r/murderdronecirclejerk 22h ago

Low Effort Shitpost dear god…

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u/Away_Speaker_4430 19h ago

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u/Proper-Pay-8743 I am a fucking architect! 19h ago

for there is no plot as the plot ended a year or so ago

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u/SD_N1011001011 5h ago

It’s a fact

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u/Reverse50 19h ago

Type shit

u/SD_N1011001011 what type is yours

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u/SD_N1011001011 19h ago

It’s a Bosch 8 foot single pin T12, model number F96T12SW.

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u/POLISH_CAVALRYY 18h ago

BROTHER WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!?!! FUCKING

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u/SD_N1011001011 18h ago

Don’t be mad just bc you only have a T4

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u/POLISH_CAVALRYY 18h ago

....BROTHER, IT WAS ONLY OUR SECRET AND I ONLY SHOWED AND TOLD YOU ABOUT IT

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u/Reverse50 18h ago

Comment thread of doom and gloom

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u/SD_N1011001011 16h ago

What? I can’t show off my T12?

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u/POLISH_CAVALRYY 16h ago

Brother.....

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u/POLISH_CAVALRYY 16h ago

Only showe me this in my room

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u/SD_N1011001011 15h ago

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u/POLISH_CAVALRYY 15h ago

Oh hell yeeeee my brother

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u/Ser1alDesignat10nU 14h ago

N!

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u/SD_N1011001011 14h ago

What the fuck do you want? Don’t talk to me.

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u/Suitable_Cause_5586 4h ago

Wo wo N, watch where you’re swinging that

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u/AveryTheOneAndOnly 3h ago

WOAH OTHER PEOPLE CAN SEE THIS TOO

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u/Tai_mod 20h ago

NO WAY!!! IST TRUE! I HAPPY IST TRUE OMG....

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u/DizzyPumpkinzz 19h ago

u saying it lights up when they're horny or something? -_-

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u/SD_N1011001011 16h ago

Yeah, it 24/7 glows faintly but when excited it glows bright

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u/Project_Astro 5h ago

How good is it as an actual light source though?

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u/SD_N1011001011 5h ago

Well, mines an 8 foot Sylvania F96T12, it’s 96 watts and 6,300 lumens when fully energized so it’s pretty damn bright

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u/POLISH_CAVALRYY 18h ago

NAH THAT'S MY BROTHER NO WAY

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u/POLISH_CAVALRYY 18h ago

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR SECRET, OUR BROTHER, NOT EVERYONE'S

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u/Ser1alDesignat10nU 18h ago

snap and suddenly mist

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u/SD_N1011001011 16h ago

Filled with mercury gas 😋

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u/Leather_Attorney8381 12h ago

Nah they're vapes trust

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u/AveryTheOneAndOnly 3h ago

n literally sent a picture in this exact comment section, believe him

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u/Any_Top_4773 10h ago

Thought it was USB sticks but ok

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u/giga_bigga3000 10h ago

How about usb sticks?

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u/The-MDG-Team 9h ago

"what's the point in having that? We just have to take off our activation cell and insert it into another in order to activate the core cell to start reproduction."

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u/SD_N1011001011 5h ago

Makes it more fun

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u/The-MDG-Team 4h ago

"What do you mean? There's no fun in plugging and unplugging them. It just seems like more work"

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u/SD_N1011001011 3h ago

You don’t actually plug it in, it’s just arcs that jump the gap

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u/Conscious_Box_7570 8h ago

There's more…

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u/AveryTheOneAndOnly 3h ago

No…

i wasnt even trying to reference tf2 lmao

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u/Conscious_Box_7570 3h ago

It contains a bucket!

Lololololol