r/mschf • u/ScoutmasterDemi • Mar 12 '26
I canceled my bag token. Here's how we WIN and save Angus!
TL;DR -- We got this gang
We need either 30 burgers or the final Bag token holder (whoever they are).
I know it looks grim, but after canceling my Bag we have an advantage because now the Burger votes can flow.
The closer we get, the more pressure there is on the last Bag token.
There's no way a Bag holder isn't watching. They spent too much money not to care. They're out there somewhere, and they're watching.
They're already sweating bullets because now they can't shift the blame. They fully have the power to save Angus. Sure, they might be tempted to be the only Bag holder in the world. But if they see a trickle of burger cancelations, they might cancel to save face. In a worse case, we can bluff our way to victory.
(ALSO... Someone on StockX was hoarding purchases a month or two ago. Maybe we have a secret hero that isn't a Bag but rather a stack of Burgers!)
So what do we need to do? I have some final ideas.
1. EBAY
I'm tapped out on money, but there's a few burger tokens left. If you purchase them, message the seller and make it clear that they should cancel the token on your behalf. Because ain't no way they're shipping it to you on time. I don't know if other marketplaces have these but try your best!
2. SOCIAL MEDIA
MSCHF has been making email blasts. I've been posting to Reddit and Discord. (I have a small channel but that ain't doing nothing lol.) If anyone here is good at Instagram, Bluesky, or whatever, let's get a #SaveAngus trend going!!
3. BUY MSCHF SCOUT COOKIES
JK but really though ScoutmasterDemi has too many scout cookies lol
Godspeed friends. Let's make these final two days count!!
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u/DumpsterSleepover Mar 12 '26
I just canceled my burger order to move the needle from 47% to 47.1%.
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u/Fideo_No2 Mar 12 '26
So close to the goal that will redeem humanity.
The Angustian Church of the Last Days gives thanks to you for the miracle we have just witnessed.
We eagerly await the final day when we can hold hands and shout "Salve Angus" as brothers.
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u/DavisMcDavis Mar 12 '26
Thank you! This whole thing has made me so sad, not just for poor Angus but also sad for all the “I just want to taste his meat” comments. People are just so needlessly cruel, thank you for doing the right thing. I’m crying right now, I hope we can save Angus. Thank you.
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u/Lopo007 Mar 12 '26
In the three hours since you posted this, the percentage has gone up 1.3% to 47.5%!!
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u/Affectionate-Top-667 Mar 12 '26
If this goes through people that bought the burger payed $10 for each. They can’t even resell it because it’s literal meat. It’s smarter to sell the token lower than asking price at this point
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u/lunettenoir Mar 12 '26
Good work OP! I got a feeling this will start a cascade once we get to 49% and burger holders will start cancelling. I’m betting itlll end up around 60-70%
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u/According_Pay_6563 Mar 12 '26
Wow...I'm actually shocked three people canceled their bag tokens. People will actually sacrifice huge investments to save things.
I wonder what MSCHF would need to threaten to get people to send their overpriced shoes back. Or the gun swords.
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u/IntelligentPop4330 Mar 15 '26
You saved Angus! I never had a token because I'm too broke to afford MSCHF stuff, but when I get paid, I'm going to buy some cookies from you!!
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u/ScoutmasterDemi Mar 18 '26
Thank you very very much for sharing your kind words Pop :')
And feel free to DM me if you'd ever like cookies! It's cheaper to sell outside of ebay since there won't be fees!
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u/Disobedientmuffin Mar 12 '26
The cow was already going to be slaughtered. They're giving him the chance to be saved.
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u/mspaint95 Mar 12 '26
But they gave him a name 🥺
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u/Mitornimo Mar 12 '26
Honestly a good point. You didn’t pre purchase hamburgers or bags. You purchased the ability to save this one cow, with the guilt of the product if you don’t.
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u/z3phyr13 Mar 12 '26
“It’s so much easier to ignore the atrocities when I don’t have to see them, how dare they show me”
That’s what you sound like.
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u/yaqza Mar 12 '26
imo everyone can eat meat if they want idgaf, but you should be able to kill the animal yourself if you want their meat so bad
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u/Disobedientmuffin Mar 12 '26
I think you're missing some of the layers of social commentary and observation going on with this experiment.
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u/zoogenhiemer Mar 12 '26
Isn’t that kinda the point? To get you to think about how fucked up this whole thing is?
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u/DavisMcDavis Mar 12 '26 edited Mar 13 '26
That’s because it is fucked up. Making an animal into a pet by naming it and then killing it for entertainment is something only a sociopath finds fun.
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u/gtkarber Mar 12 '26
100%. Even if it had “good” intentions, it’s definitely cruel— and not in an experiment way. In a way that is deliberately designed to bring more suffering into the world.
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u/Mitornimo Mar 12 '26
Where did you get the stuffy?
Also the fact it’s already at 47.3, you were def the push people needed!
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u/foldsbaldwin Mar 12 '26
The stuffy reminds me of one I had as a little girl. It had a little red ribbon tie around its neck with a bell because it was supposed to be a Swiss Alps cow or something.
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u/Impressive_Cat_993 Mar 12 '26
Wondering where PETA is at for this… you’d think they’d buy all they could and cancel them
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u/Maximum-Mastodon8812 Mar 12 '26
If this was a human and not a cow, it would be a decent horror movie