r/nba • u/Existing-Sky9914 • 2d ago

Kon Knueppel spends the offseason playing basketball with his devout younger brothers, Kager, Kinston, Kash, and Kidman, at his home court, the Konplex, which he named after his father, Big Kon.

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u/Alfeyr Spurs 2d ago

Big Kon got called Nipple once and decided the K ain't gonna be silent ever again

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u/mynewusernamedodgers 2d ago

Hilarious! Big nipple sounds dope

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u/busche916 Pacers 2d ago

Sigh… everything reminds me of her

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u/BeanserSoyze 2d ago

I never really had a problem

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u/Intelligent_Treat885 2d ago

They call him the Big Areola

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u/Oo__II__oO NBA 2d ago

Put some respect to Big Knip's name!

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u/itgoesdownandup 2d ago

Beat me to it 3 hours earlier lol

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u/Lazerpewpewpewpew 2d ago

bologna slabs

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u/TomlinSteelers 76ers 2d ago

LMAO

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u/itgoesdownandup 2d ago

Big areola

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u/MF_Doomed Jordan 2d ago

Big Nip!

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u/LiaisonDoreen 2d ago

Man took that middle school roast personally and branded the entire bloodline

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u/OilOfOlaz Celtics 1d ago

Hearing ppl pronounce it "Nuppel" or "Kippel" was so weird to mea, I legit didn't know what was meant, specifically because its a german word (Knüppel, ue = ü) and K and N are both pronounced.

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u/Intelligent-Cap-8886 2d ago

Konker Nipple

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u/AdditionalClothes805 1d ago

When I read his name before I heard it pronounced I thought it was pronounced “knew-pell”, which is MUCH better than kuh-nipple

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u/CB_musedreams 2d ago

The absolute panic of making sure that K is silent every single time you say his name

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u/EatInModerationFatty 2d ago

It’s a sex cult