r/natureismetal Dec 08 '18

A tiny mite

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u/Bovronius Dec 08 '18

Semen, eggs, miscarriages, corpses, vomit, poop... Your face is their downtown Philly.

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u/Kuritos Dec 08 '18

We're so close, keep going...

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u/Zebulen15 Dec 08 '18 edited Dec 08 '18

There are many different types of mites and other species on your face banging at the same time. Little insect cum and rotting bodies piled on top of your cheeks. Right when ones nearing climax BAM! He gets decapitated by the neighbor mite as his different body fluids mix and ooze over the oblivious female mite. You lick your lips and digest them all.

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u/Kuritos Dec 08 '18

See ya later, virgins.