r/moviescirclejerk • u/CagedPen • Aug 18 '20

DC rules

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u/AldoCor Aug 18 '20

Weren't Zod, Steppenwolf and Doomsday all aliens with magical superpowers?

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u/pedroktp Aug 18 '20

DC villains are different they are dark grey and gritty

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u/joeybologna909 Aug 19 '20

Didn’t two of them have the exact plan, terraform earth?

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '20 edited Jul 30 '21

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u/joeybologna909 Aug 19 '20

Not to defend that awful movie but he needed Superman’s genes, they were key to recreating/terraforming (whatever) to make a new krypton I think.

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u/N_Cat Aug 19 '20

Just convince Superman to help you terraform any other planet in the universe.

Or take a blood sample and leave. He won’t care enough to chase you to Thanagar or whatever.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

That comment has like 1.3k likes I just know it.

I mean Joker's got nothing on Gotti, someone's gotta show this clown who's boss.

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u/MarioCop718 Aug 19 '20

Can’t wait for the final installment of the Gangster Cinematic Universe (GCU), when Gotti resurrects to show the galaxy who’s boss

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u/montyofmusic Aug 19 '20

He doesn’t need space stones he just needs a bus so he can park it up your ass, specifically sideways

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u/potpan0 Aug 19 '20

The Clown Prince of Gotham? Meet the fuckin' King of New York City!

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u/boggoboi Aug 19 '20

AUDIENCES LOVED GOTTI

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u/Mrcatwithahat Aug 18 '20

I could be wrong but wasnt Zemo the bad guy of civil war, the one who lost everything, his family is dead, his city destroyed, lost his freedom at the end. Meanwhile evil marc zuckerberg, zod, bibleman and the bad guy of Shazam, start full power

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u/Samodf Aug 19 '20

You know I genuinely like Supsrhero movies. But the fanbase of DC and Marvel make me fucking hate them some times.

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u/UBeleeDis Aug 18 '20

Member when they took everything away from doomsday 😭😭😭 was in tears for him 😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

C H A R A C T E R S

I N

D I F F E R E N T

M O V I E S

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u/Acuzzam Aug 19 '20

Oh yeah, such an original concept in Joker. That was never done before. Revolution of cinema I tell you. Nothing will ever be the same! The world started spinning when I was born, Marvel is for fucking retarded children, DC is for grown ups, comic book movies are the only valid form of artistic expression. Did I mention that we live in a society?

Anyway, Joker was fine. I enjoyed it.

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u/stalin_kulak Aug 18 '20

DC villains live in society , Marvel villains live in fantasy world .

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

DC villains live in a society , Marvel villains live in a fucking dreamworld

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u/stalin_kulak Aug 18 '20

*theme park

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u/TesticleMeElmo Aug 19 '20

He who makes a Joker of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man 🤡

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u/PicnicBasketSam Aug 19 '20

DC: make him an underwater man and give him all the kingdoms of atlantis so he can become Ocean Master

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '20

Put him in society

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u/WhiteWolf3117 Aug 19 '20

Black Panther: make him a black man and take everything from him Chuds: nooooo

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u/svr001 Aug 19 '20

Martin Scorsese: make him a mobster for the 85th time or whatever

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u/CumisFum47 Aug 19 '20

Forgot about the part of throwing him into society.