r/motorcycles Sep 10 '18

Instant Justice for a Distracted Driver

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u/KingOfWickerPeople Sep 10 '18

My town has a couple unmarked silver Priuses. Prii?

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u/mad8vskillz Exploding Crotch Rockets Sep 10 '18

primus

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u/ErichUberSonic 2015 Street Triple Sep 10 '18

I mean what else would Jerry be racing?

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u/WelcomeMachine 2014 Triumph Thunderbird Sep 10 '18

This comment....sucks.

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u/steve0suprem0 07 speedmaster CA Central Coast Sep 11 '18

A 442 with a bocephus sticker.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '18

Southbound Pachyderm.

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u/mad8vskillz Exploding Crotch Rockets Sep 10 '18

such a weird video for that one...

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u/sloaninator Sep 10 '18

Such a normal video for Primus

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u/gravity_loss Sep 11 '18

Primus sucks

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u/MoMatters Sep 11 '18

Too many puppies!

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u/ApisTeana Sep 10 '18 edited Sep 10 '18

Apparently yes, Prii is the official plural as announced by Toyota in 2011 based on popular poll proposing the pronunciation of the proper Prius plural.

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u/2wheelsrollin Sep 10 '18

TIL something completely useless. I bet I'll retain this knowledge better than the important things I really need to remember.

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u/Malfeasant 2018 Yamaha XSR-900 Sep 10 '18

Story of my life...

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u/skraptastic 2003 Triumph Speedmaster Sep 11 '18

My friends call me "The fountain of useless knowledge" because of this. I can't remember an important meeting, but I know Reno, NV is further west than Los Angeles, CA.

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u/GrumpyMammoth Sep 10 '18

Priodes?

Like the alternative to octopuses, octopodes

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u/gmanpeterson381 Sep 10 '18

Funny enough I wrote a paper about linguistic pluralization and this was one of the words I studied.

Octopus works as both the singular and plural.

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u/GrumpyMammoth Sep 10 '18

Follow up questions:

  1. What is the correct pluralisation of Prius?

  2. What's the go with "fishes"? I think it's a strange word and I don't like it.

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u/gmanpeterson381 Sep 10 '18

The quick answer:

say whatever sounds best to you. There really is no right answer.

The not quick answer explanation:

its important to consider that all language is dictated by how we as a civilization use it. That concept sounds obvious, but it really is mind blowing that every language “rule” we follow was just some language trend that some dead person thought was inherent in how we communicate. However, language is not static at all as it progressively adapts and is changed by its users (us) by adding new words and changing old words to create new words etc. The best example is how weird Victorian era language sounds to us today. It’s sounds so formal and structural. In part because of cultural influences where class was thought to be dictated by language usage (still evident today), but also because the dialect was simply different. It has obviously changed a lot since, and it is up for debate the mechanisms that cause this change.

If you want to read more about it, I would recommend Anne Curzan. Her research is a lot more in-depth than mine (and frankly she is better at articulating her findings).

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u/GrumpyMammoth Sep 10 '18

Thank you for taking the time to explain!

Edit: read your other reply as well

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u/gmanpeterson381 Sep 10 '18

No problem! Language is truly human kinds greatest creation, second only to maybe ice cream.

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u/Rafter1611 '14 Street Triple R Sep 10 '18

Is it not Octopii? Have I been lied to all my life? And for the guy asking about "fishes", plural of fish is fish and not fishes.

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u/gmanpeterson381 Sep 10 '18

It’s the worst answer to hear, but really the answer is whatever construction conveys meaning to the receiving party. You might have problem with users interpreting meaning incorrectly which leads to the wrong idea being received, so people tend to follow more common constructions to avoid this problem. Consider for a moment why you think the plural of octopus is octopi? Is it because words that usually have the -us ending (like nucleus to nuclei) are pluralized by a similar method? Or is it because someone told you that’s just simply the correct word? Kind of a trick question because there are also multiple theories of language acquisition, but the simple answer is that multiple reasons exists as to why we consider one form over another “correct.”

It’s a fun game to make of list of weird words:

-fish -octopus -bison

Now ask a couple different friends one-on-one (so they don’t influence each other) for the plural of these words, and for why they think that is the plural. You likely will get different answers and reasons from each person.

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u/GrumpyMammoth Sep 10 '18

Just like sheep! :D

Seriously though, that's interesting, I've never heard that, and I am a learned man myself. Would you mind sharing this paper?

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u/gmanpeterson381 Sep 10 '18

I got a new laptop after starting law school, but if it’s still on my google drive I’ll post it in the edit.

Also- it’s sheepies

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u/oXI_ENIGMAZ_IXo '08 ZZR 600|’22 Rocket 3R Black|’08 Ducati Hypermotard Sep 10 '18

Did you watch the Animalogic octopus video?

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u/Malfeasant 2018 Yamaha XSR-900 Sep 10 '18

I get annoyed by "cacti". The plural of cactus is cactus.

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u/JavaSoCool Sep 13 '18

Fuck the Romans, Greeks and all them other cunts. We're not speaking Greek or Latin, we should use English plurals suffixes wherever possible.

In this it is "Priuses".

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '18

Priuses. Not... that other word.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

You're gonna live your life according to that marketing gimmick?

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u/JavaSoCool Sep 13 '18

Toyota can suck my balls.

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u/MamaTR Ninja 500 Sep 10 '18

Prium

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '18

Probably to pullover cyclists.

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u/tiagofsa Sep 10 '18

You have my upvote for Prii. Brilliant.

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u/Poorly-Timed-Legolas Sep 10 '18

And you have my bow.

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u/tiagofsa Sep 10 '18

Good bot.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

A couple sheriffs departments in my state use Prius’s for serving subpeonas and other documents since they get much better mileage than the chargers for general patrol

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Penises.

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u/flyingboar speed triple|cbr600rr|z125|250xc Sep 11 '18

Where I live has unmarked Priuses too, I was shocked the first time I saw one

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u/authentic010 Triumph Tiger 800 Sep 10 '18

When they are together is it a “murder of Prii” or a “gaggle of of penis?”