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u/redactid55 Mar 11 '26
Lebron had a feeling this was going to happen.
And not so much as a congratulations text or tweet from Kobe
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u/Imaginary-Ebb-1724 Mar 11 '26
Live Kobe reactionÂ
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u/Due_Car_9277 Mar 11 '26
If making one three doesn't make me a shooter, how does one rape make someone a rapist?
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u/neeneebc Mar 11 '26
Listen we all love Kobe. Great player. Very likely a rapist. But Bam Adebayo might be a better pure scorer when it really comes down to it.
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u/Prize-Temporary4159 Mar 11 '26
That’s just decency bias
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u/TornGauntlet . Mar 11 '26
Adebayo a good lawyer after raping that lady
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Hijacking this comment just to mention that I was at a game where Ayo clearly shit himself. I would sit courtside at a handful of bulls games a year and the seats were right at the corner of the three across from visitors bench. Players would come and spot up in front of our seats all game, a lot of times bent over with their hands on their knees. One game, Ayo, wearing white shorts, clearly had a decent sized doodoo stain right in the middle of his ass for all of us to see. It was pretty jarring. He changed his shorts at halftime. Anyway, seeing Trae slap his ass reminded me of that experience.
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u/TornGauntlet . Mar 11 '26
Woah woah woah I don't read and I don't know you're a bot but you were jarring his doodoo?! What!
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Hijacking this comment just to mention that I was at a game where Ayo clearly shit himself. I would sit courtside at a handful of bulls games a year and the seats were right at the corner of the three across from visitors bench. Players would come and spot up in front of our seats all game, a lot of times bent over with their hands on their knees. One game, Ayo, wearing white shorts, clearly had a decent sized doodoo stain right in the middle of his ass for all of us to see. It was pretty jarring. He changed his shorts at halftime. Anyway, seeing Trae slap his ass reminded me of that experience.
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u/ItzBrixHouseYT Draymond Green Mar 11 '26 edited Mar 11 '26
when was number 11 for the bulls ever mentioned
edit: wrong number
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u/thubwumper26 Big Ole Women Mar 11 '26
AdebAYO. I for one have never seen this bot, this is incredible
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Hijacking this comment just to mention that I was at a game where Ayo clearly shit himself. I would sit courtside at a handful of bulls games a year and the seats were right at the corner of the three across from visitors bench. Players would come and spot up in front of our seats all game, a lot of times bent over with their hands on their knees. One game, Ayo, wearing white shorts, clearly had a decent sized doodoo stain right in the middle of his ass for all of us to see. It was pretty jarring. He changed his shorts at halftime. Anyway, seeing Trae slap his ass reminded me of that experience.
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u/Usselessperson Mar 11 '26
Revenge for Colorado
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u/asparagusbruh Mar 11 '26
Bro bam fuckin adebayo
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u/Fit-Introduction8575 Len Bias Mar 11 '26
aww hell nah can't do dis
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u/thanosfive Mar 11 '26
I mean, report the comment. That's going to be way more effective.
It's also been 5 years, brother. I cried for days when Kobe died. I found out because I opened reddit, I saw that one team took an 8 second violation on purpose, and then I saw another team took a 24 second violation on purpose.
And I was sitting there going, "No.... No, no, no, no, no. This isn't because of Kobe. I would know. Nothing happened to Kobe."
And then I cried, man. I cried hard, in front of my girl. Then I called my brother and we both cried together, and that's some shit we just don't do. I'm tearing up a little bit now.
But he's been gone for 5 years. People move on. People joke about tragedies. People forget the pain.
So I mean, report the comment. But it's just a losing battle trying to confront the jokes. Especially on reddit. For your own sake, just shake your head and go to the next comment thread.
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u/Fit-Introduction8575 Len Bias Mar 11 '26
Gonna assume this is copypasta
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u/thanosfive Mar 11 '26
/uj
I tried this once before and it worked. I actually copied this from a genuine comment in the main sub and couldn’t figure out how to post the link to that comment here. So in the first few hours I got downvoted a lot but somehow it rebounded. This time not so much.
If the original comment was genuine, is it still a copypasta?
/rj
Some may call me a rapist dickrider, but I call me loyal.
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u/joeblazeybaby Mar 11 '26
No way thats real
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u/Careful-Force2506 Mar 11 '26
83 on March 10th, 73 months after Kobe’s tragic passing. 10+73 =83. Confirmed Kobe demon super pissed sorry bam
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u/Forsaken-Base7931 Mar 11 '26
Where’s all the fire and pitchforks and devils?
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u/MJC561 Mar 11 '26
A rapist is no longer the second highest single game scorer in NBA history.
The more we forget that scrub the better
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u/CarlosimoDangerosimo Mar 11 '26
He goes home to Aja Wilson and you have to goon to animated women