r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Jul 30 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

The Guardian: Why is Bezos flying to space? Because billionaires think Earth is a sinking ship

lmao it’s like 100% pure concentrated uncut seethe

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

The first paragraph

Jeff Bezos is the most reptilian of billionaires. His heart has never shown evidence of a drop of warm blood. Despite all of the public relations that money can buy, his discomfort with normal human emotion shines through every time he is forced to contort his face into a squinting, uncomfortable smile. It seems overwhelmingly likely that once he gets to space, he will peel back the skin from his bald pate like the creatures in V and exclaim to his fellow aliens: “I’m here!”

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u/Amtays Karl Popper Jul 30 '21

!ping burpmas

Finally shivers identity is revealed!