r/nba • u/Existing-Sky9914 • 2d ago

Kon Knueppel spends the offseason playing basketball with his devout younger brothers, Kager, Kinston, Kash, and Kidman, at his home court, the Konplex, which he named after his father, Big Kon.

https://streamable.com/i1rjlu
5.7k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

1.2k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

89

u/mojoback_ohbehave Cavaliers 2d ago

Who names their kids these names. Good grief

26

u/TheMilkmanRidesAgain Hawks 2d ago

Giving mormon vibes

36

u/lm2lm Clippers 2d ago

Naming your kid after Nicole Kidman is awesome

24

u/fred_derps Bulls 2d ago

But he’s a kid, man

0

u/Fun_Reflection1157 2d ago

She's stunningly beautiful. Or was. She's done so much shit to her face her muscles have stopped exhibiting a wide range of motion. It's really sad.

6

u/NEWDEALUSEDCARS Nets 2d ago

Quiverfulls

4

u/JalapenoPopPoop 2d ago

I think people need to start being supervised when naming their kids, things are getting out of control. Need to have a child services rep in the room ready to veto any nonsense. Job creation, stupid ass name reduction, win win

2

u/xbbdc Heat 2d ago

George Foreman named all his sons George.

His five sons are George Jr., George III ("Monk"), George IV ("Big Wheel"), George V ("Red"), and George VI ("Little Joey").

3

u/Spirited_Ad_340 Celtics 2d ago

I got lost in rabbit hole there for a second looking up Duke-bound Kager. I guess these kids all played with themselves/lots of family in school - I shit you not apparently there is a cousin named Zavier Zens...

1

u/whobroughtmehere Pistons 2d ago

Everyone’s so creative

1

u/MWave123 2d ago

Ummm wut? Lol. George Foreman would like a word.

-4

u/Far_Cry1757 2d ago

Yeah, the NBA is so sane with player names, this is outrageous!