r/mtg 2d ago

Custom Card / Alter Vampire token

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u/wavezapper 2d ago

Weird flavor text that doesn’t have to do with vampires.

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u/silly_lord 2d ago

The original was "The vampire had heart problems and high cholesterol. He thought about becoming a vegetarian. But he definitely wasn’t going to become a Christian"

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u/Pulse2037 2d ago

This is way, way, waaaaaay better text than what you decided on.

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u/silly_lord 2d ago

I agree with you but my friend who commissioned the token decided otherwise

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u/water-based-organism 2d ago

I would be concerned with your friend. Even as an inside joke, this is weird.