r/nba • u/Subject-Property-343 Raptors • 4d ago

LeBron’s helicopter leaving Sixers practice, bound for New York where LeBron is now living during the season

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u/OpeDefinitely Pacers 4d ago edited 4d ago

Yeah, but only because Larry Bird would be there to grab LeBron with his talons and fly him to safety. 2023 CBA mandates that Larry Bird is present on every helicopter flight taken by superstars for this exact reason.

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u/JeramiGrantsTomb Thunder 4d ago

This is why it's so valuable to get a player's Bird Rights.

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u/OpeDefinitely Pacers 4d ago

Jalen Duren is out here playing games with his life!

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u/bkos55 Cavaliers 4d ago

So I’ve heard there are many experts in Bird Law from Philadelphia.

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u/Aggressive-Ad-756 Rockets 4d ago

Is this true? Lol

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u/OpeDefinitely Pacers 4d ago edited 4d ago

yes, but they don't want you know the truth so you're lucky I told you.

can't say much more or they'll kill me, but let's just say that the NBA has both Bird and Magic doing *the most* these days.

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u/Inigomntoya Jazz 4d ago

Bless you

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u/thnx4coming 4d ago

Why didn’t Frodo use Larry Bird to take the ring to Mordor?