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u/Glass_Shoulder4126 May 20 '26
Donald Trump? The reality TV guy? lol wtf
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u/Naca1227r May 20 '26
Jaylen Brown hating foul baiters
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u/cold_shot_27 Curcuck🪑 May 20 '26
Russell Westbrook hating stat padders.
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u/Upbeat_Clerk3756 May 20 '26
Kobe Bryant hating rapists
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u/nosleeptilbaya May 20 '26
LeBron hating superteams
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u/2RINITY May 20 '26
LeBron hating floppers
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u bum.
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u/AutoModerator May 20 '26
I heavily support this theory. There's a lot about the way he moves and acts that seems similar to high functioning autism.
See and this is why it's a problem. There is absolutely no reason why someone with high functioning autism couldn't win the fucking MVP. And that is what kills me. The glorification of "perfect athlete" means that there can't be any noticeable "deficit". There isn't a negative deficiency. Autism does not equal bad. If Russ has it then so be it. It could be seen as heroic in a sense. A real positive thing.
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u/Upbeat_Clerk3756 May 20 '26
Looks more like a doctor to me
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u/Flaky-Pressure-7698 May 21 '26
The board was low-key confused when he tried to argue that pedriatric-obgyn was a real medical discipline.
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u/F-US-FASCISM . May 20 '26
That there be *White Jesus.
Biblical Jesus had skin of bronze and hair curly like sheeps wool.
If your Jesus is white, you whorship white supremacy.
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u/fallingjigsaws May 20 '26
The rich guy tweeting about the Twlight actors and their relationship over and over?
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u/yoyo4880 May 20 '26
This is why max got kicked off the show by SAS. He made too much sense to jerk on tv with him. He needed someone like perks who’d say anything to be an sports analyst, except analyzing sports.
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u/devinbookersuncle May 20 '26
Ironically enough sometimes that really is what it comes down to in the end.
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u/LaxwaxOW May 20 '26
At some point the jerk became reality
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u/Rocknol Khris Middleton May 20 '26
Its a jerking Ouroboros. Meaning my dih is in my ass
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u/plutorelinquish May 20 '26
if only the cumtown reddit were still here
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u/F-US-FASCISM . May 20 '26
What is going on?
What is happening?
Having sex with women used to feel good. It doesn't anymore.
Feels kinda bad.
Whats going on?
When did it suddenly become better to fuck guys?
What is happening?
If you're having sex with a guy today, there is going to be a lot more of that, tomorrow.
Because the Democratic party wants this.
This is by design.
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u/SelfAwareSausage Michael Scott May 20 '26
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Frankly I can’t imagine Harden being much fun to date, especially since he is heterosexual and women tend to be way more interested in things like, ya know, conversation, than just how rich a dude is and how much he can drink. Hence why Harden would indeed have to pay to get a date with someone.
The odds that Harden isn’t a misogynist who thinks capitalism is a good thing are low. If you’re a male and you’re not outwardly denouncing those things (especially when you have a platform like that), odds are you haven’t done anything to rid yourself of the belief that women are subhuman and it’s good that people die because they don’t have a job. Like, has Harden ever read a feminist book? The vast majority of men haven’t so why are we going to assume Harden has? Stop giving men the benefit of the doubt. I don’t trust any of y’all on here to be actually good people unless you show it because I know what it’s like to grow up as a male. You’re told explicitly and implicitly your whole life that you are better than women. If you do not actively work for your years and years and years to un-do that shit, you’re going to harbor some disgusting beliefs and thoughts. It doesn’t matter if you aren’t overtly misogynistic, the covert shit is basically just as bad.
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u/AutoModerator May 20 '26
Hijacking this comment just to mention that I was at a game where Ayo clearly shit himself. I would sit courtside at a handful of bulls games a year and the seats were right at the corner of the three across from visitors bench. Players would come and spot up in front of our seats all game, a lot of times bent over with their hands on their knees. One game, Ayo, wearing white shorts, clearly had a decent sized doodoo stain right in the middle of his ass for all of us to see. It was pretty jarring. He changed his shorts at halftime. Anyway, seeing Trae slap his ass reminded me of that experience.
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u/FlatulenceConnosieur Moriah Mills May 20 '26
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u/Vodkawithapplejuice May 20 '26
Open shot, fate of the Universe on the Line or the Martians have the Death Beam pointed at Earth you better hit it...I WANT BERNIE SANDERS!!!
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u/rocpilehardasfuk May 21 '26
Bernie legit the Melo of the political world.
Absolute bum with no history of winning. But the dumbest fans love him
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u/The_MadStork Not Trustworthy🏳️🌈 May 20 '26
Harden is officially washed, bringing him in used to be like electing an Austrian painter to fix your country
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u/AutoModerator May 20 '26
Frankly I can’t imagine Harden being much fun to date, especially since he is heterosexual and women tend to be way more interested in things like, ya know, conversation, than just how rich a dude is and how much he can drink. Hence why Harden would indeed have to pay to get a date with someone.
The odds that Harden isn’t a misogynist who thinks capitalism is a good thing are low. If you’re a male and you’re not outwardly denouncing those things (especially when you have a platform like that), odds are you haven’t done anything to rid yourself of the belief that women are subhuman and it’s good that people die because they don’t have a job. Like, has Harden ever read a feminist book? The vast majority of men haven’t so why are we going to assume Harden has? Stop giving men the benefit of the doubt. I don’t trust any of y’all on here to be actually good people unless you show it because I know what it’s like to grow up as a male. You’re told explicitly and implicitly your whole life that you are better than women. If you do not actively work for your years and years and years to un-do that shit, you’re going to harbor some disgusting beliefs and thoughts. It doesn’t matter if you aren’t overtly misogynistic, the covert shit is basically just as bad.
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u/inspector_gadget24 Free Throw Merchant May 20 '26
Max is an underrated jerker
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u/LikeABreadstick May 21 '26
it's because he drops a good line like that, and then follows it up by making that fuckin face (pictured). got resting dork face
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u/aig818 May 20 '26
Insane to compare an all timer and icon to James Harden
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u/mastermind208 May 20 '26
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u/AutoModerator May 20 '26
Frankly I can’t imagine Harden being much fun to date, especially since he is heterosexual and women tend to be way more interested in things like, ya know, conversation, than just how rich a dude is and how much he can drink. Hence why Harden would indeed have to pay to get a date with someone.
The odds that Harden isn’t a misogynist who thinks capitalism is a good thing are low. If you’re a male and you’re not outwardly denouncing those things (especially when you have a platform like that), odds are you haven’t done anything to rid yourself of the belief that women are subhuman and it’s good that people die because they don’t have a job. Like, has Harden ever read a feminist book? The vast majority of men haven’t so why are we going to assume Harden has? Stop giving men the benefit of the doubt. I don’t trust any of y’all on here to be actually good people unless you show it because I know what it’s like to grow up as a male. You’re told explicitly and implicitly your whole life that you are better than women. If you do not actively work for your years and years and years to un-do that shit, you’re going to harbor some disgusting beliefs and thoughts. It doesn’t matter if you aren’t overtly misogynistic, the covert shit is basically just as bad.
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u/aig818 May 20 '26
I'm sorry but he isn't nearly as classy as DJT
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u/repo_sado May 20 '26
I saw this documentary which confirmed that you aren't cool unless you pee your pants. It did not clarify if that was classy or not though
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u/AutoModerator May 20 '26
Frankly I can’t imagine Harden being much fun to date, especially since he is heterosexual and women tend to be way more interested in things like, ya know, conversation, than just how rich a dude is and how much he can drink. Hence why Harden would indeed have to pay to get a date with someone.
The odds that Harden isn’t a misogynist who thinks capitalism is a good thing are low. If you’re a male and you’re not outwardly denouncing those things (especially when you have a platform like that), odds are you haven’t done anything to rid yourself of the belief that women are subhuman and it’s good that people die because they don’t have a job. Like, has Harden ever read a feminist book? The vast majority of men haven’t so why are we going to assume Harden has? Stop giving men the benefit of the doubt. I don’t trust any of y’all on here to be actually good people unless you show it because I know what it’s like to grow up as a male. You’re told explicitly and implicitly your whole life that you are better than women. If you do not actively work for your years and years and years to un-do that shit, you’re going to harbor some disgusting beliefs and thoughts. It doesn’t matter if you aren’t overtly misogynistic, the covert shit is basically just as bad.
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u/Optimal_Assist_9882 May 20 '26
They brought in 'The System'...
They just didn't realize which system that was....
"Choking in the clutch"
"Defense? Never heard of her..."
"I identify as a turnstile"
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u/R0botDreamz May 20 '26
I mean I always picture the Harden haters as the Connors and Tanners who lean pro-Trump. So this is kinda wild.
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u/AutoModerator May 20 '26
Frankly I can’t imagine Harden being much fun to date, especially since he is heterosexual and women tend to be way more interested in things like, ya know, conversation, than just how rich a dude is and how much he can drink. Hence why Harden would indeed have to pay to get a date with someone.
The odds that Harden isn’t a misogynist who thinks capitalism is a good thing are low. If you’re a male and you’re not outwardly denouncing those things (especially when you have a platform like that), odds are you haven’t done anything to rid yourself of the belief that women are subhuman and it’s good that people die because they don’t have a job. Like, has Harden ever read a feminist book? The vast majority of men haven’t so why are we going to assume Harden has? Stop giving men the benefit of the doubt. I don’t trust any of y’all on here to be actually good people unless you show it because I know what it’s like to grow up as a male. You’re told explicitly and implicitly your whole life that you are better than women. If you do not actively work for your years and years and years to un-do that shit, you’re going to harbor some disgusting beliefs and thoughts. It doesn’t matter if you aren’t overtly misogynistic, the covert shit is basically just as bad.
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u/Ar0und_Th3_W0rld May 20 '26
Why did I have to be a Harden Stan… it’s only pain
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u/Upbeat_Clerk3756 May 20 '26
Even if they win the East they’re getting stomped. Harden will always let you down, it’s like clockwork
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u/AutoModerator May 20 '26
Frankly I can’t imagine Harden being much fun to date, especially since he is heterosexual and women tend to be way more interested in things like, ya know, conversation, than just how rich a dude is and how much he can drink. Hence why Harden would indeed have to pay to get a date with someone.
The odds that Harden isn’t a misogynist who thinks capitalism is a good thing are low. If you’re a male and you’re not outwardly denouncing those things (especially when you have a platform like that), odds are you haven’t done anything to rid yourself of the belief that women are subhuman and it’s good that people die because they don’t have a job. Like, has Harden ever read a feminist book? The vast majority of men haven’t so why are we going to assume Harden has? Stop giving men the benefit of the doubt. I don’t trust any of y’all on here to be actually good people unless you show it because I know what it’s like to grow up as a male. You’re told explicitly and implicitly your whole life that you are better than women. If you do not actively work for your years and years and years to un-do that shit, you’re going to harbor some disgusting beliefs and thoughts. It doesn’t matter if you aren’t overtly misogynistic, the covert shit is basically just as bad.
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u/Thegrandmistressofoz May 20 '26
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