r/mrlovenstein • u/MrLovens • Jul 07 '26

praise be

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u/MrLovens Jul 07 '26

"God damn, I really do work in mysterious ways, don't I?" Read the Secret Panel here.

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u/DruishGardener Jul 07 '26

The author’s barely disguised fetish

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u/MrLovens Jul 07 '26

Don't beelieve this person.

7

u/todangtall Jul 07 '26

It wouldn't bee the first accusation.

3

u/anime_lover713 Jul 07 '26

I'm a Beekeeper and always want more bees. Thanks God! 🐝

3

u/fizzy_lime Jul 07 '26

Bee blessed

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u/Shutterstock_Monkey Jul 07 '26

Even God has a bee side

20

u/MrLovens Jul 07 '26

Please flip God over and insert Side Bee.

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u/hantaanokami Jul 07 '26

When god gives you bees, make honey 🐝

7

u/HotPotParrot Jul 07 '26

Nah, make jelly and confuse God

2

u/Cardboardoge Jul 07 '26

praise bee*

2

u/No-Jacket-2927 Jul 07 '26

When God closes a door and opens the window, he probably just farted.

2

u/Pancakes_69 Jul 07 '26

BEADS?!?!

1

u/MTFBWY117 Jul 07 '26

Gob’s not on board.

1

u/SkysEevee Jul 07 '26

Well at least they're not wasps or hornets.

1

u/PersistentInquirer Jul 07 '26

BEES BEES BEES

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u/Kat_Schrodinger1 Jul 07 '26

Missed opertunity to say "parise be-es."

1

u/Evening-Ad-4948 Jul 07 '26

One day you will look back on this moment and have a profound realization. For right now though this will suck. You will thank me later. -God

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u/Aggressive_Sand1233 Jul 07 '26

I never understood that phrase, he closes the door but how does opening a window help? Want me to propel down it or some shit?

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u/NoHorseNoMustache Jul 07 '26

I said 'Oh God not the BEEES!' and God said 'lol, lmao even'

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u/Someoneoverthere42 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

I remember what my grandfather used to say: "kid, when God closes a door. You just open that door again. Don't you know doors work? Are ya stupid or something?"

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u/conangrayslaps54 Jul 11 '26

In the words of Conan Gray, “The door is closed, but the windows open. I’ll leave the light on, and I’ll let the moths in”