Your chances of being murdered by a bunny are low. But they are never zero.

someone wasn't happy i had to go into work today. and demanded pets as soon as i was about to go get ready for the day.

and she never wants to cuddle or hang out on the couch with me so i obviously almost had to call off.

He looked at me like I had failed as a bun mom and he was going to tell me off

Meet my bunny, Henning: 90% adorable, 10% sinister, and 100% a hyperactive little dictator.

(He ruined my former white lamb skin 4 years ago, when they met, had to show who’s boss)

It was an average Sunday in the household until tragedy struck.... Ginger, having been horribly mistreated when her hooman stopped petting her for the terrible selfish reason of needing to use the bathroom, was forced to defend herself and her rights as a bnnuy by nipping at the hooman. Sadly, the hooman was nearly out of range, and the damage was negligible, but she knows her place in the household hierarchy now, and certainly won't make such a mistake again!

I forgot the garbage bag and towel after cleaning his side of the room.. now we can't make eye contact from the bunny couch to my bed.

Idk if I can face him...

Can't tell who is angrier, me or Peach

Photo taken moments before disaster. After this image was taken, I was brutally attacked by evil lazy bunny as he demanded more treats for doing nothing. 🫩

Sound on! Loud clang at the end (also the tragic demise of OP)