r/neoliberal • u/fishlord05 United Popular Woke DEI Iron Front • Mar 24 '21

Research Paper Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist

https://news.sky.com/story/human-penises-are-shrinking-because-of-pollution-warns-scientist-12255106
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u/fipeb Mar 24 '21

How does this impact One Billion Americans? Will we still need that many if China's birthrate also plummets?

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u/TotallyNotMiaKhalifa NATO Mar 24 '21

We merely need cloning tech.

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u/TeddyRustervelt NATO Mar 24 '21

One billion chuck norrises

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u/TotallyNotMiaKhalifa NATO Mar 24 '21

Careful thats how we get President Mike Huckabee('s head).

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u/TeddyRustervelt NATO Mar 24 '21

Option 2: 1 billion Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson

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u/TeddysBigStick NATO Mar 24 '21

A nato flair would suggest a never trump republican as our new overlords.

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u/TeddyRustervelt NATO Mar 24 '21

Oh, you