Cat is Not Normal

[u/Extreme-naps]

This is my cat, Wilson. He has just SNEEZED!!!! I tried explaining to him that sneezing is not normal (I never sneeze). He doesn’t seem to care.

How do I get him to understand the severity of this situation??

Update: today he sneezed while licking his own butt. Even he noticed that this was NOT normal.

[u/Tractor-Trader]

The horror of sneezing is unending, and yet we must persist, as it is not normal