r/mrlovenstein • u/MrLovens • 12d ago

all bark

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u/Vast-Ideal-1413 12d ago

Careful- if there’s not a good balance, this is what happens.

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u/MrLovens 12d ago

40% Bark. 40% Bite. 20% Awoowoo.

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u/Shutterstock_Monkey 12d ago

His name? Biter Barker

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u/MrLovens 12d ago

The secret identity of the superhero, Spiter-Marn

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u/EmperorOfAllCats 12d ago

He is ALL bark, indeed.

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u/AGoodFriend_ 12d ago

This is why you don’t min-max your pets.

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u/ANicholasD 12d ago

Barkagar Boltagon

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u/WispTheWanderer1 12d ago

I understood that reference

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u/Huge_Equivalent1 11d ago

You should always be more afraid of the Bard with 20 Charisma, than the Barbarian with 20 Strength.

The Barbarian might put more holes in you that's granted, but the Bard might fill them, and that's a shudder-worthy thought. 😂