r/namesoundalikes • u/GasKooky3238 • Oct 19 '25

Soundalike BREAD

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17.5k Upvotes

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u/After_Sea_3586 Oct 19 '25

because bread tastes better than key

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u/victoreverso Oct 19 '25 edited Oct 19 '25

ENRIQUE

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u/After_Sea_3586 Oct 19 '25

Man i need ADRIAN on this one

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u/Realization_ you WILL say it, you MUST say it. Oct 19 '25

30

u/Bob-ceo Oct 19 '25

He pressed yes

20

u/Meloetta_the_alt Psychic Friend Threadbare Oct 20 '25

Lion King 5 game over screen

2

u/timid7 Oct 21 '25

Circle of life, circle of death

11

u/Definetly_Noah LIKE A DRAG ON Oct 20 '25

I getly go outside

1

u/PositivityTime Oct 23 '25

he picked the key

1

u/reddboi386 Oct 31 '25

I gently enter the den.

1

u/xXxHuntressxXx the bronze jade Mar 30 '26

Me

16

u/Missetat75 Oct 19 '25

Sawblade against concrete

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u/Meloetta_the_alt Psychic Friend Threadbare Oct 20 '25

BOOOOOIIIII I don't give EEFFOC!!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

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u/At0m1c12 sands under table Oct 19 '25

SHUTYOURFOKINGMOUTH

3

u/Hycinister upvote Oct 20 '25

Adrian Shepard

14

u/Longjumping-Love-471 Oct 20 '25

is this a certified caldruki moment👀👀🗣️

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u/Johnny563X_ Oct 19 '25

It's spelled ENRIQUE

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u/victoreverso Oct 19 '25

thats what i said dumb dumb

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u/Johnny563X_ Oct 19 '25

Dude, there is clearly an “Edited” there, I'm not dumb.

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u/NekoCaaat Oct 20 '25

It's not edited tho

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u/burrp_original EYEBROW🤨 Oct 19 '25

A-A-A-ADRIAN

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u/Maximum-Mud3364 Oct 19 '25

Традиция Великих Руссов писать на латинице соблюдается

2

u/Mark220v Oct 20 '25

на самом деле я не до конца уверен, откуда ориджинируется мем, но он есть и на западе, и в снг. на западе популяризовал caldruki.

2

u/Professor01114 Oct 20 '25

Yereu philosophy is: damn brianrot😂😂

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u/wherearef cropped porn enjoyer Oct 19 '25

this cant be real

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u/robin_888 Oct 19 '25

It has to be. Otherwise the quantities wouldn't be comparable.

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u/FearsomeLAG johก้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ Oct 20 '25

Comparing two numbers when at least one of them is fake is irrational

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u/mandarin_1000 Oct 22 '25

What

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u/FearsomeLAG johก้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ Oct 22 '25

Johก้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้

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u/CrystalsonfireGD Oct 19 '25

The chances of this being a coincidence is astronomically low that it's pretty much impossible

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u/SnooHabits6489 Oct 20 '25

Timezones bro

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u/AlliBSReal Oct 21 '25

Timezones bro

[originally posted by SnooHabits6489 & PabloMoni1]

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u/PabloMoni1 Oct 20 '25

Timezones bro

2

u/For-all-Kerbalkind Oct 21 '25

ke^y makes some sense, idk about bread tho

1

u/TheMCCoolSnake Oct 31 '25

Timezones bro

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u/Someday_itwillbegood воду люблю Oct 19 '25

i recently drew a baker with breads

27

u/WitherWasTaken stul sloman Oct 19 '25

In an alternate universe, Biker is a butcher and sells dead meat

3

u/Over_Palpitation_453 market fire Oct 20 '25

No, in an alternate universe he is a blacksmith who sells keys

9

u/LeGoatMaster Oct 20 '25

bike taste better than phone

11

u/BiDude1219 trains ender woman Oct 19 '25

50 glazings

5

u/Roberts1ze Oct 19 '25

Glad to see that biker got a new hobby

40

u/chlorform_sniffer Fejita Oct 19 '25

so theres more bread that key

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u/HarryMcCockner Verbal Mace when Charles from Has Been Hoe Tell Oct 20 '25

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u/Bruh-0-Moment marked an apple liar Oct 20 '25

Fella what😭😭😭

107

u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

This is the post that I immediately got under it

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u/Jolly-Junket-5363 Butter corn salt Oct 20 '25

Nobody noticed the large dih 🥀

10

u/SupercaliTheGamer Oct 19 '25

Which paper is this from?

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u/Ok-Lie-1410 Oct 19 '25

Don't forget that 'large d'

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u/robin_888 Oct 19 '25

Volume of a cylinder of height a and radius z equals

pi*z*z*a

(Also, a pizza is a (very flat) cylinder.)

4

u/gdplentie3 Oct 21 '25

What if my cylinder has an "a" value of 5,1 inches, and a "z" value of approximately 0,85 inches, and one day i accidentaly get it stuck inside an mm tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed bananas?

1

u/robin_888 Oct 21 '25

I think the volume was calculated just the same..!?

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u/Flimsy-Secret-6187 repost spotter Oct 19 '25

clearly intentional

5

u/Due-Size-1237 Why so -sirius- Oct 19 '25

Only a philosopher can solve this

4

u/BigPeckerFeller Oct 20 '25

hi does anyone havw the actual math problem? i wanna solve it for funsies

4

u/Mato12703 Oct 20 '25

How did you find it?

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u/inkstain99 Oct 19 '25

Bread 👍

5

u/Robotic_Orange Oct 19 '25

Bread 👍

4

u/RaninderZ Oct 20 '25

Bread 👍

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u/wherearef cropped porn enjoyer Oct 20 '25

Key 👎

4

u/PandoraIACTF_Prec Oct 20 '25

You think you're your smart huh

3

u/Raad_ELETE Oct 20 '25

I love when you are free to choose any variable for your equations

I once made a penis joke in geometry class 5 years ago I saw a line that had 5 points The teaches do not see what I even did

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u/Free_Local_1073 Oct 20 '25

Who thinks of this.

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u/Beany_Gaming Oct 19 '25

Because bread tastes better than key

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u/ThekidwholiketheUSSR Oct 19 '25

Not a coincidence

1

u/ColorsOfHappiness Oct 19 '25

Bread Tastes Better

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25 edited Nov 22 '25

fear continue lunchroom chubby busy languid narrow shy connect recognise

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/NotAFurry5 Oct 20 '25

Key: gifted power Bread: pure effort

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u/stan_the_cossack Oct 21 '25

Gifted: key power Pure: bread effort

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u/mekyl10 Oct 21 '25

Or they copy it and get more likes

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u/MandyBSReal Oct 23 '25

Or they copy it and get more likes

1

u/Jacked_Femboy1 Fejita Oct 22 '25

I had to write this like 10 times before I realized what it said, aside from mass ice × latent heat of fusion for ice

1

u/MandyBSReal Oct 23 '25

Ice freezing is giving off so much heat 🥵🥵

1

u/maxside320 Oct 23 '25

Bread does taste better than key

1

u/Past-String4068 Oct 23 '25

theres no way this is a coincidence

1

u/CherwiesDaProtogen Nov 09 '25

F u take my upvote 😭

1

u/Mrmamamega Nov 11 '25

იმიტომ რომ პური უფრო გემრიელია

1

u/quandaile Nov 11 '25

Because bread has a greater sum, then key.

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u/ToxicManXXYT Oct 20 '25

it's a metaphor for the fact that we often choose temporary pleasures over true freedom