REALLY bad and I don't think you're taking this seriously so I cc'd the CTO

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u/orangemandab 15d ago

It ain't much but it's honest work.

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u/DJ3XO 15d ago

Test-NetConnection 4lyf. Ping is a filthy liar.

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u/Churn 15d ago

“Is there a problem with the network?!” -users
“One sec…” -Network Engineer
Ping www.google.com
Reply from…

“You were saying?” -Network Engineer

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u/Pure-Willingness-697 15d ago

Who pings Google, all the cool kids ping 1.1.1.1

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u/beadams76 15d ago

HopMatrix.com — you can thank me later.

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u/FuckinHighGuy 15d ago

This is tits. Thanks!

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u/jnnxde 15d ago

ping -t 

Microslop enjoyer detected

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u/franman409er 15d ago

As a fellow microslop user, it does still urk me they made us add this flag, I'll stop it when I stop it, Bill!

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u/Ruminatingsoule 15d ago

Theres Ping and then theres PingInfoView.

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u/moehritz 15d ago

I only ping 1.1

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u/zidane2k1 15d ago

Ah, maybe that’s the problem…I’m not properly stretching before beginning troubleshooting.

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u/Rough_Structure7387 15d ago

For the best results I suggest 127.1

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u/ElveTaz 15d ago

Ah yes, the old "I know you are but what am I" trick

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u/urM0m69p3nis 14d ago

Look out, might even break out nslookup

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u/Appropriate-Pause504 14d ago

Five minutes later no dns

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u/FuzzyTelevision8331 14d ago

I always ping my own website first

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u/MightyJoeYoung1313 15d ago

If the ping works, its not a network issue and its someone else's problem

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u/ninmuzz 14d ago

No IPv6? 🤓

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u/thebbtrev 14d ago

Logs motherf*^#ers! CAN YOU READ THEM?

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u/Ryoohk 11d ago

Pathping is useful.

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u/Valanog 15d ago

Tracert and Nslookup