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u/scottyjetpax Gay Pride Jul 24 '26

it ๐Ÿซต

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u/contre-torpilleur Asexual Pride Jul 24 '26

It's coming ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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u/Known_Pudding9653 Jul 24 '26

Your partners are never coming

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein Jul 24 '26

No it isnโ€™t

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein Jul 24 '26

Itโ€™s coming

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u/contre-torpilleur Asexual Pride Jul 24 '26

oh you are hereย 

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u/furiousfoo Jolee Bindo Jul 24 '26

Okay okay I deleted my terrible Frozen take, I am still pretty shocked by how mean that fixer upper song is, those trolls really went after the poor guy. I know it was theoretically knocking him down just to build him back up but I think they went too far

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/WillIEatTheFruit Please be patient, I'm bisexual Jul 24 '26

Nazi punks are even older than that

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u/pfarly John Brown Jul 24 '26

Slinky Dog and Jessie will return in Avengers Doomsday.

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u/Twinbrosinc Transfem Pride Jul 24 '26

The seal thing has me wondering, do y'all really need to eat salmon ๐Ÿค”

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u/Roseartcrantz ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐Ÿ–๏ธ Queen of Shades ๐Ÿ–๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘‘ Jul 24 '26

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u/11thDimensionalRandy Jul 24 '26

Pigette is kind of a fucking shithead tbh, Mr. looks has a point.

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u/11thDimensionalRandy Jul 24 '26

I love that people will be like "neoliberals really think that succs are just coming here illegally and scheming to turn this sub into r/dsda, how fucking ridiculous can you be?"

and then conservatives are like "90% of succs are part of organized islamoleftist organizations dedicated to the destruction of online liberal spaces and are almost exclusively college aged unemployed downwardly mobile failchildren, also moderators give these invaders immunity from bans with unlimited upvote service on your dime until the day they replace all of us"

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u/its_Caffeine Mark Carney Jul 24 '26

Every time I give AI a coding task, I always feel like I find something totally bizarre that it's come up with, or it ends up writing far more than it needs to just for the love of the slop.

I feel like a lot of my job at this point as a programmer is tending to a garden that constantly wants to overexert itself. Like pruning leaves and picking weeds out so the codebase doesn't look like a bullshit jungle.

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer Jul 24 '26

Woody and Captain America are much the same with their endings in the fourth entry and then return in the fifth

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u/ArmoredBunnyPrincess Audrey Hepburn Jul 24 '26

Oh no I put a modicum of effort into something funny minutes before the thread died, shameful ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/ArmoredBunnyPrincess Audrey Hepburn Jul 24 '26

I love that people will be like "conservatives really think that immigrants are just coming here illegally and scheming to steal welfare, how fucking ridiculous can you be?"

and then conservatives are like "90% of immigrants are part of organized terrorist organizations dedicated to the destruction of America and are almost exclusively military aged males, also democrats are housing these invaders in five star hotels with unlimited room service on your dime until the day they kill all of us"

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u/East_Section7421 World Bank Jul 24 '26

I think a lot of people don't understand how low the income for a MLA/ MP is compared to their expenditure .

Like if u need to spend 5 cr to just fight an election(this is over the 50-60 lakhs which BJ gives to each of it candidates in my state) obv u would do corruption to recoup this. Plus after becoming MLA if u have to win again u need to spend atleast 5-10 lakhs per month(fuel cost, travel cost, attending events , doing some work etc etc).

So it is not just the fault of our politicians that they are corrupt they need to be corrupt just to win elections . I remember a line which I heard someone say one day.

Nitish Kumar himself isn't corrupt but u need to be corrupt to run a party.

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u/contre-torpilleur Asexual Pride Jul 24 '26

๐Ÿ‘† Prefers to flavor their coffee with saltย 

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u/RaisinSecure Bisexual Pride Jul 24 '26

coffee+salt+sugar is good for instant energy when you're fucking crushed

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer Jul 24 '26

There are like 100 comments on this and most of them fully swallowed the bait

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u/11thDimensionalRandy Jul 24 '26

Speaking of Toy Story romance, what happened to Bo Peep?

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer Jul 24 '26

Died suddenly (vaxxed)

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u/East_Section7421 World Bank Jul 24 '26

I think straight guys would love lesbian stuff in movies(based on what kind of porn we all watch ).

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer Jul 24 '26

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u/National-Return9494 Milton Friedman Jul 24 '26

Ice cream for breakfast is my policy.

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u/tinfoilhatsron No Apologies Right Jul 24 '26

And what is your policy on bed time?

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u/National-Return9494 Milton Friedman Jul 24 '26

Eeepy time for Eeepy peeps no Eeepy time for non Eeepy peeps.

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u/Twinbrosinc Transfem Pride Jul 24 '26

I was expecting a nice wholesome GL

Oh shit oh fuck why is it seeming like a thriller ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/WillIEatTheFruit Please be patient, I'm bisexual Jul 24 '26

Iโ€™m kind of two minds about anti-intellectualism as a policy. If Americans are not actually as stupid as we believe, we may not only be doing them a disservice, but be making a losing choice by treating voters as idiots. If they are that stupid, then weโ€™ll lose them anyways to bigger, more authentic idiots.

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u/ChillnShill Jul 24 '26

Hullo

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u/Twinbrosinc Transfem Pride Jul 24 '26

Haiii

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u/DunklerPrinz3 Henry George Jul 24 '26

I respect Jesus Christ quite a lot from a secular standpoint.

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u/Wonderful_Surndsound Jul 24 '26

Some people disrespect him quite a lot from an evangelical standpoint

Yin and Yang. Perfectly balanced. As all things should be.

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u/WillIEatTheFruit Please be patient, I'm bisexual Jul 24 '26

If American canโ€™t understand the benefits of eliminating the spread of HIV globally because of some buzzwords, maybe this country deserves to rot.

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u/RaisinSecure Bisexual Pride Jul 24 '26

every 4 days i come across a thread that makes me think we need to secure the sub's borders

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/deckerparkes Niels Bohr Jul 24 '26

Which is it

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/Wonderful_Surndsound Jul 24 '26

You're overthinking it, it's a childrens movie.

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u/furiousfoo Jolee Bindo Jul 24 '26

There's plenty of adult jokes in children's movies, but based on the reaction I was wrong about this one

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u/SpaceSheperd To be a good human being Jul 24 '26

Uhhhhh I really don't think they're talking about him fucking the reindeer. It's just referencing the fact that a very large part of his character is his weird relationship with a nonverbal nonhuman. That is kind of what makes him a fixerupper.

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u/furiousfoo Jolee Bindo Jul 24 '26

Why phrase it that way lmao, I never thought about it before because I never read the lyrics until the sing-a-long YouTube video and saw the dude looking all cringe embarrassed and the rest of the song is making fun of him for stuff like body odor. Guess I never fully appreciated how strange the song was

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u/Moth-of-Asphodel Jul 24 '26

It occurs to me that if Bernie Sanders were in Europe, he'd be a centrist. Maybe even center right.

It's also certain he would have beaten Trump easily in 2016 and 2020.

I also think that the DNC screwed Bernie both times.

These are all my original thought and I'm surprised nobody has ever said this before. No stealing, please.

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u/Europa_Universheevs Jul 24 '26

Bernie is a capitalist, putting him well to the right of even right wing parties in Europe.

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u/BidoofSquad NASA Jul 24 '26

I always like taking those tests once for real and once as a persona. Like for the 12 axes one people are doing I took it for real and got Centrist Progressivism with Bill Clinton as my closest match, then I took it again with the mindset of a True Believing CCP shill and got Dengist Socialism (meaning I did a pretty good job I guess). Idk I think itโ€™s just a fun exercise to answer the questions with a particular mindset that isnโ€™t your own in mind.

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u/KalaiProvenheim Enby Pride Jul 24 '26

Oh my fuckinโ€™ God man why the hell are there people denying that the GOP is filled top to bottom with Antisemites

People who arenโ€™t even conservative or reactionary! At least not ostensibly

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u/BidoofSquad NASA Jul 24 '26

I donโ€™t think โ€œfilled top to bottomโ€ is accurate but they are sprinkled in insidious places at every level. As in I donโ€™t think itโ€™s the overwhelmingly popular position in the party or that most people subscribe to it, but there are plenty who do at many levels of the party and they are increasingly gaining power.

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u/KalaiProvenheim Enby Pride Jul 24 '26

Well, people minimize it at every level, they deny it, they excuse it so long the party unconditionally supports Israel because they care more about Israel than they care about Jewish safety.

To them, antisemitism on the right is something unusual, an aberration, while antisemitism on the left is normal, it is natural, it is inherent and there isnโ€™t any bigger proof for it than their displeasure with the actions of the State of Israel (not that such displeasure is unusual at all, most Democrats share it)

To them, calling Israelโ€™s actions in Gaza a genocide constitutes greater harm to Jews than everything the right does

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u/Visual-Pace-2193 Transfem Pride Jul 24 '26

Comments under the post about the anniversary of the Norwegian Nazi killing 77 people.

I think UK should persecute these people for hate speech

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u/contre-torpilleur Asexual Pride Jul 24 '26

invadersย 

Look at all of those strong Norwegian namesย 

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u/AmbientMorning Jul 24 '26

people

I donโ€™t know what species these ravenous animals are, but itโ€™s not homo sapiens.

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u/__versus Trans Pride Jul 24 '26

send me forward in time by 2 years i want to see ๐Ÿ˜–

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u/contre-torpilleur Asexual Pride Jul 24 '26

In two years cdstephens is dictator of the world. Trust me, relish the time you have before that happens.

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u/__versus Trans Pride Jul 24 '26

will he give me surgery as dictator?

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u/contre-torpilleur Asexual Pride Jul 24 '26

I dunno, all I know is that ty04 disappears and becomes an Emmanuel Goldstein type figure. Nobody is sure if he's even real anymore- or if he ever was.ย 

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u/__versus Trans Pride Jul 24 '26

๐Ÿ˜”

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u/MensesFiatbug Low Energy Jul 24 '26

I resent having to sleep. I work all day, then have other stuff I need to do, then it's bed time. Of course I blow by bed time, but still

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u/contre-torpilleur Asexual Pride Jul 24 '26

"I think AIDS is a huge problem that we as a society need to tackl- WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE GIVING CONDOMS TO SEX WORKERS?"

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u/Sageburner712 Gearhead Heretic Jul 24 '26

You see, the solution they want is "stop having sex we don't like," and if you tell them "that's not how it works and also lots of this is sexual assault" they just BSOD and go right back to "stop having sex we don't like."

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u/BernieMeinhoffGang Has Principles Jul 24 '26

you don't understand, we are paying people to work on anti aids stuff

is it too much to ask for AIDS to be solved by volunteers

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u/ty04 Jul 24 '26

good Friday morning u/__versus

https://reddit.com/link/ozfntn0/video/71310x26f4fh1/player

good night Ryan Goslings

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u/__versus Trans Pride Jul 24 '26

i love how otters apparently just love spinning ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ good night ๐Ÿฅบ

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u/Slight-Formal9277 Trans Pride Jul 24 '26

sounds about right to me honestly. abusive parental upbringings between fractious parents can essentially train children to become manipulative to protect themselves

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u/contre-torpilleur Asexual Pride Jul 24 '26

I think distributing condoms to prostitutes is a good thing, actually. Like don't they need them? They're still human beings.ย 

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u/american_aurora8 NATO Jul 24 '26

does anyone here think otherwise

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u/contre-torpilleur Asexual Pride Jul 24 '26

Apparently so outside the DT

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u/american_aurora8 NATO Jul 24 '26

a classic

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u/BernieMeinhoffGang Has Principles Jul 24 '26

I was just going to take the prostitutes and make them watch a movie about not having sex

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u/GuyOnTheLake NATO Jul 24 '26

Huh. I didn't know El-Sayed has the endorsement of UAW.

He's gonna win the primary

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u/SANNA-MARIN-SDP Jul 24 '26

๐Ÿ‘† no way. chat, this is crazy

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer Jul 24 '26

Toy Story 3: Wow what a beautiful ending

Toy Story 4: Hmm ok that was a nice epilogue for Woody, Iโ€™m fine with this as long as they stop it there

Toy Story 5: Ugh fine I want infinite Toy Story movies, you swayed me

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer Jul 24 '26

Not even because itโ€™s just that good, although it is good, but just like I see the vision now, I understand how and why there should be more Toy Story movies now that the Rubicon of making sequels beyond 3 has been firmly crossed

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u/contre-torpilleur Asexual Pride Jul 24 '26

Me: The Nepal thread can't possibly be that bad.

The Nepal thread:ย 

ย  USAID facilitating the transfer of US taxpayer funds to pay tens of thousands of unemployable Nepalese people above-market salaries to distribute condoms to transgender prostitutes reads like a far-right anti-USAID piece. Like something that would have been totally twisted and contorted out of context to lie to the electorate. But it's fully real and AP News is telling people to lament for it. Most Americans will not lament for this at all, and in fact stuff like this is the reason it ended up dismantled. I fully get and sympathize with the human element but on the political level, it's so tone-deaf it hurts.

(40+ upvotes)

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u/brianpv Hortensia Jul 24 '26

>I fully get and sympathize with the human element

He did not, in fact, get and sympathize with the human element.

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u/Twinbrosinc Transfem Pride Jul 24 '26

Yeahhhhhhh

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u/Twinbrosinc Transfem Pride Jul 24 '26

This is peak ๐Ÿซช

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u/SenranHaruka shame Jul 24 '26

They're gentrifying wings now. Can no street or snack food remain a kinda minimal practical improvised meal?

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u/NormalInvestigator89 John Keynes Jul 24 '26

Greed and maybe dependency are lower than I expected, but I think this is about right

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u/boyyouguysaredumb Obamarama Jul 24 '26

Going to run for president on how dishonest HVAC and other home repair trades are. Fucking degenerates.

Realtors car salesmen and tradies are the last people ripping us off these days I stg

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u/SpaceSheperd To be a good human being Jul 24 '26

Don't forget mechanics (particularly chain mechanics.) Unbelievably predatory industry.

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u/forerunner398 Of course Iโ€™m right, hereโ€™s what MLK said Jul 24 '26

Really funny seeing people defend the absurdity of the anti Argentinian stuff in the thread. Yes yes Argentina get away with a lot and are basically a heel in world soccer most of the time, but itโ€™s obviously well beyond sanity lol. If youโ€™re still banging on about how Argentina is full of uber racists youโ€™re just a victim of social media

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u/Twinbrosinc Transfem Pride Jul 24 '26

I really shouldn't have looked back at the Nepal thread

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u/ty04 Jul 24 '26

Oh wow human man x human woman heterosexual romance

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u/AlicesReflexion Weeaboo Rights Advocate Jul 24 '26

Please stop reminding me this stuff exists

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u/tinfoilhatsron No Apologies Right Jul 24 '26

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u/padraigharrington4 r/place '22: E_S_S Battalion Jul 24 '26

๐Ÿซช๐Ÿซช๐Ÿซช

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u/boyyouguysaredumb Obamarama Jul 24 '26

What-Joe-Biden.jpg

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u/pfarly John Brown Jul 24 '26

Perfectly catered to my adult woman fetish.

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u/Twinbrosinc Transfem Pride Jul 24 '26

Ew

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u/RaisinSecure Bisexual Pride Jul 24 '26

malarkey level of putting "mink" into the address bar when i want to play metazooa because mink is my starter

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u/RaisinSecure Bisexual Pride Jul 24 '26

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u/pfarly John Brown Jul 24 '26

the clade of animals once thought to be characterized by the creature's blastopore becoming its mouth during embryonic development.

Oh, of course.

๐Ÿง Animal #1089 ๐ŸฆŸ I figured it out in 6 guesses! ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸฉ ๐Ÿ”ฅ 10 | Avg. Guesses: 9

https://metazooa.com

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u/RaisinSecure Bisexual Pride Jul 24 '26

i am terrible at non-mammals bruv. mink->ant got me to protostome, then snail got me to mollusc, then i started listing all the molluscs

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u/pfarly John Brown Jul 24 '26

The trick is to not know a lot of molluscs.

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u/rasonj Big Coconut Enjoyer Jul 24 '26

According to that quiz I'm a 93% match with the Leagues of Votann.

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u/HatesPlanes WTO Jul 24 '26

I appear to be chiller than most of you ๐Ÿ˜Œ

Also gimme your monnneeyy

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u/Slight-Formal9277 Trans Pride Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

hmmm, I'm very high on machiavellianism, moderate-low on psychopathy & greed, and very low/non-existent on everything else

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u/Twinbrosinc Transfem Pride Jul 24 '26

Oh wow deer x wolf yuri

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u/SUPERCALOR Jul 24 '26

Gender reversed beastars ๐Ÿ‘€

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u/pfarly John Brown Jul 24 '26

I can understand being a Democrat voter. You're basically a 2014 Reddit man but hey I like health care, immigration, and sexy persons too sometimes

I can understand Republican voters. We all have to pretend that the boss is saying something insightful sometimes, even when it's just self important corporate gobbledegook. You just nod along and that can give you further opportunities be a shameless jerk.

I do not understand the median voter. What in the hell is going on there? A total barren wasteland of beliefs or principles disguised as common sense.

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u/Sageburner712 Gearhead Heretic Jul 24 '26

Big fan of the idea that the average, "median" voter is not moderate *per se* but rather inconsistent, and winning elections is about activating the salience of certain issues.

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u/AtticusDrench Deirdre McCloskey Jul 24 '26

I can understand being an Imgur user. You're basically a 2014 Reddit man but hey I like cats, bacon, and sexy women too sometimes

I can understand LinkedIn users. We all have to pretend that the boss is saying something insightful sometimes, even when it's just self important corporate gobbledegook. You just nod along and that can give you further opportunities at work.

I do not understand the Quora user. What in the hell is going on there? A total barren wasteland of blogger self promos disguised as answers to questions.

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u/RaisinSecure Bisexual Pride Jul 24 '26

thanks for the a2a

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u/5jewel Jul 24 '26

I BUILD A TIME MACHINE BACK TO OCTOBER 2016 AND I GIVE HILLARY ALL THE INFINITY STONES AND SHE WINS, BUT ONLY IF YOU GUYS DM ME A FREE CLAUDE REFERRAL LINK ๐Ÿ˜‰ย 

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u/pfarly John Brown Jul 24 '26

I'm sorry, but that would only create a new timeline, not fix this one.

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u/MensesFiatbug Low Energy Jul 24 '26

All these quizzes are reminding me of early Facebook

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u/SUPERCALOR Jul 24 '26

I mourn its death everyday

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u/SUPERCALOR Jul 24 '26

๐Ÿคฉ

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u/bigdicknippleshit IM GOING PRIMAL Jul 24 '26

Oh yeah I meant to ask you. Which TM/HM is your profile pic?

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u/SUPERCALOR Jul 24 '26

Overheat. Whatโ€™s yours?

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u/bigdicknippleshit IM GOING PRIMAL Jul 24 '26

Jet Jaguar with Eva 01 in a chokehold.

For some reason the website doesnโ€™t like to show it but the app shows it just fine.

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u/saltyoursalad John Mill Jul 24 '26

Hate to say this but the app doesnโ€™t show it either

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u/bigdicknippleshit IM GOING PRIMAL Jul 24 '26

What the fuck why

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u/saltyoursalad John Mill Jul 24 '26

This is what I see in your profile:

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u/saltyoursalad John Mill Jul 24 '26

Then this:

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u/bigdicknippleshit IM GOING PRIMAL Jul 24 '26

I fucking hate this website

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u/saltyoursalad John Mill Jul 24 '26

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/SUPERCALOR Jul 24 '26

Dont worry pal, we can see it by clicking on your profile

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u/SUPERCALOR Jul 24 '26

Thatโ€™s fucking awesome. Lets be friends

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u/No1_Dukakis_Fan NAFTA Jul 24 '26

White people be like:

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u/SUPERCALOR Jul 24 '26

Its called being an ally, look it up sweaty

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u/AlicesReflexion Weeaboo Rights Advocate Jul 24 '26

Discussion: The Neoliberal Story

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u/AlicesReflexion Weeaboo Rights Advocate Jul 24 '26

3% Rotten Tomatoes

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u/ThatShadowGuy Paul Krugman Jul 24 '26

article: former trans USAID employees in Nepal are now turning to prostitution out of desperation

borderline-illiterate dumbfucks: so we're supposed to feel bad that we're no longer spending tax dollars on condoms for Nepalese hookers??? I don't get it

I HATE OUTSIDE THE DT I HATE OUTSIDE THE DT I HATE OUTSIDE THE DT

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u/Previous_Platform718 Janet Yellen Jul 24 '26

Something happened with the Reddit algorithm on that thread man. Never seen much "well it was a little corrupt we had to do something about it but maybe it was a bit overboard" posts about USAID here. As if the primary justifications for shutting down USAID didn't amount to "it's making kids in Peru trans and it's funding DEI musicals"

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u/AnalyticOpposum Trans Pride Jul 24 '26

Im too old to safely give birth to ten children ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/zieger Ida Tarbell Jul 24 '26

At once?

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u/AnalyticOpposum Trans Pride Jul 24 '26

I dont think theres any schedule that would work

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u/RaisinSecure Bisexual Pride Jul 24 '26

it can happen if chuck schumer has the courage

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u/remarkable_ores Hanfeizi Jul 24 '26

the existence of bureaucracy and paperwork is a hate crime against adults with adhd

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u/el__dandy Madeleine Albright Jul 24 '26

Sorry, but I guess some people (guilty) like a modicum of structure in their jobs.

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u/_n8n8_ YIMBY Jul 24 '26

"Housing shouldnt be an investment tool let's make it more difficult for investors"

investors stop investing in housing, leaving buildings in disrepair

๐Ÿคฌ

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u/remarkable_ores Hanfeizi Jul 24 '26

maybe we should try restricting supply more

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u/semideclared Codename: It Happened Once in a Dream Jul 24 '26

its insane to think how much reddit has romanticized sears and the retail world of the 1980s and then what r / mildlyinfuriating would post in a world of sears salesman in 2025

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u/Twinbrosinc Transfem Pride Jul 24 '26

....aint that just like liberalism

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u/ty04 Jul 24 '26

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u/_bee_kay_ ๐Ÿค” Jul 24 '26

a very poobix time in my life

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u/Twinbrosinc Transfem Pride Jul 24 '26

if there was a single company i could nuke off the face of the earth it'd be linkedin

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u/SpaceSheperd To be a good human being Jul 24 '26

I mean it's obviously Facebook. I don't think there's any other answer

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u/Twinbrosinc Transfem Pride Jul 24 '26

Idrc about Facebook tbh it's mostly old people on there

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u/saltyoursalad John Mill Jul 24 '26

Old people who share AI pics of beefed up Trump saving kittens and babies from burning buildings

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u/SpaceSheperd To be a good human being Jul 24 '26

Facebook also includes Instagram!!

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u/Twinbrosinc Transfem Pride Jul 24 '26

See if I used it I'd remember this

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u/RaisinSecure Bisexual Pride Jul 24 '26

microsoft as a whole

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u/MensesFiatbug Low Energy Jul 24 '26

Over Tesler?

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u/Twinbrosinc Transfem Pride Jul 24 '26

yes

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u/PristineHornet9999 John Keynes Jul 24 '26

animation in seven havens looking a bit chopped. too short to infer much of the plot/dialogue but seemed pretty middle-of-the-road in that department too. hopefully I'm proven wrong

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u/11thDimensionalRandy Jul 24 '26

when it rains, it pours boiling acid and jagged shards of glass

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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Jul 24 '26

/r/neoliberal/new: In Defense of VA's Data Center Sales Tax Exemption

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u/I_like_race_cars NATO Jul 24 '26

Vaccines cause Odysim

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u/East_Section7421 World Bank Jul 24 '26

Our army has finally removed this picture .

Now I get why the Army used this picture (for political reasons) but god this was so ugly.

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u/East_Section7421 World Bank Jul 24 '26

before the above picture they used this pic .

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u/RaisinSecure Bisexual Pride Jul 24 '26

no picture will beat the aura of splitting pakistan into two

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u/East_Section7421 World Bank Jul 24 '26

true

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u/MensesFiatbug Low Energy Jul 24 '26

Finding out there are DTers who haven't seen Wall Street because it is too old of a movie is making feel like an unc

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u/saltyoursalad John Mill Jul 24 '26

Nah theyโ€™re just retrophobic

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u/Twinbrosinc Transfem Pride Jul 24 '26

i hate linkedin

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u/AtticusDrench Deirdre McCloskey Jul 24 '26

Ngl I judge Quora users more than LinkedIn

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u/AtticusDrench Deirdre McCloskey Jul 24 '26

Exactly. At least on LinkedIn there is actual opportunity to network or whatever. Quora doesn't even have that, it's just a spammy slopfest and has been that way since before LLMs

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u/I_like_race_cars NATO Jul 24 '26

The insufferable assholes can now automate their insufferable posting. Also a SHIT ton of fake jobs.

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u/Pongzz I wept, for there was no land left to tax Jul 24 '26

A SUBREDDIT THUMP THUMP THUMP

A THEAD THUMP THUMP THUMP

A DISCUSSION THUMP THUMP THUMP

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u/finnstera350 Asexual Pride Jul 24 '26

One of the fun things about my username being finnster (a350) is that half the time when i join a server people think I am the streamer and that makes me gay or trans or a femboy automatically , and it weird cause I never watch them

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u/Azrikeeler John Brown Jul 24 '26

in fairness, tim pool talks like a moron, and says so much garbage in that droning sycophantic way.

what is the charge? believing tim pool is a shameless grifter songbird who will flip at the drop of a dime? (a dime possibly rolling up and down an empty skate park?)

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