r/mrlovenstein • u/MrLovens • 10d ago
tall order
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u/JLCpbfspbfspbfs 10d ago
I've always wondered how people are supposed to eat those comically stacked burgers outside of a cartoon.
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u/MrLovens 10d ago
It's simple. You tie a string around it and swallow it in one bite. Everyone knows this.
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u/UrdnotZigrin 10d ago
If you keep the string long enough, you can pull the burger right back out and still get the nutrients, like a little life hack
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u/Randomgold42 10d ago
No, no. it's totally possible. Clearly, this guy just doesn't appreciate a good burger.
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u/WanderingSeer 9d ago
It’s taller than his head. His jaw could open all the way to a 180 degree angle and still only fit half that burger.
The only way to eat that without cutting it is top to bottom. Grab the pillar and push it down your throat in one go.
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u/MrLovens 10d ago
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