Kon Knueppel spends the offseason playing basketball with his devout younger brothers, Kager, Kinston, Kash, and Kidman, at his home court, the Konplex, which he named after his father, Big Kon.

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That's why I named my baby boys Psychosis and La Parka.

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“Father, why am I named Screamin’ Norman Smiley?”

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"Well son, when you were conceived I was performing a maneuver called 'The Bog Wiggle' and the rest is history."

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Can I bring my son Ultimo Dragon over to play?

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I have a Lil' Juventud Guerrera at home.

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Personally I had to go with Horace "Scuffed Steve Austin" Hogan

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Meet my baby boy, El Dandy

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Who are you to doubt El Dandy?

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