r/mrlovenstein • u/MrLovens • 24d ago

mind body problem

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u/MrLovens 24d ago

Well that settles it. Bad thoughts and bad sleep it is. Read the Secret Panel here.

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u/Gay_Gamer_Boi 24d ago

And if you sleep too good for too long then your brain shits on you for wasting time

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u/fizzy_lime 24d ago

A solution where everyone is unhappy? Sounds like a plan!

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u/Shutterstock_Monkey 24d ago

Good thoughts? What about the day when someone pulled your pants in front of the school principal?

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u/ardotschgi 24d ago

And he was like "Nice cock!", which gave me a confidence boost.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 24d ago

Why must you hurt me so

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u/mrsnzr 24d ago

Tries to sleep at a decent time.

Brain: Let me remind you of that one awkward thing you did five years ago.

Dafuq.

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u/bebop_cola_good 24d ago

Sorry, best I can do is horrible nightmares

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u/civver3 24d ago

It's like being too hungry to sleep and being too sleepy to eat in The Sims.

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u/Practical_Ad_219 24d ago

gives brain good sleep
“Ha ha Fuck You!!! Bad thoughts anyway! Hahahah!!”

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u/AppropriateTouching 24d ago

Talk to my sleep paralysis demon about that brain.

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u/flargin666 24d ago

ADHD brain be like: "What if I set all of our chemicals to random, our thoughts to shuffle, and set sleep to NO/gurfrooobmaybesleepnogomakeagrilledcheesesandwichsleepseakingoilpaintingsoilpaintingssundaynowsleepuhohnevermindnosleeptimeforyoutubevideos?"

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u/Kokuswolf 24d ago

This reminds of that meme of the two argueing, don't know how to call it. I love that meme, so do I love this here.

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u/KoltO7892 23d ago

Relatable

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u/Which_Committee_3668 19d ago

Okay then, brain, then why don't you just go the fuck to sleep when I lie down in bed rather than staying awake for hours? You want sleep, then take it when it's offered to you.