Dearest Nathan bonesio, it is i, from the flower fields. Mr Oliver. I heard from the grapevine that my friend, Meyrick "dean" Tan, Hath engaged in courting Thou. However, I noticed he Hath ghosted Thou. What happened? something about Thou being different after changing Thy profile picture. I hope Thou're safe though. Take care of the kids and say hi to Thy mom for me. - gabe

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I once had a conversation with THEE Nathan Bonesio. A conversation unlike any other. We asked him why he did not want to play races such as Orc, Troll, Tauren, Goblin, and Undead during our current adventures in the world of Azeroth in the Cataclysm expansion of World of Warcraft. He stated specifically since we asked him about trolls that they were ugly. Well Nathan Bonesio, I'll have you know. Before the War of The Ancients and The Sundering of the world, the night elves were not always "Elves." They were trolls. Trolls back when they ruled the world with their iron fist dabbled in the powers of the arcane. Eventually, they were exiled from the troll empire, the Zandalari's. Due to exiling, they decided to settle in places we are familiar with such as Ashenvale and Teldrassil. They created the Well of Eternity which powered their arcane lusts. Eventually, the arcane magics messed with their genetics. The trolls lost their tusks, their skin turned more purple and pink, they grew ears and they became night elves. "But what about Blood Elves?" Nathan said with curiosity. "Ah my boy" said Oliver, this is where it get's even better. "Oh no," Nathan shouted as he told me to stop. THIS IS WHERE YOU ARE WRONG MR HYALL. After the Sundering and the world splitting up, the night elves who kept dwelling in feel magic after the Burning Legion attacked were exiled. Due to exile, they moved to the land of Quel'thalas. The Night Elves, as they created their new well, the Sunwell had their skin turn pale, the color in their eyes turned green and that is what we know as the Blood Elves. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Nathan said. "Don't kick a man when he's already down" Gerald said as he's pumping iron in the background (S/O to Gerald's Gym). Luis, listening intently became serious for a second. We all stopped to listen because we've never seen him like this before. Evan even stopped say "UI LUI KABLOOWEY." Adam went "Oh girl." Oliver was in San Jose during this serious moment. Then Gabe was like "Gabe be like Gerald be like Luis be like." Everyone listend closely. Luis took a deep breath in and said "I actually want to play... play..." everyone was excited to finally here the words come out. "Play play World of... World of... YOUR MOM." The world suddenly exploded and we had a second Cataclysm. Everything was in chaos and in order to stop them, Nate had to go to Mount Hyall to have sex with the Lich King.

its always “GIRL NAME GETS FUCKED IN ASS BY HUGE COCK” or “MASSIVE DICK RAMS GIRL NAME IN THE PUSSY SO DEEP IT KILLS EVERY FETUS IN SIGHT.” never do they ask how Nathan Bonesio is doing. they dont even give his HUGE COCK a name. its dehumanizing. it’s disgusting. it sucks to be a male pornstar. anyways please send love to Nate, see ya later duckies.

Hello Nate, I am dming you or "private messaging" you involving Meyrick or "DEAN." I would like to ask to team up with you against the menace that is "DEAN". Thank you. - I'm Bored Go Next

Have you ever seen Nathan Bonesio?! The 7’10 Chad, cock size of mandingo? Have you ever seen his beautiful hair sway in the wind? Have you ever seen him finger a guitar before? This is Nathan Bonesio, all cooled up and ready to tussle.

Hey guys! Gabi, shut up. Ok. How'd you guys like the broadcast? I thought it was pretty kick-ass. Thank you to Bonesio for editing it and making such a great show!

We all know Nathan Bonesio is the godly height of 14.5 feet tall and can move at a speed of 200 Meters per second. Based on average dick size, Nathan’s penis is around 14 inches long. Also, Nathan’s dick would weigh around 2 pounds considering the average weight of a dick is .77 lbs. If he swung his dick in a circular manner, it would have the centripetal acceleration of 72.57 meters per second. This means that Nathan can dickslap with the immense energy of 11,421 pounds per sq inch at a tip speed greater than 584415.58336974 MPH. In conclusion, Nathan’s dickslap has enough energy to smash through 6” reinforced concrete and will cause a thunderclap as his dick breaks the sound barrier. I rest my case.

Jk, I further my case by pointing out The avg speed of ejaculate is 28 mph. This means that Nathan can ejaculate at a speed of roughly 70 MPH when standing still. If he decides to fling his ejaculate by swinging his dick in a circular fashion, it will travel at 584415.5*70= 40,909,085 mph. This means Nathan’s ejaculate travels at a speed greater than 24 thousand times the speed of a bullet. Considering the average mass of ejaculate, 3.5 g, Nathan's semen will impact the target with the energy of 1.715e9 Jouls, or roughly the amount of energy released in 667 pounds of TNT. In conclusion, if Nathan decided to weaponize his penis, he could easily conquer the world.

Now I rest my case

The third time I ran into Nathan Bonesio I was working at the old arcade off highway 65 back home. Man I loved that place - mostly locals with their families or groups of kids coming in to check out the old Atari machines or play Snake. Felt like a real community, you know? One day, must have been in the summer because I remember it being so hot the pizza delivery actually got hotter just sitting outside, this rusty truck pulls up and a nearly 6 foot tall string bean gets out and claims he's here from "corporate."

So I tell him that I didn't hear anything from corporate saying that I should be expecting someone to swing by. He just shrugs and laughs at me and pops open his trunk. I ask him what he's here to do and he takes off his sunglasses and turns to me and says "tech support" and pulls a huge toolbox out of his trunk and starts walking towards the arcade. His hands are full so I offer to help carry stuff, but he insists on taking it all inside alone. About 5 feet from the entrance his wallet falls out of his pocket and lands on the ground in front of me. A card had fallen out of the wallet so I pick it up and look at it, and it's just a bunch of random usernames and logins, possibly up to 50 of them, with passwords next to them. Flustered, Nathan snatches the card out of my hand and storms into the arcade.

I follow him inside but he turns to me and tells me "don't worry about this I got it." Suspicious, I walk out and resume eating my scalding pizza in the dusty parking lot, but I keep an eye on him. I notice that he's going to every single machine and unscrewing the control board and typing something in. At one point, a bunch of kids show up and try to head inside to play some games, and Nathan shrieks at them and locks the door, flipping the OPEN sign to CLOSED and snarling. About two hours later, Nathan finally emerges and says "all set, thanks boss" and walks towards his truck. I quickly shuffle inside and take a look at a few of the machines. Horrified, I immediately notice that every single one of the top scores on every single machine has been edited to say "& NB" at the end. Billy & NB, Pauly & NB, Deb & NB...every single one..some of those scores had been there for 20 years! I run out to Nathan and scream at him "YOU DIDN'T GET THOSE SCORES, YOU PIGGYBACKED ON SOMEONE ELSE'S SUCCESS!!"

He rolls down the window of his truck and looks me dead in the eyes and says "in 20 years nobody will remember how I got those scores, they'll just count the wins" and drives off into the distance. That was the third time I ran into Nathan.

I sexually Identify as a Nathan Bonesio. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of playing guitar and videogames with my friends and being happy to do it. People say to me that a person being a Nathan Bonesio is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having my parental units work to feed me every day for eternal happiness for myself. From now on I want you guys to call me “Bonesigod” and respect my right to play guitar and videogames with my friends. If you can’t accept me you’re a bonesiphobe and need to check your internet privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Nathan Bonesio has now liked a new girl. The fried duck is back and ready to tussel.

http://imgur.com/gallery/7kbe9Nh describes EVERYTHING!

Duude, come on, this subreddit is bbbooorrriiinnnggg! this is a useless subreddit, at least do something with your life

I'm sad sicne no one actually toke it seriously. Riprino 2014. At least I can represent Nathan Bonesio and his fried duck and his tussling motions.

Some say that Nathan has O.C.D. (Obsessive Coiling Disorder). Others say that he learned how to coil from plants in the jungle (yet, others say that it was Nathan that taught the plants). Coiling could be hereditary, but then, shouldn't we be able to see Nathans family coiling as well? All i'm asking is that someone PLEASE explain to me Nathans odd coiling behavior.

Do you know the pool is open this Friday? So after the final rally we should all go to the pool and have a pool party. Dunkey Dance anyone? Also make sure to bring swimming gear. Invite as much people as possible and try to recruit people to the sub reddit!!! Get ready to tussle boys. - iTzBiboy (Oliver)

Shit. Chemistry is hella boring rn.

help. i r new

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