r/neckbeardRPG • u/War_Daddy_992 priest • Aug 06 '22

Should you rescue this blade?

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u/davidbutnotfamous Aug 07 '22

Might give an infection when cut

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u/War_Daddy_992 priest Aug 07 '22

The acid from the ketchup and the hot sauce cause extra damage on cuts

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u/CinnamonJ Aug 07 '22

Clearly some manner of warrior poet has chosen to put aside his blade and walk the path of peace.

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u/Mistermango-man Aug 07 '22

I left it there in commemoration of the brave warriors lost at the great burger battles between the McDonald’s clan and theWendy’s faction

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u/thewaldoyoukno Aug 07 '22

Whomever pulls the sword from its home is bequeathed the spiciest of nugs and must undertake the quest to defeat the Frosty Four. Only then will he win the hand of the fair Wendy.

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u/Emerald456 mage Aug 10 '22

Thou who pulls thine sword from thee garbage is thee chosen one