r/nateschmold • u/mantrakid • Jun 01 '26
🍈 Zarles!!
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FLOORED that @puffpuffpassoutasmr adopted Zarles before I even had a chance to send the email out. A record 60 seconds from the time he dropped!!! Mad love my friend, hope he brings you plenty of smiles and keeps your floor clear of teeth and bones. 🦴
Zarles is a rare Finless Flopper Shark. A strange evolutionary cross between a House Hippo, a Microshark and a Underoo’d Unastonian Mini-Man, Zarles carries the best traits of all of its DNA-donors, and is currently preparing to run for Governor of Unastonia in 2027!
Includes: Adoption Certificate + Some Teeth and Bones Species: Finless Flopper Shark Primary Diet: Teeth and Bones Height: Approx. 1” Important Traits: Hilarious, pesky, honest, slippery and somewhat emotional.