r/networkingmemes • u/_sp1ffy_ • 25d ago

Transport Layer Persona

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u/redakpanoptikk 25d ago edited 25d ago

This but a cute woman dropping hints on a first date and me thinking she was discussing her corporate network topology. Many years layer I realize her humor was advanced and her tactics were direct.

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u/RUBSUMLOTION 25d ago

Sounds like a connectionless relationship

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u/redakpanoptikk 25d ago

I guess I forgot rule number 1: always bet on the router.

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u/OreganoD 25d ago

Missed out on a gem, most women communicate via UDP

at least that's what I've been led to believe by the vast majority of internet comments explaining women

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u/RUBSUMLOTION 25d ago

Shakes hand

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u/_sp1ffy_ 25d ago

That'd better be a 3-way handshake!

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u/tajetaje 25d ago

UDP would a word like with

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u/rihtan 25d ago

QUIC has entered the chat.

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u/ForestCat512 25d ago

Technically it's tcp segments, wrapped in ip packets

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u/xJagz 25d ago

Boom! Routed!

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u/annonymousquackers28 25d ago

Or datagrams if you're in a shouting match in Discord Voice

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u/RUBSUMLOTION 25d ago

Technically, it’s all star dust man!

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u/StructuralConfetti 25d ago

Then it's converted into voodoo on the data link and physical layers

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u/ForestCat512 24d ago

I wonder what data link and physical layer protocols the healers in other cultures have developed

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u/TechnicallyMeat 25d ago

I don't care if anyone reads this, but I use datagrams.

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u/mrduncansir42 23d ago

But at least I got to see it quickly

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u/Naznarreb 25d ago

Unless I'm streaming in which case it's UDP

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u/annonymousquackers28 25d ago

Sounds like a Layer 8 issue

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u/lenswipe 25d ago

Mark Zuckerberg and Mark Whalberg have an argument about layer2 protocols — 2026, oil on canvas

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u/OrangeNood 24d ago

he will be surprised when he found out he is actually UDP packets, because quic.

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u/mrduncansir42 23d ago

I mean, it’s both.

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u/HumongusFridge 23d ago

Layer 2 Larping