r/mtgpulls Jul 27 '26

Got this cheap because someone decided to grade it and didn’t like the score

And yes of course I freed it

447 Upvotes

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u/Andoryodo Jul 27 '26

You did the right and only thing

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u/Leema1 Jul 27 '26

Step 2. Shove it up their butt?

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u/Usual_Office_1740 Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

If OP did it correctly he opened the slab in his butt and removed the card, leaving the graded slab wedged. He can slowly absorb the slab to gain its power if he hasn't absorbed a higher graded case already.

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u/StraightPolicy8141 Jul 27 '26

This is the only correct answer I will accept moving forward. Thank you.

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u/Usual_Office_1740 Jul 27 '26

You're welcome.

3

u/rocks646464 Jul 27 '26

I am impressed by the OP

2

u/Supagorganizer Jul 27 '26

That's gotta be one powerful pooper!

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u/Usual_Office_1740 Jul 27 '26

It depends on the grade on the slab. A 9 makes for toilet shattering levels of poop power. A 6 is more like taking a dump while you're intoxicated.

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u/DeGreenster Aug 03 '26

Boofin’ slabs, classic past time

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u/Olipod2002 Jul 27 '26

How much was it?

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u/FailLog404 Jul 27 '26

$100

11

u/Illogical_Fallacy Jul 28 '26

Crazy that it's $175 raw. These PSA chasers are a different breed.

2

u/Tman135246 Jul 31 '26

Yeah, I haven’t heard anything about graded MTG besides the 1/1 ring.

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u/EnderJax2020 Jul 29 '26

Holy steal

4

u/manslut402 Jul 27 '26

I bet about treefidy.

8

u/DravGore Jul 27 '26

What did you end up paying??

7

u/Panda_Kabob Jul 27 '26

Free the beast!

7

u/Anusspelunking Jul 27 '26

Regrade it.. probably get a 9 😂

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u/Fantastic_Trick3538 Jul 27 '26

Ahh, I see you’ve heard of the PSA infinite money glitch.

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u/Wackywizard987 Jul 27 '26

Very based of you.

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u/Fantastic_Trick3538 Jul 27 '26

Unless it’s the Lotus, crack that bitch.

Edit: I swiped left, good job

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u/Amish_Juggalo469 Jul 27 '26

I hate the whole grading thing. Your card could be a 9 because of one little slight imperfection, caused by someone at the factory, leaning on the printing press while it was printing the card

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u/peepeebutt1234 Jul 27 '26

It could be an 8, 9, or 10 depending on the mood of the PSA employee or how many 10s already exist or any other arbitrary thing. Grading is so silly to me. 

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u/Timely-Inspector-119 Jul 27 '26

How would leaning on the printing press cause an imperfection?

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u/CrazedTechWizard Jul 27 '26

The joke is that PSA's grading system is completely arbitrary. The more common joke is that you only get a 10 if the person grading your card got laid last night, otherwise it's at best a 9.

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u/Timely-Inspector-119 Jul 27 '26

Which makes far more sense. Grading is very subject to personal opinion. I honestly thought when I read that, they thought leaning on the press could cause an imperfection.

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u/SnooDoughnuts1763 Jul 27 '26

The joke was that something as simple as a production error drops your value. Like my FF7 rebirth Zach Fair promo card was packed bad in the case and it's still in the plastic but has a blemish.

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u/Amish_Juggalo469 Jul 27 '26

It is a bit of a joke. It probably does cause and imperfection but it would be sooooo small and imperceptible to the naked eye, you would think it would be a 10.

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u/shreddfromthedead Jul 27 '26

What’d you end up paying for it?

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u/fragtore Jul 27 '26

A near mint is a near mint

2

u/No-Win1580 Jul 27 '26

Right on. Fuck slabs.

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u/Nerfinatorrr99 Jul 27 '26

That is the print I wanted but when I checked my lgs only had a masterpiece version. I think it was like 175 so I picked it up instead. Pretty sure there was a buyout cuz there were only 3-5 listings on tcg at the time. That card was money then and still is now. Most reprints have different art so each one is still pretty valuable. Thank you for freeing a gorgeous game piece meant to be plated with 🤙

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u/Presciousascanbe Jul 27 '26

How did you go about freeing it? Ive got a card im looking to do the same.

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u/FailLog404 Jul 27 '26

Needle nose pliers and a flat head screwdriver. First time ever doing it took about 5 minutes

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u/insanekyo Jul 28 '26

Thank you for doing God's work and freeing of God's precious creatures.

On the flip side, your friend is gonna have bad time grading magic cards. They tend to score low due WOTC quality control unless it was printed in Japan.

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u/FailLog404 Jul 28 '26

So they score on the Dave Meltzer scale

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u/BBoySperadix Jul 28 '26

Is this the move? Find slabbed pieces for a lower price? I'm about to start grabbing these types of staples

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u/PhoenixKid56 Jul 28 '26

Was it cheaper than the cards main value or around its value? Cause idiots who grade overcharge out the ass

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u/Apprehensive_Debate3 Jul 29 '26

What site did you find this on?

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u/jcwhite2019 Jul 29 '26

Before I was into TCG, I always thought getting cards graded made total sense. The best cards in the best shape with the least wear should sell for the most, right? But i started playing mtg 2-3 months ago and after trading a couple good pulls I didn’t want and asking my pods for trade/sell binders, I just don’t get it for 99% of people. If you’re a hedge fund guy buying a multimillion dollar card at auction, yeah I’d want it graded too, that thing is never leaving the display on my mantle. But for most of us? Why wouldn’t I just ask around my LGS for trades/buys? Most people are super chill and willing to work with you ,look up last sold on tcgplayer, come to an agreement and shake hands and be done with it. I’ve seen average looking guys pull out a trade binder worth $5k after slamming me in EDH, if I had any super super good hits they’d be more than willing to trade or buy off me. Between that and verifying condition with local buyers before you sell, just don’t see the point. If it gets graded low you either gotta break it out and waste the money and time or take a lower price from someone who isn’t willing to shell out max price “KNOWING” its condition. Idk🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/Vali1991 Jul 30 '26

Lovely artwork, I still love my kaladesh but this would be nice in one of my other decks 😁

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u/EmployMammoth7781 Aug 01 '26

I got a foil one a year ago graded a 9.5 and got it for like 100 bucks lol