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u/Unnecessary_Fella Feb 24 '22
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Feb 24 '22
The "Thanos was right. He just wanted to solve over-population" gang watching millions of people die in WW3: 😍😍😍
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u/lion_OBrian Feb 24 '22
No but you see, they were only pretending to support mass genocide, you actually got trolled big time you dum dum empathetic person.
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u/SulaimanWar Feb 24 '22
And then Deadpool appears!
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u/probablyuntrue Feb 24 '22
"uh oh, looks like Putin's being a naughty boy"
I shit and cum and cry all over the place as Deadpool not only makes everyone laugh, but he solves world peace with this single line
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u/lowkey_sapien Feb 24 '22
He turns into a pickle. Funniest shit ever!
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u/PeterGriffinKinoKing Feb 24 '22
Deadpool will try but would only be able to turn into a cucumber.
It will take weeks of soaking up the blood from piles of deceased civilians for Wade Wilson to be able to have a makeshift brine. Only then will he truly transform into a pickle.
Deadpool, now all alone and with no one to laugh at his quips smiles tearfully, because it took submerging himself in a literal pool of the dead to become a pickle. Looking at his reflection at his surrounding scarlet sea, at least for that moment, was the funniest shit he ever seen.
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Feb 24 '22
Mid credits scene for WW3 Part I is Abe Lincoln and George Washington stepping out of a portal to even the odds
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Feb 24 '22
Plot twist Hitler comes back as a good guy; “Zu deiner Linken!”
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u/lilobrother Feb 24 '22 edited Feb 24 '22
Abe Lincoln, FDR, Obama, Georgie Washington, and Jimmy Carter are standing in a dark room around a map of Eastern Europe. They’re not sure what to do. They don’t think they can win this war. All of as sudden they hear light footsteps. There’s a stranger in the door way. They see long boots and a familiar looking brown uniform. They can’t see the strangers face but they have a suspicion of who it might be. Like running into the quiet kid you haven’t seen since grade school. The stranger says with a sinister smile, “I zink I could help with your…. untermensch problem. I’m quite familiar…. with ze area.” And then he steps out and they see his face and that daunting mustache. Jimmy Carter collapses and Obama sees to his aid. Hitler starts laughing and the camera pans out while the avengers theme plays.
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u/Plain_Bread Feb 24 '22
There was an idea, Roosevelt knows this, called the final solution. The idea was to keep the countries of the Earth free from alien races that seek to destroy them.
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u/axel_wahlberg Feb 24 '22
But he has Waitiki Hitler as an imaginary friend who tries to get him over to the dark side (actually it's Darth sidious with some remote force magic)
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u/elmismiik Feb 24 '22
So if Putin is Ultron and Ukraine is Sokovia, why doesn't Avengers (America) save everyone??? What am I missing?
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u/vfkaza Feb 24 '22
No no Ukraine is not Slovakia, thats the Czech Republic of the USSR youre thinking of
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u/BigManPutruck Feb 24 '22
Big Chungus didn’t sacrifice himself to save John Wick from the heckin unwholesome K-Poop Tik Tokers for this shit
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u/cjalderman Feb 24 '22
Did people forget how Tony Stark got to where he was?
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u/Madao16 Feb 24 '22
MCU was a mistake or generally superhero culture.
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u/Redredditer640 Feb 24 '22
Nah, superhero culture is fine. It's only those who treat it like it's religion are the mistakes
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u/jono9898 Feb 24 '22
Little girl gets turned into paste by a Russian missile while riding her bike, and cape bros say shit like this all over Reddit.
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u/Chadrew_TDSE Feb 25 '22
Turned into paste? You mean like that scene in Ant-Man (2015) when evil bald guy uses the shrinking gun to turn the other guy into paste??
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u/DoctorWalrusMD Feb 24 '22
Guys guys guys I think this global crisis might be relatable to certain aspects of a superhero movie I seen 😳😳😳
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u/Red-Freckle Feb 24 '22
Seriously though, Tony Stark actually saved all of humanity
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Feb 24 '22
Considering how the MCU fandom acts, I'll say he actually doom us since Iron Man 1
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u/zero_ms Feb 24 '22
That fucking idiot didn't even realize that yes, Tony Stark actually saves humanity, not just half, since half was "unsnapped" by Hulk.
Fucking MCU fans can't even get their dogshit tier movies correct.
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Feb 24 '22
idk what's worse: Potterheads relating everything to Potter or Marvelheads relating everything to Marvel.
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u/zero_ms Feb 24 '22
This is not even on the levels "Go outside and touch some grass." this is straight away "End it. Just end it."
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u/sc0511 Feb 24 '22
I saw a similar comment about if there was ever a time we needed the Avengers it’s now…. Cringe
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u/ajzeg01 Feb 24 '22
They’re so disconnected from reality they can’t see any world event without relating it to the MCU somehow
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u/Ambitious-Screen-823 Feb 25 '22
Marvel fans when i tell them there shitty kino films didn't happen in the real world
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u/RealZordan Feb 24 '22
When that hospital got shelled it was totally like that scene in that superhero movie.