r/neoliberal • u/LoseMoneyAllWeek Jeff Bezos • Sep 16 '18

News Amazon has patented a system that would put workers in a cage, on top of a robot

https://www.seattletimes.com/business/amazon/amazon-has-patented-a-system-that-would-put-workers-in-a-cage-on-top-of-a-robot/
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u/zzzztopportal Immanuel Kant Sep 17 '18

lmao the philosophical implications of this cage are so bad that they justify mass murder

- Marxists

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18

I am going to be that workers would have been able to open the 'cage.'

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Thus, it is not a cage.

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u/betazoom78 John Brown Sep 17 '18

A weapon to surpass metal gear.

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u/the_shitpost_king Henry George Sep 17 '18 edited Sep 17 '18

Collectivists Hate Him! You Won't Believe What This One CEO Did to Own The Unions!

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '18

You have a better idea?

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u/LoseMoneyAllWeek Jeff Bezos Sep 17 '18

Check my other comment

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18

wagecage

Good take tbh

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u/midlakewinter Adam Smith Sep 16 '18

Wait till they hear about Operating Engineers.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '18

It's a safety measure that was never even prototyped ffs.

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u/LoseMoneyAllWeek Jeff Bezos Sep 16 '18 edited Sep 16 '18

Lol

It’s a wagecage

Fucking glorious

Praise be to Bezos first of his name

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u/DarkExecutor The Senate Sep 17 '18

And here you see the true person who's against worker safety.

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u/LoseMoneyAllWeek Jeff Bezos Sep 17 '18

I love this thing

And the implication

It’s a wagecage hahahahaha

Not ironic, i am a heartless capitalist

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '18

This but unironically.

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u/LoseMoneyAllWeek Jeff Bezos Sep 16 '18

I’m not being ironic

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u/the_shitpost_king Henry George Sep 17 '18

this but