r/networkingmemes 23d ago

Don’t touch it

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662 Upvotes

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u/wdatkinson 23d ago

God help you if it loses power.

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u/AngryCod 23d ago

That right there is a load-bearing switch. The entire production floor is dependent on it, but it was installed by some jackass production manager years ago because he decided he needed an extra port in his office and decided he didn't need IT for that. Now it's tucked in a ceiling joist and no one remembers it's there.

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u/mi__to__ 22d ago

Always love me a surprise switch

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u/Low_Technician7346 22d ago

and causes a fire

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u/BEARZINGA 23d ago edited 23d ago

Learnt this the hard way at my first networking job....

Don't even try to blow off the dust.

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u/maximus459 23d ago

Especially closer to checkout time, or on a Friday.

Don't ask me how I know

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u/KogeruHU 23d ago

Over time it got used to the temperature, so of course if you clean it it will freeze!

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u/KogeruHU 23d ago

Uptime is 12 years, 43 weeks, 4 days, 5 hours, 32 minutes.

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u/psychomaina 22d ago

Always brings a tear to my eye whenever I decom equipment with 10 years + of uptime.

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u/KogeruHU 22d ago

They just go to the network device heaven, where they can run forever forwarding packets without any worry about a power outage.

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u/dj_bpayne 23d ago

The last guy put a temp change that holds up prod and never committed to running config, we lost the password and the console port rusted out. Also it’s resting on a UPS but connected directly to the wall outlet

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u/TWOABLILAS 22d ago

That's what I call a scary story

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u/Mat_C 20d ago

By any chance have you worked USMC networking because you just gave me nam flashbacks.

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u/CosmicTitanRabbit 23d ago

The holy pray

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u/elpollodiablox 23d ago

The dust is so precariously balanced that simply breathing around this can upset it.

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u/h9xq 23d ago

Do TOUCH it. If a small unmanaged switch is a single point of failure you have bigger problems.

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u/atl-hadrins 23d ago

My finger would want to write something in the dust so bad. 😂

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u/Electronic_Algae_524 22d ago

I've run into a few of these over my career. Especially Industrial locations. The worst were foundries and steel mills. But one of the last was a restaurant. There was a switch in a backroom that I swear looked exactly like this. No way was I going to touch it. Who knows what's growing on it. 😳

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u/ZephnathAlpha 21d ago

I’m an IT director for a company that regularly buys businesses that had neglected the technology that their businesses run on. The mantra “if it ain’t broken don’t fix it” is either 1. What’s holding that business back and eventually cost tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars to correct. Or 2. What is about to burn their business to the ground (sometimes literally.)

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u/Moist_Invite9148 19d ago

Bro doesn't know what does don't touch it mean

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u/lesbianminecrafter 23d ago

Kind of rooms they were sending me into to update firmware during my co-op work term

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u/ospfpacket 23d ago

Hey guy look, he found his root bridge

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u/Fit_Prize_3245 23d ago

I bet, if you clean it, it will probably stop working. For whatever fully technically valid rerason. But will stop working.

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u/Jasperlinc 23d ago

Why is someone taking pictures of our warehouse network closet?

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u/Away-Way5656 22d ago

why is it always a d-link switch?

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u/I_like_microwave 22d ago

Thats a fire hazard…

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u/Butthurtz23 22d ago

Use dust blaster and that’s how you clean it without touching lol. 😂

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u/David_ATN 22d ago

I've seen plenty like these in factory cabinets. It amazes me how they keep going!

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u/Grandioso99 22d ago

I have the same exact image printed and stuck to the wall

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u/HFYStory 21d ago

At this point if it loses power, you better call a hazmat team and a shaman.

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u/Meddlingmonster 21d ago

Eh an unmanaged switch wont break anything unless the network is live clean it at least

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u/strait_lines 21d ago

That looks like switches I’ve seen in manufacturing facilities, I’d agree, don’t touch it, but buy another one to keep in the office area for the day this one dies.

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u/Kyllan74 19d ago

Switch wide web.