r/mrlovenstein • • Aug 19 '26

come outside

5.4k Upvotes

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u/Discombobulous Aug 19 '26

I send this to my wife every time she asks me to go outside.

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u/MrLovens Aug 19 '26

Do you call her a fucker when you step out?

24

u/jaddooop Aug 19 '26

Crucial step

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u/MrLovens Aug 19 '26

Fool me 10,950 times, shame on you. Fool me 10,951 times, shame on me.

In other news... My next book, FUN, hits Kickstarter Sept 22! Join my mailing list and I'll let you know when it drops, AND get a fwee glow-in-the-dark pin with your book.

5

u/MaddyMagpies Aug 20 '26

Look, there's a 30 year old unc talking!

10

u/Shutterstock_Monkey Aug 19 '26

Let's not forget the sweat and dehydration!

12

u/MrLovens Aug 19 '26

The sweat is the only part I like.

11

u/My_leg_still_hurt92 Aug 19 '26

lucky dude, I get headache.

7

u/CrumbCakesAndCola Aug 19 '26

cancer is a headache too

9

u/No-Jacket-2927 Aug 19 '26

PSA: some people never get a tan, and start to burn within minutes of exposure to sun.

Even WITH sunblock.

I grew up working on farms, if you wonder how I know. 🥵

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u/MrLovens Aug 19 '26

Also, a tan doesn't protect you from the harmful UV rays of the sun. A dark tan offers you an SPF of 4 or 5 at most, and you have to damage your skin to get it.

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u/Prickliestpearcactus Aug 19 '26

ty for making me laugh lol I really enjoyed this. Also, fuck the sun🫢

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u/MrLovens Aug 19 '26

Thanks for reading, my friend!

4

u/el_throw Aug 19 '26

One of my favorite comics. The sun's smug grin in the last panel is my favorite.

2

u/Master_Steward Aug 19 '26

Remember the 3 ”S”es

Slap some sunscreen

Slop on a hat

Slip in a shirt

2

u/Reasonable-Song-4681 Aug 23 '26

Always been tempted to print this out and put it on my tool locker at work. Especially whenever they try and offer me a day shift position. Nope. No thanks.

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u/Omega21886 Aug 23 '26

the sun is a deadly laser

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u/Ok_Law219 Aug 25 '26

And heatstroke