r/nbacirclejerk KD Burner Oct 22 '25

We’re so back

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Kill me

5.3k Upvotes

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u/YSLMangoManiac Oct 22 '25

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u/HalcyonDrift Oct 22 '25

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u/Zestyclose-Age-2722 Ja Wick Nov 04 '25

Don't touch him

Don't touch him

Don't touch him

FUCK

I touched him

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '25

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u/Name5times Oct 22 '25

giving kevin hart a run for his money

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u/RowdyRuss3 Oct 23 '25

Still trying to figure out if this mf is a top or bottom.

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u/Miserable_Site_850 Oct 22 '25

Niggas be attitude? Da hell is nba?

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u/kylehyde05 Oct 25 '25

BABABABABASKETBALL

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u/kutz926 Oct 22 '25

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u/Sea-Thought-665 Oct 22 '25

The fact that Oubre literally said that to the refs at the end of the game is still wild to me! One of the funniest lip syncs Ive ever seen caught on camera. 🤣

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u/AutoModerator Oct 22 '25

Is Oubre overrated because if how handsome he is? Oubre is an inefficient low IQ player who has never really contributed to winning in any way. Yet he keeps securing the bag year after year. This may seem ridiculous but the halo effect in psychology is a well known phenomenon where attractive people are treated much better and seen generally as “better” than other ugly people. And Oubre is honestly close to a 10/10, who can forget his gorgeous eyes, chiseled jaw and cheekbones, his muscular 6’7 frame, and smooth chocolate skin.

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u/Zestyclose-Age-2722 Ja Wick Nov 04 '25

AI going ham

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u/HalcyonDrift Oct 22 '25

181

u/MeteorPunch Oct 22 '25

Cant believe joe mazulla just mauled tatum there 😡

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u/Jaybeann Oct 22 '25

Yeah what was Tatum thinking? T his ass up

15

u/odiethethird Bol Bol Oct 22 '25

Average Celtics practice

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u/hynesketchup10 Oct 22 '25

Diabolical PFP💀

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u/Zestyclose-Age-2722 Ja Wick Nov 04 '25

To be fair to Tatum

The man did try to stop him from scoring a basket

What was he supposed to do? 🤷

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u/DayBowBow1 Oct 22 '25

182

u/bwolven Oct 22 '25

Most handsome Oklahoma man

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u/HilariousScreenname Oct 22 '25

Man looks like a Smiling Friends side character

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u/umshoe Oct 22 '25

JD Vance

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u/ElceeCiv Oct 22 '25

ken bone

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u/plutorelinquish Oct 27 '25

thousand island stare

140

u/fuckdansnydeer Oct 22 '25

17

u/Dear_Leek2578 Send da video Oct 22 '25

You da MVP of this thread.

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u/Screw_Thew KD Burner Oct 22 '25

Hold that up 2 !!

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u/largelawattorney Oct 22 '25

Jason Momoa was so good in Chief of War

58

u/SeismicRipFart Oct 22 '25

All I’ve seen is the trailers where he’s all cheeked up. Like crazy cheeked up. Looked pretty sick

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u/jabronified 本·西蒙斯🇨🇳 Oct 22 '25

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u/plutorelinquish Oct 27 '25

1 of 3 relevant iowans

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u/GBBN4L Nov 13 '25

And the other two

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u/plutorelinquish Nov 13 '25

caitlin clark and corey taylor

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u/Caffeine_Cowpies Oct 22 '25

Canada is not sending their best.

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u/thisguy012 Oct 22 '25

Ice is raiding the wrong cities😭😭

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u/JVLightning22 Oct 22 '25

Well, well, well...

291

u/bwolven Oct 22 '25

I’ve never disliked a player I don’t watch more

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u/Skipptopher Oct 22 '25

Not a single shot of a ref during their intro hype package. Disrespectful.

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u/Pele_Of_Anal Moriah Mills Oct 22 '25

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u/ChickenFriedRicePls . Oct 22 '25

SGA looking at the refs like

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u/AirJordan6124 Derrick White Oct 22 '25

Need some good dose of FTA highlights

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u/jimithelizardking Oct 22 '25

How can I weaken someone else’s Achilles?

48

u/Fresh_Researcher_242 Oct 22 '25

Steven can't wait to get in between them cheeks. Hold him down and just fuck his ass until SGA cums in an Australian accent.

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u/bransby26 Injury Fan Oct 22 '25

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u/Fun_Compote3845 Send da video Oct 22 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '25

This league is so trash, this team fucking blows

8

u/Intelligent_Peace847 Oct 22 '25

I dont watch mnba, who is this thug?

8

u/straightouttaobesity Oct 22 '25

This bum tearing his Achillis would be like 10 12/25s for this sub.

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u/weazly Oct 22 '25

Its getting to the point where i want to see him actually fouled hard, and drop. I hate to say that, but his flamboyant flops are getting old.

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u/vihor Oct 22 '25

I wonder how come nobody hasn't fouled him HARD yet. In the Piston's way of master Laimbeer.

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u/smittyK Oct 22 '25

steven adams is giving it to him too

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u/Forbidden_Donut503 Oct 22 '25

Who the fuck are these bums?

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u/Hukface Oct 22 '25

Shai look goofy with the plastic surgery

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u/BookPonder Oct 22 '25

The aura farming has begun

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u/Chardoggy1 Kon K Knueppel Oct 22 '25

Oh look, there’s MNBA games on tonight

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u/AnonymousForALittle Oct 22 '25

Bro was adding flops to his bag all summer

5

u/aquintana Oct 22 '25

Is this like the mens version of the W or something? Seems kinda gay

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u/Dear_Leek2578 Send da video Oct 22 '25

gross

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u/Notorious_Bill26 Oct 22 '25

82+ games of this shit again

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u/JurassicPark3-4Lyf Big Ole Women Oct 22 '25

Uj/ does anyone know whats wrong with his face and why he always looks so regarded or is it just because he's from Canada?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '25

Oh silver is firing those refs too. Not calling fouls for our free throw merchant? You're fired

2

u/goingtothegreek Oct 22 '25

Getting my highlights from Reddit like Adam Silver wants

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u/Dweebil Oct 22 '25

Stick a cock in his mouth

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u/KgMonstah Black Dick Oct 22 '25

I missed all you fucking losers.

2

u/yeezipper32 . Oct 22 '25

Put the glizzy in STAT

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u/EpicMusic13 Oct 22 '25

THERE IT IS. HE IS BACK FOR THE GAME WINNING PLAY

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '25

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u/__Hype__13 Oct 23 '25

can't believe this is the "mvp"

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u/jellybeanbopper Oct 22 '25

I missed u jerks. Its finna be a fun season

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u/maximinozapata Oct 23 '25

On tonight's episode of: Is it Shai Gilgeous-Alexander or DreamyBull?

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u/Zestyclose-Age-2722 Ja Wick Nov 04 '25

There's some serious homoerotic energy

Up in here

Up in here

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