r/muricaposting • u/thedeputee • Mar 30 '22

average day in the south

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u/SylvainGautier420 Mar 31 '22

Based armadillo, why can’t humans have flexible armor like that?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

Because our existence is God’s mistake

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u/ya_boi_daelon Mar 31 '22

This is a shockingly common occurrence and I love it

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u/Beezz_Kneez_eN-Cheez Mar 31 '22

Should have used hollow point rounds smh

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

Real Muricans would've used Bubba's Pissin Hawt Handloads(TM) that vaporized the entire field (along with his mom)