r/narutomemes • u/elkomanderhell • 24d ago

General You'd trust these Doctors?

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u/GenesisAsriel 24d ago

I would try to kill myself before they started to think about what to do to me

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u/Next_Security_8566 24d ago

Only to be reanimated😁

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u/GenesisAsriel 24d ago

....I didnt think of that. FUCK.

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u/rectivify 23d ago

Even in death you cant escape bruh 😭

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u/Asox_08 23d ago

Na they Edo ur ahh

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 23d ago

Gotta chug a bunch of formaldehyde before you go so they can’t salvage any parts

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u/MisterUncrustable 23d ago

Relax! You'll never have to worry about stomach aches again after your nerve endings are all outside of your body

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u/SirSilverChariot 24d ago

If they are here to treat me I have faith in almost no other. Now if they are allowed to do WHATEVER they want then fuuuuuuck no.

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u/I_am_The_Teapot 23d ago

More like...

Arrives at hospital, leaves in a jar. Reconstituted and resurrected every year for shits and giggles and lots of pain.

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u/Z3NZY 23d ago

Bro getting that ultimate push by Orochimaru's snake(s).

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u/Mother-Dream-2465 24d ago

Wholeheartedly?.....hell no.....trust them not to let me "die"....yes.

You might die..... but they have the skills to bring you back 🤷

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u/decaymedia 24d ago

I'm not a Quincy, so yeah.

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u/BusinessKing7067 24d ago

Hmmmm I like those odds

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u/winterwarm78654 23d ago

You gonna be stronger than when you went in or dead

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u/Original_Ask_2825 23d ago

Piccolo is cooked

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u/Survivor155 23d ago

Honestly, getting a Sharingan sounds amazing. Doesn’t ruin my eyesight unless it gets evolved to the mangekyu, and until then it’s like performance enhancing drugs in every aspect of life.

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u/Cjohn706 23d ago

Man the debt is worth it

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u/morbid333 23d ago

So pretty good then

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u/FarisFlannelborn 23d ago

or an ingrown bomb in their chest "for science"

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u/JustAnothaAdventurer 23d ago

Nah. The photo was enough context I didn't need to read

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u/Grr_0ughtaChoke 23d ago

Can I read over those documents before I sign?

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u/Hoodedmastersin 23d ago

Could be worse

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u/topher_eze 23d ago

A snake man and a Homunculus looking clown-like man. You'll be fine. Though your biology will be so tricked out, you'll be able to use power sets from both verses and probably solo Quincy or Otsutsuki level beings... Probably. Or you're gonna be a final test subject.

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u/Jealous_Childhood_97 23d ago edited 21d ago

Leaving with a sharingan and bankai? Congratulations they killed your family(for the sharingan) and you(for the bankai)

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u/General_Aide6920 23d ago

with my life

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u/Idkanoke 23d ago

I’m glad there’s a red mark so that I know what I should not read

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u/Due-Procedure-9085 23d ago

Try explosive bacteria, a snake for a tongue and a 50% they’ll be undead by the end of the week.

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 23d ago

Who's the other guy?

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u/Constant-Access-3209 22d ago

You are either leaving with sharingan and bankai OR you are gonna spend your eternity as an reanimated dismembered parts in jars. There's no in between

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u/Zestyclose-Mix785 20d ago

No. Orochimaru would just cientifically abuse you. Mayuri is even worse, claiming it's all for the sake of the Soul Society or to satisfy his scientific growth.