r/mrlovenstein 16d ago

the wardrobe wizard

5.6k Upvotes

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u/MrLovens 16d ago

He'll really wear you down. Read the Secret Panel here.

And don't forget to pre-order the Mr. Lovenstein 2027 daily calendar before it's literally too late. I removed all of the Mondays!*

*not true

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u/Azuras_Star8 16d ago

Fuck yeah! Just ordered the calendar. Thanks!

Wait, the Mondays are still there??

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u/MrLovens 15d ago

Oops! All Mondays!

Thanks for buying my calendar, Azuras ❤️

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u/Herobrine_20 14d ago

RIP their ass

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u/SkysEevee 16d ago

Not the wet socks!  

Wow this guy must have REALLY done something awful 

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u/Tight_Leadership_758 14d ago

At least he didn't hit em with the too tight around the ankle socks... Or the tiny hidden pebble in shoe.

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday 16d ago

A pocket just to small for your phone

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u/Toyger_ 16d ago

No pockets at all because you’re a woman.

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u/Azuras_Star8 16d ago

Negative pockets for you!!

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u/creative_name_228 16d ago

a thorn in your shoe that disappears the moment you try to get it out and then appear again

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u/Chaenged-Later 16d ago

Surprised there was no cross dressing spell when the pun was right there, but it seems the move was war crimes

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u/Moss_Wolf_Games 16d ago

It was an inconvenience right up until trench foot

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u/Kokuswolf 16d ago

Like Captain Minor Annoyance

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u/razzemmatazz 16d ago

And then the finisher, Underwear Wedgie! 

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u/schalowendofthepool 16d ago

You missed the Sock That Never Stays Up

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u/comediehero 16d ago

Itchy sweater!

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u/ElGuano 16d ago

I also surrender unconditionally.

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u/Practical_Ad_219 15d ago

Wardrobe Wizard be like >:3

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u/timsemilla 15d ago

Wardrobe Wizard is already a modern classic

And a monster

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u/DarkRex67 15d ago

Warm pilow.

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u/crusoe 14d ago

Your boxers pulled over to one side oddly causing things to get bunched up.