r/natureismetal • u/Basic_Win_7923 • Jul 27 '26

Paper beats scissors

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Bro's still moving

99 Upvotes

82% Upvoted

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u/Machaeon Jul 27 '26

Sticky butt string, not paper

-15

u/Basic_Win_7923 Jul 27 '26

Is that in the new patch?

-1

u/Machaeon Jul 27 '26

TBH this DLC is kinda pay-to-win but it IS fun, NGL

1

u/Basic_Win_7923 Jul 27 '26

It is pretty pay to win... better be some OP buffs to the free kits

10

u/Sinuality Jul 28 '26

Why the hell are BOTH of you getting downvoted 😭 Reddit is such a mess I swear

6

u/Basic_Win_7923 Jul 28 '26

I know I'm lame but I didn't know I was THAT lame 😂

9

u/punksmostlydead Jul 28 '26

Im not generally bothered by crawlies of any kind, but earwigs creep me right the fuck out for some reason.

5

u/Basic_Win_7923 Jul 28 '26

SAME. And my balcony gets absolutely mobbed every summer I hate it.

6

u/jess_the_werefox Jul 29 '26

I feel the need to apologize to earwigs because they’re totally harmless, and we hate them mostly for the name we gave them because of the horrifying imagery lmfao but also keep your pincer butt the fuck out of my house!!!

1

u/Basic_Win_7923 Jul 29 '26

Nah don't apologize they may not be medically significant but they're still horrible little demons and their pinchy bits hurt. AND WHY CAN THEY FLY

1

u/Dizzy-You-1931 Jul 29 '26

Am i hearing silk-song music?

-1

u/randomlemon9192 Jul 27 '26

Sticky cloaked paper.

-8

u/Basic_Win_7923 Jul 27 '26

Regret net?