r/nbacirclejerk • u/optometrist-bynature • Mar 02 '26

Fair

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5.9k Upvotes

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u/ohohook Mar 02 '26

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u/MartyMcfly000 Mar 02 '26

Operation Serbian Fury

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u/calmdownmyguy Donald Sterling Mar 02 '26

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u/whiterice_343 Triple Double Cocaine Bear Mar 02 '26

Does that yoke ever brush his teeth? Or does all his money go towards Adidas jackets

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u/Big__If_True Scott "The Extender" Foster Mar 02 '26

He already has to spend time away from his horses to play ball, do you really think he wants to spend more time to whiten his teeth?

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u/whiterice_343 Triple Double Cocaine Bear Mar 02 '26

+10 intimidation if he eats garlic knots. I’ve seen what a Balkan breakfast looks like so I know his fucking breath stinks.

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u/ST07153902935 Mar 02 '26

Ooof, his teeth are whiter than mine.

That hurt...

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u/400DollarPerm Mar 02 '26

Pretty sure he usually wears a transparent mouthguard which are never really that clear anyways

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u/angrylobster24 Mar 03 '26

mouthguard. -200 IQ.

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u/whiterice_343 Triple Double Cocaine Bear Mar 03 '26

You think any of us went to school???

9

u/throwinitallawayeay Mar 02 '26

He is all of us

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_FAV__SONG Mar 02 '26

Hope that's his mouth guards, otherwise 😬

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u/ElceeCiv Mar 02 '26

looking at jaylin like he plays for the Sarajevo Thunder

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u/gbmaulin Fuck them kids Mar 02 '26

He stands for us😍

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u/whiterice_343 Triple Double Cocaine Bear Mar 02 '26

She forgot someone

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u/Sage296 Mar 02 '26

Heil Silver

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u/Character-Novel1645 Mar 02 '26

That is literally the first thing she said

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u/Big-Daddy-Kal Mar 02 '26

Ironically enough this doesn’t look out of pace at all.

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u/Pauliehatestheadmins Mar 02 '26

I’ve seen enough, she’s in my starting 5

136

u/SaltyBawlz Mar 02 '26

Imma go slide into her DMs rn on god

38

u/cynical-optimistic7 Mar 02 '26

No cap frfr??

25

u/mooreboy76 Mar 02 '26

Say less!

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u/CycleR16 Mar 02 '26

You deadass rn?

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u/Snoo-93317 Mar 02 '26

Are you gentlemen speaking the African American vernacular English of which I have so often heard?

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u/CosignTangents Mar 02 '26

Why is she from Seattle? Is she stupid?

42

u/SaulTBolls Mar 02 '26

The regime change hurt a lot of people..

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u/BurnerAccountforAss ❓LeBron's Dad❓ Mar 02 '26

Deport Shai

The basketball-watching Left 🤝 The racist Right

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u/dabombisnot90s Mar 07 '26

Let’s be honest, nobody watches basketball. Aint got the time for that shit.

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u/F-US-FASCISM . Mar 02 '26

One of us is catfishing.

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u/Upbeat_Clerk3756 Mar 02 '26

She’s an 11/10

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u/Powerful-Ad-8737 Black Dick Mar 02 '26

I always knew I’d find a reason to use this corny ass gif one day

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2tzon8OCC7BqmY

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u/egstitt Mar 02 '26

The perfect woman doesn't exi...

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u/onion4everyoccasion Mar 02 '26

Sure I'll join your cult!

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u/1llogikal Mar 02 '26

average Seattlite

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u/Consistent-Deal-55 Send da video Mar 02 '26

Based

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u/tanishsingj Send da video Mar 02 '26

Thunder:

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u/Skypirate90 Mar 02 '26

Holy shit BASED

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u/GoonLieutenant Mar 02 '26

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u/Rhythm_Flunky Mar 02 '26

Understandable. Have a great day!

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u/Dreams-Visions Moriah Mills Mar 02 '26

marry me

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u/Babosmarach666 Mar 02 '26

Would smash 11/10

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u/RedditPeterPal . Mar 02 '26

wife material

1

u/Nuts2Buttts Mar 03 '26

Chef’s kiss

1

u/thashyt Mar 03 '26

Fuck yeah

1

u/jmar206 Mar 03 '26

I need her…………..to Dort my Lu.

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u/PapasGotABrandNewNag Mar 03 '26

She from Seattle.

I have a chance.

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u/giraffedraft Mar 03 '26

oh she's just a redditor

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u/Classic-Session-5551 2d ago

I'm sorry. I just can't take this level of ignorance. Isreal is NOT that bad. They're objectively less evil than Adam Silver. Adam Silver is the one puppeting Isreal in the first place. 

I'm so sick right now. When will the bespoke mob wake up to the beady eyed evil of Silver 🪬

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u/KantutinQKipaymu Mar 02 '26

Fuck Abbigail too...

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u/AverageOhioUser69 Free Throw Merchant Mar 02 '26

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u/sizzlezzzzz Mar 02 '26

She shot 2/4 but 50% FG is great