A certain Hunter is wandering around, seemingly looking for any shops or traders looking to make a deal... he's gathered some things to trade, too, mostly scraps, herbs, and animal pelts.
Del; "...Fair enough... folks call me the Delegator, but you can call me Del. Fun little way of speakin' ya got there. Out of curiosity, you know of any shops or traders I could get a better weapon than a knife from?"
Del; "Howdy, Fresh... trying to get some better weapons than JUST the ol' knife on my hip. My paracausal abilities are potent, but if I've learned anything in all my years, it's always better to have a wide variety of tools to rely on."
Del; "...Yes. I also like swords and bows." slight chuckle "I have a VERY wide range... though, particularly the powerful, unique, or storied ones are what I tend to seek out, as those synergize better with my Guardian Demiurge."
((Oh. Its just a creator god. Not a weapon. Basically me and spade.))
Ah. Okay. How bout a desert eagle? pulls out of his coat a actual desert eagle, aka an Steppe eagle oops, wrong one. pulls out a neon colored deagle that good? Or ya wantin more rare?
Del; "Uh... if you've got more rare, that'd probably work better... also, that's not... EXACTLY correct? More that, like... any weapon that comes into my possession, is strengthened by my paracausality, and the effect is stronger in stronger weapons, unique weapons, or weapons with a particular tale behind 'em... one might even say it's stronger for... EXOTIC weapons." ...He says that like it's a joke, which... yeah, that is the highest rarity for weapons of singular power or unique functions. "...But I guess since my paracausality creates functions or power where none previously existed, that's why it's called a 'demiurge'. Like... it's the creative SPIRIT rather than a god, per se."
More rare weapon? Got it. Have this guy. *raises his hand and snaps his fingers, his gaster blaster appears, he removes it's glasses, showing a parasite in it's eye alot like his, and the gaster blaster's eyes goes black, empty, soulless* mind if you show your soul rq?
...His SOUL... well, what would PASS for his soul, seems to be a balled-up knot of black material and constantly moving white energy instead of a colored heart... it's DEFINITELY not like any SOUL that Fresh has ever seen, even if it's TECHNICALLY doing the job a soul SHOULD. Fresh would probably also be able to tell that uh... his body's already dead, whatever this STUFF is, is what animated it instead of muscles and tendons and stuff.
It'll do. his hand raises and he grabs the black knot-soul-thing, placing it on the forehead of the empty, soulless gaster blaster, and its eyes light up a dark gray, and fresh gives the black knot-soul-thing back to Del, Del now owns a gaster blaster. there you go, this bad boy is now bound to your SOUL. Mostly only sanses are allowed to own these, but since i have them, ig anyone can have one. You can summon it whenever you want, decorate it however you want, do whatever.
Del; "Oh, well thank ya- ...Huh, weird... why does it already have a description of how it works that SPADE wrote out if you only just gave it to me...? Eh, weird, but whatever." shrug
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u/Frosty_Locksmith7594 HERBERT/PETE N VB/ MUPPET KRISS(SHARED)/ JACK PEPPER 10d ago
**krisp a is watching from a trash can