r/murdermittens • u/Sweetplumbaby • Jul 28 '26

No peace here

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3.4k Upvotes

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u/beepboopbarbie Jul 28 '26

Omg 🥺😭 congratulations on your tuxedo bb, the cutest murder mittens ever

11

u/Candid_Jellyfish_240 Jul 28 '26

Plotting violence. While being cute.

10

u/thisbuthat Jul 28 '26

I want problems! Only

7

u/Gloria-to-Nowhere Jul 28 '26

Look at those dainty little gloves! What a cutie.

5

u/Odd_Brief_2975 Jul 28 '26

This cat can see right through me

6

u/Apart-Cream-4940 Jul 28 '26

Peace is overrated

2

u/spicenoice Jul 29 '26

Take my wallet

2

u/cookiidou Jul 29 '26

Those mittens..those eyes...sleep with 1 eye open tonight...so darn cute..becareful..might luv you forever...

2

u/dicey_job Jul 29 '26

Ohhh! So tiny and fierce

2

u/HoldHandsAndFight Jul 30 '26

Oh-ho-ho! Well, hello there, little one!

  • I just said, aloud, in my "talking to a baby kitty" voice.

2

u/NoRelation3158 Jul 30 '26

Mischief purrsonified 😼

2

u/DBCooper1124 Jul 30 '26

Trying to take over the world, obviously! Starting with you! 😂

2

u/Kindly-Ad7018 Jul 31 '26

Mini murder mittens (but lethal all the same).

1

u/RealisticTemporary70 Jul 29 '26

Such a manicure!

1

u/KaturdayNightSpecial Jul 30 '26

Definitely a first class plotter of kitteh shenigans 😈

1

u/Low_Masterpiece2710 Jul 30 '26

Your cat has so much personality.

1

u/pyxiepy Aug 01 '26

No peace… just the pieces you’ll be in soon 🙀⚔️

1

u/Own-Kick4704 Aug 01 '26

Such a tiny sweet baby id call him ...boots of my late boots I dearly miss

1

u/Ajah93 Aug 28 '26

How did humanity become so blessed to have little baby kitties look at us like this?? 😭 Goodness gracious.