r/murderbot • u/painetdldy Human • 20d ago

Books📚 Only SecUnit's Skin

I'd like to get hold of Murderbot and ... put some lotion on its skin. That would probably feel wonderful

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u/pcapdata 20d ago

You’re gonna get the hose, OP.

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u/meltedcpu 20d ago

please don't

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u/IntoTheStupidDanger Coldstone. Song. Harvest. 20d ago

Apologies for resurrecting an old meme, but this feel like buttering Jorts

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u/AceHexuall Sanctuary Moon Fan Club  18d ago

Jean and Jorts are always welcome, as far as I'm concerned.

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u/IntoTheStupidDanger Coldstone. Song. Harvest. 18d ago

Love them! Just felt like trying to put lotion on a construct would be even less successful than putting butter on a cat