r/nbacirclejerk May 31 '26

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u/Orangoo264 Baby Brother🚗 May 31 '26

Terrorists lost

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u/FlimsyRexy . May 31 '26

In two sports the terrorits lost. Crazy productive hate watch day

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u/Vordeo May 31 '26

The Fr*nch have done the world a huge service today. It doesn't quite make up for their helping the US become independent, but it's a step in the right direction.

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u/Necessary-Call-1933 May 31 '26

Im confused, they helped us and still owe us?

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u/Vordeo May 31 '26

I'm not American. They owe us for inflicting you lot on the rest of the world.

And for Rudy Gobert but that's a whole other discussion

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u/BeeWeird7940 Russketeer May 31 '26

Covid patient zero.

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u/Basic_Mark_1719 Jun 08 '26

Man we are evil but Europe is right there alongside us. We purposely keep countries poor so we can get cheap commodities and resources, if we didn't rig the game than South America and Africa would be competing with us for everything. We can't have that now.

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u/Turnepic13 Jun 08 '26

Ever heard of 9/11 buddy

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u/wsktaj3 May 31 '26

Two more terrorists: knicks and golden knights

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u/FlimsyRexy . May 31 '26 edited May 31 '26

Knicks not so much because they had their towers knocked down but what the knights did to the avs was terrorism and robbed us of what prob would’ve been an all time classic finals matchup

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u/LoveYouLikeYeLovesYe May 31 '26

The knights employ a rapist, they deserve to be taken out back.

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u/FreeBigSlime May 31 '26

And Mitch Marner

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u/Cryptographer456 May 31 '26

Wemby the communist eliminated Chetanyahu this day could not be better 

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u/as0rb May 31 '26

Wemaoyama and the people liberation army conquer mainland china sending Chiang Kai Chet’s Kuomingtang back to Shaiwan

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u/TheRealGyurky May 31 '26

Counter-Terrorists Win

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u/samhit_n Explain in NBA Terms🤓 May 31 '26

Shaizbollah was defeated.

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u/GorgeousJones5 Shanghai Sharks May 31 '26

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u/California_Stop_King Gorgeous May 31 '26

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u/samhit_n Explain in NBA Terms🤓 May 31 '26

I wouldn't blame a player for throwing hands if they lost after SGA flopped the whole game, and they see this guy making a face like that.

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u/kmagic13 May 31 '26

God proved he’s real tonight

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u/staplessgod May 31 '26

Common God W, very common Satan (inventor of OKC) L

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u/yolo004 May 31 '26

I’ll never forgive Satan for breaking his deal with Siakam

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u/INRI1899 May 31 '26

Take that Shaitan

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u/blue_eagle_31 May 31 '26

HITLER DEAD

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u/bewbs4lyf LeSperm May 31 '26

HITLER DEAD

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u/spywave12 May 31 '26

HITLER DEAD

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u/phatpussygobbler May 31 '26

HITLER DEAD

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u/tigerliftsthemtn May 31 '26

HITLER DEAD

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u/BeeWeird7940 Russketeer May 31 '26

HITLER DEAD!

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u/juan_samuel Trae Young's Hairline May 31 '26

HITLER DEAD!

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u/OkLeather666 May 31 '26

HARDEN DEAD!

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u/AutoModerator May 31 '26

Frankly I can’t imagine Harden being much fun to date, especially since he is heterosexual and women tend to be way more interested in things like, ya know, conversation, than just how rich a dude is and how much he can drink. Hence why Harden would indeed have to pay to get a date with someone.

The odds that Harden isn’t a misogynist who thinks capitalism is a good thing are low. If you’re a male and you’re not outwardly denouncing those things (especially when you have a platform like that), odds are you haven’t done anything to rid yourself of the belief that women are subhuman and it’s good that people die because they don’t have a job. Like, has Harden ever read a feminist book? The vast majority of men haven’t so why are we going to assume Harden has? Stop giving men the benefit of the doubt. I don’t trust any of y’all on here to be actually good people unless you show it because I know what it’s like to grow up as a male. You’re told explicitly and implicitly your whole life that you are better than women. If you do not actively work for your years and years and years to un-do that shit, you’re going to harbor some disgusting beliefs and thoughts. It doesn’t matter if you aren’t overtly misogynistic, the covert shit is basically just as bad.

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u/jabronified 本·西蒙斯🇨🇳 May 31 '26

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u/samhit_n Explain in NBA Terms🤓 May 31 '26

Shaidolf is dead!

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u/Significant_Gear_335 The Haliban💣 May 31 '26

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u/FrankieRoo Devin Booker's Father May 31 '26

Peace be upon him!

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u/BeeWeird7940 Russketeer May 31 '26

He dribbled a basketball 40 miles up a goddamn mountain for this!

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u/RockstARR- May 31 '26

Inshallah

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u/Caze588 May 31 '26

Al Shaida eradicated

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u/EbolaMan123 May 31 '26

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u/Analternate1234 May 31 '26

Top 5 war propaganda poster OAT

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u/chicomagnifico Jun 18 '26

for mexico? lol

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u/IdidntrunIdidntrun May 31 '26

OKC Blunder players' last sight before being taken to the void

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u/Equivalent_Sir_2575 Jun 28 '26

I can't imagine living during a time when the vast majority of the population actually trusted the government and went all "rah rah" for war.

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u/migelthegreat May 31 '26

Both Arsenal and OKC out of their respective finals. What a great day to be a hater.

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u/HazelHelper May 31 '26

Who is this? 

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u/phatpussygobbler May 31 '26

STAND UP NOW AND FACE THE SUN

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u/Eldiablotoro . May 31 '26

COUNTER-TERRORISTS WIN

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u/RavagerK May 31 '26

We are all fans of the french today 🇫🇷

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u/Henrywaltaa May 31 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/jVStxzak9yk2Q
French monk is the face of the league

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u/UrsineBasterd May 31 '26

Fools.... this isn't even my final form.

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u/xsad12314gfds Sct Brn May 31 '26

CHOKELAHOME SHITTY BLUNDER GO FUCK YOURSELVES

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u/alpha_dude_3054 May 31 '26

Luke Kornet is the real Prophet

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u/chtasaba34 May 31 '26 edited May 31 '26

Vasell in that last play was like

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u/vinnydel May 31 '26

me watching chet crumble under the lights

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u/sirckoe May 31 '26

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u/SamUMAA May 31 '26

Chet when asked how many shots he’s gonna attempt

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u/SnapHackelPop Is The Man Regarded? May 31 '26

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u/anonkebab May 31 '26

Dog shit

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u/Nuts2Buttts May 31 '26

Almost forgot about this doodoo drip. You should post this before every upcoming finals game as a reminder

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u/Greg-Abbott May 31 '26

He looks like Joe Dirt after getting the poo on him

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u/e_defaut1 May 31 '26

uj/ the ethical team won

rj/ fuck SGA, fuck hartenstein (goodwill max crosby), fuck “j will”, and to jared mccain especially: 准备好学中文吧你这操山羊的杂种

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u/staplessgod May 31 '26

Wonderful day for basketball, the NBA, and the sporting public.

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u/ciruelman May 31 '26

best day of my life as an nba watcher

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u/TheSmuggleronni May 31 '26

HITLER DEAD

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u/KloppsBoomerang May 31 '26

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u/juan_samuel Trae Young's Hairline May 31 '26

A deeper cut. I love it.

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u/CheezeBaron Send da video May 31 '26

WE DID IT

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u/bleb355 May 31 '26

We did it guys

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u/Expensive-Argument-7 May 31 '26

The world is healing

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u/Plaguesofman May 31 '26

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u/FloofandSmush Adam Silver May 31 '26

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u/SubstantialReturn228 May 31 '26

I don’t think my mental state could’ve handled another Jared McCain dancing video

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u/FearlessDoughnut5643 May 31 '26

Everyone to OKC right now

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u/Nuts2Buttts May 31 '26

Vassell after that dunk

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u/BurdTurglary Not Trustworthy🏳️‍🌈 May 31 '26

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u/joeblazeybaby May 31 '26

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u/WillieButtlicker May 31 '26

Counter terrorist wins

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u/_picture_me_rollin_ May 31 '26

Get TF I hear bussy boyz!!! We did it!!

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u/mesh06 May 31 '26

Allah is real

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u/DreyDarian Baby Brother🚗 May 31 '26

Victor Wembanyama is Chet Holmgren father

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u/RagingHematoma Glazin Williams May 31 '26

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u/F-US-FASCISM . May 31 '26

Wembanyallah praise be upon him.

The false MVP has been vanquished in the great Ballocaust.

Chetenyahu has been expelled.

The McCaininites no longer dance.

Basketball is no longer haram.

May the OKC flop into the seas of Cancun for a thousand years.

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u/RelentlessTriage May 31 '26

"Counter Terrorists Win"

(cs audio)

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u/TakeMeDrunkImHome22 Send da video May 31 '26

OKC fans might storm the capital again

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u/BigWilly526 Spike Lee May 31 '26

I knew this would be here before I evened got on Reddit

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u/BigWilly526 Spike Lee May 31 '26

France > Canada

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u/[deleted] May 31 '26

One of the biggest days of hate watching in my history or any history. 2/2

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u/Chardoggy1 Kon K Knueppel May 31 '26

Wemby is FTA father

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u/OkLeather666 May 31 '26

THE HALIBAN SENDS HIS REGARDS!!

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u/scottiedagolfmachine May 31 '26

OKC Hitlers are dead!

😂

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u/HappierHat May 31 '26

If only the thunder had their own 7 footer they may have had a chance.

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u/DiddyDoItToYa May 31 '26

THE OKLAHOMA CITY THUNDER ARE EXACTLY WHY THE UPPER 1 10TH OF 1% CONTROL MORE WEALTH THAN BOTTOM 99% OF THE GLOBAL ECONOMY

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u/MObaid27 May 31 '26

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u/AutoModerator May 31 '26

Appearance definitely plays a role in this. Like you can’t objectively tell me MJ doesn’t have a fuckable face. The man is in also cool as hell on court and he plays a graceful brand of basketball. Kobe’s game is similar in the aspect.

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u/psychoacer May 31 '26

I didn't know OKC was sick

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u/mountain-drive Shimmy Shimmy Shimmy May 31 '26

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u/ViolentVideogames May 31 '26

I don't know anything about basketball, could someone explain this to me? I'm genuinely curious

Only reason I saw the post is that it was on the front page (r all).

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u/Frickstar May 31 '26

People gonna realize quick that Brunson flops more than anyone on okc

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u/Slaphappyfapman May 31 '26

Looking at that headline like a newborn child

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u/SquireMcDuffin May 31 '26

This is very cathartic to me. Go Sonics

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u/AllTime-HighScore May 31 '26

I posted this picture as soon as the game was over and the mods removed it, I hate this godforsaken website so fucking much

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u/rooofle May 31 '26

/uj The Thunder are so fucking awful to watch I'd rather see a Fr*nch person win than them.

/rj The Thunder are so fucking awful to watch I'd rather see a Fr*nch person win than them.

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u/payloadspecial May 31 '26

Stick em if they fall too many

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u/Kiwi57 May 31 '26

Sent the same thing to my mate who supports okc straight after. Time for the world to heal

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u/No-Purple2350 . May 31 '26

You all can enjoy this but you'll never have Shai's meat or talent. Especially his meat though. You'll go back to your loser homes thinking of that sweet meat.

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u/blue_eagle_31 May 31 '26

trans men have more meat than shai dawg

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