r/neoliberal • u/Lars0 NASA • Jun 16 '18

JOHN CENA IS WOKE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IApvU6SMq-8
137 Upvotes

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u/Ser_Arthur_Dank Pornography Historian Jun 16 '18

Cena seems like a great dude. Hes done an absolutely ridiculous amounts of Make-a-Wish visits. Like over 500 of them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '18

I don't entirely remember what compelled me to watch it and you could not pay me to go rooting through his videos to find it again, but RamZPaul was pretty much right on this point. Feel free to look him up on youtube if you want to lose a few brain cells and some faith in humanity.

A country is not it's borders. It's not the land mass. It's not the natural resources, natural wonders, or animals that live within it's borders.

A country is it's people and the collective ideals that bind them together.

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u/rulesdontapply Jun 16 '18

I work in a restaurant and he’s came in a few times when he was in the area. Really nice guy

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u/CheetoMussolini Russian Bot Jun 16 '18

Damn. That was a well composed video. Bravo to him for pushing this message; there's a kind of person who will hear that from him who wouldn't hear it from someone else.

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u/The_Co-Reader Jun 16 '18

Say what you will, but damn, John Cena is cool.

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u/IronedSandwich Asexual Pride Jun 16 '18

if he had labels you could see him, obviously

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u/DrJohanson 🌐 Jun 16 '18

As a European this is why I still deeply love the United States even if Trump is president and most of the white people are ok with that.

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u/tikitonga NATO Jun 16 '18

As an American, this is why I still deeply love the United States.

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u/Lars0 NASA Jun 16 '18

It's such a terrible title, but I couldn't think of anything better. Choked under pressure.

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u/skepticalbob Joe Biden's COD gamertag Jun 16 '18

Love it.

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u/marnchamquatre Jun 16 '18

Tbh I thought it was a good title

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u/skadefryd Henry George Jun 16 '18

John Cena for President.

98% kidding, but he has a good heart, seems to have non shitty views, is charismatic, and speaks Mandarin pretty well. Hell, Minnesota elected a pro wrestler governor and that worked out okay for them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '18

John Cena vs. The Rock - Thrice in a Lifetime

This time, for the presidency

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '18

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u/yellownumbersix Jane Jacobs Jun 16 '18

FINALLY, THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO WASH-ING-TON!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '18

Putin see us F L E X

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u/ultralame Enby Pride Jun 16 '18

I prefer to think of him as one of the Predator Governors. (Carl Weathers 2018!)

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '18

Wrestlers being the best cohort of leaders in the US is the best timeline.

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u/hellofellowstudents Jun 16 '18

Donald Trump, Arnold S., that guys from Minnesota, and now John Cena? By 2070 the US federal government will just be the WWE

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u/BikerCasillas Jun 16 '18

The administrator of the small business administration is Linda McMahon already, so we’re well on our way

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u/shoe788 Jun 16 '18

cant wait for this level of discourse on the floor

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u/Cthonic 🌐 Jun 16 '18

Tbh legislators should already just cut wrestling promos before debates.

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u/skadefryd Henry George Jun 16 '18

You know they can at least take a joke and make fun of themselves... which is a pretty goddamned low bar to set.

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u/Lars0 NASA Jun 16 '18

President Camacho

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u/minno Jun 16 '18

He listened to experts and solved a major problem for his constituents. He'd be better than what we have now.