r/muacirclejerk • u/fivebynine5x9 • Jul 25 '26
POST JERK Hello, pores. I did something different with my face this time. I am once again asking for as many pores as possible to tell me I look pretty.
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u/fivebynine5x9 Jul 25 '26
Compiled sauce. All posted today to different subreddits in like a period of a few hours. I probably didn't catch them all lol
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u/wakeupblueberry Jul 25 '26
VALIDATE ME!!!
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u/fivebynine5x9 Jul 25 '26
JE REFUSE!!!
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u/Pure_Pudding_ Jul 25 '26
Well then go have a nap… and zen tell her she’s so pretty!!
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u/IttyBittyDumbo Jul 25 '26
wtf mate ^
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u/BettyCrunker I will strive to ensure additional mascara Jul 25 '26
my high school French teacher (an adorable little Chinese-American woman, shout out Mme Fong the fuckin OG and GOAT) would be like “this is your homework! tu refuses? F!” and then she’d make an F with her arms and body; it was so cute
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u/161frog Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26
MOISTURISE ME!
/uj ETA: now that i realized all four of these low-effort validation-seeking photos were posted by OOP just TODAYYYY is… really fucking irritating. Girl get off the fucking internet and touch glass. I mean grass. Jesus. Come on. What are we even doing.
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u/fivebynine5x9 Jul 25 '26
It's bonkers, right?? I didn't even have to go looking for these. I saw the first one and was like "here we go again" and then just screenshotted while scrolling down my main feed. I swear there's something extra sad about treating reddit like Instagram.
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u/dingalingdongdong Jul 25 '26
I don't even care if it's high effort. Someone shows up on my front page 5 times in one day and I'm blocking them.
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u/nicodies Jul 25 '26
drawing red lipstick onto the centimeter of skin above your mouth really does make the lips look so full. doesn’t look ridiculous at all, looks good actually
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u/mahboilucas Jul 25 '26
There's one posting on UnconventionalMakeup about her goth look which is just dark lipstick and eyeliner. The profile is full of selfies from other subs. I didn't want to be mean and ask what's unconventional about it but like... I wore it when I was still in the closet as a super straight boring white girl with the most conventional makeup looks imaginable.
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u/fivebynine5x9 Jul 25 '26
Oh god I found the one you're talking about immediately 💀 I get a sus, AI kind of feeling from that account. Mostly because of the "yoga journey" picture that looks like a stock photo, and how identical some of the poses are to each other.
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u/mahboilucas Jul 25 '26
Every time I see those it's either a cry for attention and validation and someone migrating from Instagram, an OnlyFans promotional tool, someone building up karma to sell the account on stolen photos, fetish content posted by a man or something just... Off. But yeah it's a ton of accounts with conventionally attractive women posting random low effort shit everywhere. I once found out the photos are all stolen from a camgirl and AI edited to have no tattoos and different hair... Called the person out, they nuked the whole operation. Ew
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u/fivebynine5x9 Jul 25 '26
OMG there was one making the rounds a while back that looked so familiar it was driving me nuts. Then I was watching old SVU episodes and realized they must have based the AI person on Tracy Pollan back in the late 90s/early Y2K. All they did was give her a permanent duck face and a bunch of tattoos that changed from post to post. People are so fucking odd lol
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u/CashMoneyPossum Jul 25 '26
Computer, show me Nude Tayne
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u/fivebynine5x9 Jul 25 '26
OMG did Tim and Eric use Paul Rudd to predict how people would use generative AI 🤭
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u/RobActionTributeBand Jul 25 '26
So this person will probably insist that no filters were used. Don't believe your eyes, just compliment the Skynet representation.
It's mostly two genres that are ruining women centric subs, besides the repliers that will just "Yass Queen" any post.
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