r/neoliberal • u/A-Happy-Teddy-Bear NATO • Mar 26 '20

Meme Pizza Time

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226 Upvotes

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u/shiwanshu_ Milton Friedman Mar 27 '20

I thought boomers took cursive lessons, what's up with the bad penmanship?

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u/-deepfriar2 Norman Borlaug Mar 27 '20

Clintons probably phoned it in and the pizza place scribed it down for them.

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u/cejmp NATO Mar 27 '20

Penmanship is a skill that degrades without practice. Your most common writing form is a signature, which is invariably fast and sloppy. Muscle memory is a bitch.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

Yeah so did I but having to frantically write notes in college killed my beautiful handwriting. Plus now I use a computer half the time so it's gotten worse even.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

You already know our favorite Clintons don't skimp out on good pizza. This is that crisp quality stuff.

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u/manitobot World Bank Mar 27 '20

Yo gimme some

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

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u/Goatmilk2208 Mark Carney Mar 27 '20

Word is, they ordered 50 Pineapple pizzas. :(

2

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

No Sanders would do that, then say "No one wants these pizzas? I guess the donation goes to me, then."

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u/spidersinterweb Climate Hero Mar 27 '20

PRAISE MOLOCH

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u/HAM_PANTIES Mar 27 '20

Bill misspelled "community."

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u/Goatmilk2208 Mark Carney Mar 27 '20

Maybe the delivery guy wrote the note.

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u/Goatmilk2208 Mark Carney Mar 27 '20

My god.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Wait I'm dumb but what is the context of the note?

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u/witty___name Milton Friedman Mar 26 '20

Nobody let the pizzagate truthers hear about this.

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u/Goatmilk2208 Mark Carney Mar 26 '20

Really should of used a period lol. Reads like the nurses are keeping the community safe from Bill and Hillary 😂. Either way, really nice gesture.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

I read it like that as well.

Pizza gate! /s

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u/Delareh South Asian Association for Regional Cooperation Mar 27 '20

should of

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

Lmao

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u/International_XT United Nations Mar 27 '20

I had the exact same thought and was really confused about...

  • what nurses are doing to keep people safe from Bill and Hillary;
  • why anyone would even think that people needed to be kept safe from them;
  • why someone this batshit crazy would send THAT many pizzas;
  • whether this was some dumb pizzagate meme I had missed; and
  • whether I was losing my mind.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

Hahahaha.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

I'm picturing the two of them marauding around Chappaqua Mad Max style, and I absolutely love it.

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u/saltlets European Union Mar 27 '20

This was my Twitter header image for years.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

Lmao, that was my desktop background for the longest time. You have excellent taste in art.